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Won Alabama and Mississippi.

Even with Gingrich eating up some of his "not Romney" votes.



mod Santorum.

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This is gonna be a repeat of 2008 for me, isn't it? I was convinced the country wasn't stupid enough to elect Obama, and look what we got. Now I'll say the same thing I said about Obama when he started looking semi-viable, after I ignored the n00b for months.

SANTORUM? REALLY??
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Santorum can't win because he doesn't appeal to the middle.

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laugh I would never vote for him.

 

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Santorum can't win because he doesn't appeal to the middle.

coffee


Obama couldn't win because he was a completely untested n00b running on "Hope", with some real press at the time that he wasn't even born in the US, and oh yeah, that he was a Muslim.

Didn't stop him. Didn't really slow him down.


 

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I will vote for the not Obama choice

 

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only someone that actually hates everything america was founded on would vote for santorum. but it's cool because he's keen on jesus.

 

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Jesus would pwn Santorum harder than he pwned the money lenders in the temple.

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
paulg_68 posted:
Santorum can't win because he doesn't appeal to the middle.

coffee


Obama couldn't win because he was a completely untested n00b running on "Hope", with some real press at the time that he wasn't even born in the US, and oh yeah, that he was a Muslim.

Didn't stop him. Didn't really slow him down.

Generally speaking, the left will vote for the Democrat and the right will vote for the Republican. The winner is whoever carries the middle. Obama carried the middle because they were too stupid to realize "hope and change" didn't actually constitute a plan. Plus white guilt and black racism.

Santorum would win the Republican vote but no one in the middle is going to vote for him.

Ask Tych who he's going to vote for and 4 times out of 5 that's your next President.

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Jesus would pwn Santorum harder than he pwned the money lenders in the temple.

 

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DON'T FORGET BLACK GUILT!!!

 

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I don't think that's a thing.

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Santorum/Gingrich 2012!

 

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Told you guys a month ago he wasn't to be taken lightly any longer.
If you strip away his retarded social conservative positions, his economic platform is well packaged and presented.

 

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The South and Middle are his areas of highest appeal. I think Romney will put hm away.

 

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In Mississippi it was Santorum,Gingrich and Romney in that order.

I said that Romney would not win, when I passed the polls, there were few cars.

I think Romney tried too hard.... he said he had "cheesy grits" for Breakfast. sick

 

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Blech.

Any Southerner with an ounce of class knows you don't smother grits in cheese.

 

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Did he say "Y'all"? grin

 

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Seething199 posted:
only someone that actually hates everything america was founded on would vote for santorum. but it's cool because he's keen on jesus.


Perfectly said.

 

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So where's the line on this?

F'ckin?


or

F'kin?



One is a pretty clear substitution. The other, not so much.

 

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Thread titles need to be more gentle than actual posts, because while Mods, Devs, and Jesus scan over all titles, they don't actually click each thread.

 

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Told you guys a month ago he wasn't to be taken lightly any longer.
If you strip away his retarded social conservative positions, his economic platform is well packaged and presented.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/02/disappointing-economics-of-rick-santorum/
This minor detail gives me the feeling Santorum doesn’t have advisers who know their stuff on the most basic level. It reads like something strung together by a bunch of bright but inexperienced volunteers.

WND disagrees! flag grin

 

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f'ckin is badly masked profanity tongue

fkin still is badly masked profanity lol

but honestly at least you tried :P

and in thread titles we still have to be stricter lol.

 

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f'ckin is badly masked profanity tongue

fkin still is badly masked profanity lol



OMG SWEARING MOD...BAN HEEM!

 

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Did he say "Y'all"? grin


Nothing quite so funny as a Massachusetts dude saying y'all.

 

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WHY DO YOU WANT TO MOD SANTORUM?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?! cry

 

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WHY DO YOU WANT TO MOD SANTORUM?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?! cry


laugh

Well all these forums ARE owned by Fox...

aka News Corp...



 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
NuEM posted:
Did he say "Y'all"? grin


Nothing quite so funny as a Massachusetts dude saying y'all.


Remember Kerry? Remember Hilary? We don't talk like that here in MA. These politicians turn themselves into cartoons to be mocked.

