the_great_ontex
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I have just stitched together my shirt because a button hole got too big and the button would routinely come loose
How attractive does this make me?
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Not attractive.
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You're not a lady so you do not count
You're a whore
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I bet you sewed it up crooked.
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the_great_ontex
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It doesn't matter if it is crooked or too small, if it works it works
Ladies have to back me up on this one
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I'd bang you.
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the_great_ontex
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This is progress... I think...
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In the big picture I think most (not all) men are better at sewing than women. Or they would be if the tried. It's the whole plan it out and execute that I think men are generally good at. I gave my sewing machine to a guy years ago who was married to a friend of mine. He just had more ability than me. I am too impatient.
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I'll let you know the next time I need a button hole fixed.
Plus, it sounds as though he's "crooked" and "too small" 
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you will be keep-able to the right lady
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I think men who are willing to do that kind of stuff for themselves (even if it is only mending) are sexier than men who are helpless. So yeah it's a definite plus in my book.
I was floored when my husband told me one day he'd always wanted to learn how to knit (he loves comfy sweaters lol). And he actually is learning. Sexy meter went way up!
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AynRand posted:
I need a butt hole fixed.
Plus, it sounds as though he's "crooked" and "too small"
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... I can sew and knit... doesn't mean I actually do it, cause I'm lazy and would rather play video games.
like pants got a hole in them? I know how to fix it properly. but I'de rather just buy new pants 
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ooooOOOOoooo Ontex is so hunky 
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AynRand posted:
I'll let you know the next time I need a button hole fixed.
Plus, it sounds as though he's "crooked" and "too small"
that was below the belt...
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Gaevren posted:
I think men who are willing to do that kind of stuff for themselves (even if it is only mending) are sexier than men who are helpless. So yeah it's a definite plus in my book.
I was floored when my husband told me one day he'd always wanted to learn how to knit (he loves comfy sweaters lol). And he actually is learning. Sexy meter went way up!
agreed!
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Update: The button is holding strong and as well as my dignity, despite all of your attacks
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Not a lady but I have to say that sewing is kinda gaysexual.
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A real man would have superglued that sucker on.
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Depends
are you gay or poor?
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the_great_ontex posted:
I have just stitched together my shirt because a button hole got too big and the button would routinely come loose
How attractive does this make me?
Do you cook and clean too? If not, I'll pass.
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the_great_ontex
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I do cook and clean, yup. For sure.
And I am not poor at all but I am practical and cheap
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Not impressed
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I am so fkin hard right now
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Well it seems you only impressed the ACF guys, sorry.
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the_great_ontex
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I'll still chalk this one up there as win 
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Practical and cheap LOL.
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