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http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/15/10700570-woman-88-strangled-to-death-by-clothes-caught-in-escalator
What a horrible way to go, it's like a Final Destination type death.
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That's pretty horrible. Ban escalators!
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Moe_Nox posted:
That's pretty horrible. Ban escalators!
Once you outlaw escalators, only outlaws will have escalators.
From the sound of the video, we may need to ban high staircases as well...
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Well if you don't take the escalator you'll end up in the elevator and...
Woman crushed to death by elevator 
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Well, you could always just take the stairs...
FUCK!
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To summarize:
We must ban Stairs, elevators and escalators.
Hence forth, no building in the US shall be build taller than 1 story, nor shall it be built on anything other than a gentle incline!
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My grandmother fell from a gentle incline and died. We need a better solution.
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Why don't we just keep the good stuff and ban old people?
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