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on the tv news just now, the florida department of wildlife said they are going to euthanize the mom bear, with the cubs fate remains unknown.



video @ http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Woman-s-butt-bitten-in-bear-attack/-/1637132/9351930/-/99ptumz/-/index.html

Woman's butt bitten in bear attack

Victim taken to Florida Hospital Altamonte

LONGWOOD, Fla. -

A woman walking her dog while taking out the trash was attacked by a bear Friday morning at an apartment complex in Seminole County, officials said.

Terri Gurley, 57, was bitten on the rear-end in the attack, which occurred at the Camden Club Apartments on Sabal Lake Drive in Longwood. The area is close to the Wekiva River, near the edge of a state forest that was once bear habitat.

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission said Gurley spotted the bear earlier in the evening, so she waited to take out the trash. After she thought the bear had left, Gurley went outside with her dog, an Akita-German shepherd mix named Reilly, the FWC said.

Officials said Gurley then noticed the bear near a trash bin, and her dog confronted the animal.

"The dog was trying to go at her and I'm pulling her back, trying to get away," Gurley said. "I was walking backwards and I tripped and I fell, hitting my head."

Gurley tried to run away but fell and was bitten by the bear, which was with its cub, wildlife officials said.

"I looked up to the side, saw her face," Gurley said. "And I rolled over and that's when she bit me on my butt."

Gurley told Local that 6 she rolled over facedown to protect herself after she fell.

"All I can think of is how terrifying it is to look and its right there," Gurley said. "Not knowing what she's going to do. Thank God she wasn't on her hind legs."

Gurley was taken to Florida Hospital Altamonte and was later released.

The FWC said it will set traps for the bear, which could weigh up to 300 pounds. Officials said they are using birthday cake to lure the bear into a trap. The bear would be euthanized if it is captured, the FWC said.

Neighbors said bears are often seen roaming the area, which is not far from Sabal Palm Elementary and Wekiva Springs Road.

A mailman gave Local 6 a picture of a bear recently spotted in the area, but it's not known if it's the one that was involved in the attack.

"I'm sure she was just protecting her cub, but I was surprised she came at me," Gurley said. "I used to be a nature lover but I'm not really happy with her right now."

 

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Those bubble butts, you gotta love 'em, even if you are a bear.

 

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I have no idea why they don't just move animals like this.

 

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what about her pup? is he ok?

 

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i'm left to assume that the dog is fine, since it was not specifically addressed within the news report

 

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You would probably have that expression on your face too if you were sitting on an ass that just had a chunk bitten out of it.

 

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Cake before being euthanized?

 

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A chunk taken out of that can only be an improvement.

 

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the comments are priceless.


"That's one ugly bear"


 

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After seeing her face I don't blame the poor bear for biting her in the ass.

 

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ITS ALWAYS FLORIDA

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
the comments are priceless.


"That's one ugly bear"





lol

 

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that's a chick?

 

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The moment I saw the picture I was thinking they should have put the chick down and given the bear a medal of valor for approaching something that hideous.

 

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because relocation isn't the solution to this problem. no we have to kill a bear and probably it's cub depending on how old the cub is.

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
the comments are priceless.


"That's one ugly bear"



applause

 

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Reapist posted:
I have no idea why they don't just move animals like this.


Sadly, relocation is usually just a slow death sentence for most animals. You're possibly putting them in someone else's territory, where they're completely unfamiliar with the food and water sources.

Also, with bears (and gators, for that matter), once they've gotten acclimated to people, relocating them just makes them a danger to someone else...

 

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If she hadn't taken her dog with her, it probably would have been a non-issue sad

 

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WHEW that was close, so glad the dog is okay

 

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I have no idea why they don't just move animals like this.
To downtown Detroit.

 

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