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What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals
and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and
hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the
fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin. Your opponent then hits
his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway.
Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look
for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period
ends, your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I
don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."
You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet
from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your
opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: "I found it!". The second
sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the
ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping
no more than six inches from the hole.
Now here is the ethical dilemma:
Do you pull the cheating bastards ball out of your pocket and
confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut.
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What kind of pants is he wearing and what color? This is critical to my answer.
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He who cheats best, wins (called Golf). Keep your piehole shut, you got out foxed.
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Cuttlery posted:
What kind of pants is he wearing and what color? This is critical to my answer.
Those plaid baggy golf knickers probably. With a matching snob golf hat.
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I would beat him in that ugly hat with a 9 iron and shove a driver up his backside.
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kick his ball off the green
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The two of you should get a room, you both are made for each other.
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lol i like this one
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Warning heavy sexual innuendo!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPwhMoQBg_8
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the question should be, where were the white stakes
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Why was his ball in your pocket?
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Gilligan.USCG posted:
Why was his ball in your pocket?
this
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Man, all those FW's and I've never heard this one! I laughed hard 
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DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
Keep your piehole shut, you got out foxed.
This.
Rho
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