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Topic: Warning this Golf joke is for serious golfers only.

Hyperimiator Title: Maximus Probus Posts: 55,497 Registered: Jul 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 54,624 User ID: 266,347	Subject: Warning this Golf joke is for serious golfers only.
	Pls excuse if I told this one before.. Ok this guy shows up on a Saturday solo at 1pm and the starter ends up pairing him up with this beautiful woman also solo. She kicks his ass all over the course and when they are done she invites him over to her house for a few cocktails or a beer, as she lives right on the course. One thing leads to another and he ends up with this fantastic bj. Well he shows up next week at the same time and lo and behold she is there at that time too, and they repeat. This goes on all month with him getting beat and then getting his bj at her place, so one afternoon right as he is getting it, he looks down at her and says, "you know this is fantastic, but I'd love it if we could have some regular sex". She looks up at him and says, "I have a confession to make:. He says "yes", she responds, "I'm not really a woman". He gets furious and yells, "You sonofabitch, you have been hitting off the ladies T all month!!!" -----signature----- The Hyperimiator song http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=1639&starttime=1:40:35 "You are never going to be able to vote for the revolution. Get that hope out of your mind" -Jerry Rubin http://www.youtube.com/user/Hyperimiator#p/u
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JD_HOGG Posts: 19,975 Registered: Mar 18, '08 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 19,893 User ID: 1,285,011	Subject: Warning this Golf joke is for serious golfers only.
	Yeah wtf! Heard that one before, but it's still funny. -----signature----- (none)
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mightbe Title: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala Posts: 16,082 Registered: Jul 21, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 15,729 User ID: 824,229	Subject: Warning this Golf joke is for serious golfers only.
	please don't remind me that the golf season is about to start -----signature----- me for mod! Misbeller of mightbe I love me love i you Go..VO..GO... I God of miself.
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-Foxy- Title: Moderator Ãœber Brat Posts: 110,094 Registered: May 29, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 107,357 User ID: 683,944	Subject: Warning this Golf joke is for serious golfers only.
	;P -----signature----- Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
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Gilligan.USCG Title: Stuck on the Island Posts: 35,516 Registered: Sep 19, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 34,754 User ID: 404,098	Subject: Warning this Golf joke is for serious golfers only.
	I think you posted this one last week -----signature----- www.ice9gaming.com - cs / tf2 / bf2 <3 Oregon State - CWS Winnars x2
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