 

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Organized religion (AKA brain washing) will eventually destroy civilization.

It's disturbing that we're turning into the Taliban right before everyone's eyes. But because it's the xian taliban, it's okay, I guess.

 

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A bunch of us were saying all the way back in 2008 that Romney wouldn't appeal to the Southern states because of the fact that he belongs to a cult (many people in the South think Mormonism is a cult, esp evangelicals) and Gingrich is an adulterer. Ron Paul is silly . Of course Frothy is gonna take the Southern states. He's all they have.

 

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Yeah, Romney needs to stop trying to fit in everywhere, it's not authentic. It's OK to be an outsider in states, as long as you're not offensive. Nothing puts people off more than a phoney.

But Santorum got the wins barely, however in the end he still lost ground in the delegate race.

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
Blech.

Any Southerner with an ounce of class knows you don't smother grits in cheese.



Wat? Cheese grits are a southern classic. If you are talking about dumping Velveeta or shredded cheese on top of your grits then you were doing it wrong. Grits are awesome with or without cheese.

 

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Cheese grits and shrimp are ftw

 

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Just a little more fuel to the assertion that evangelicals are batmod crazy.

 

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SANTORUM? REALLY??
Uhm, no, not really.

Let's play Do The Math With Koneg! applause

There is no possible way for Santorum to win the delegates prior to the convention.

It will be difficult (but not impossible) for Romney to win enough delegates to lock it up prior to the convention.

So we go into the convention with Santorum ballpark 500ish delegates and Romney with 1000ish delegates.

After the first vote, the horse trading begins.

Do you really see Santorum able to convince 600+ delegates to jump his way? Or do you think it more likely Romney will be able to convince 100 or less to vote for him instead?

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Santorum will have his and Gingrich's delegates... they're essentially all the "anti-Romney" block.

I'll throw out the few Paul has as neither Romney nor Santorum... they'll spread around.

As already stated. Obama SHOULDN'T have been nominated, much less elected, but there you go.

Throw out all the rationlizations you want... American voters are damned stupid. Never underestimate the power of their stupidity and a bit of "mob excitement" momentum.

 

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Throw out all the rationlizations you want... American voters are damned stupid.
It's a good thing that rank-n-file voters won't be delegates at the convention then 'eh?.

They'll mostly be die-hard political operatives.

Barring a Lewinsky-type surprise for Romney I have absolutely no doubt at this point that if they all go in to the convention without the votes needed to lock it up that Romney will leave the convention as the nominee.

1 week icon bet on it.

 

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It's kind of irrelevant if Santorum gets the Republican nomination since he can't win in the general election.

None of the other guys were going to win anyways so they're all just competing for the right to lose to Obama.

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There is no possible way for Santorum to win the delegates prior to the convention.



This is true; however, it's a very telling and sad thing that a religious fascist could get so far in the GOP race. coffee

 

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There is no possible way for Santorum to win the delegates prior to the convention.



This is true; however, it's a very telling and sad thing that a religious fascist could get so far in the GOP race. coffee

 

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I'm sure if Santorum does win the nomination that he will just renounce his last 20 years of religious activity and make everything better. flag

 

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There is no possible way for Santorum to win the delegates prior to the convention.



This is true; however, it's a very telling and sad thing that a religious fascist could get so far in the GOP race. coffee

 

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This is true; however, it's a very telling and sad thing that a religious fascist could get so far in the GOP race. coffee


A christian fascist, a corrupt sociopath, and a predatory capitalist who is to the right of Dubya being sold as the 'moderate'. Oh, and Ron Paul. This is the modern GOP.

It'll be easy a fuck to vote for Obama this election. No rational individual could do otherwise.

 

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Voodoo-Dahl posted:
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This is true; however, it's a very telling and sad thing that a religious fascist could get so far in the GOP race. coffee


A christian fascist, a corrupt sociopath, and a predatory capitalist who is to the right of Dubya being sold as the 'moderate'. Oh, and Ron Paul. This is the modern GOP.

It'll be easy a fuck to vote for Obama this election. No rational individual could do otherwise.


This is key.

 

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