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JD_HOGG 
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Subject: At a track meet, what to do?
like hours to go before mext event, too far from home to go there and come back. Wife went to get subs. What now? Wait? or what? Get unruly?

 

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Go streaking.

 

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Subject: At a track meet, what to do?

Get unruly till wife returns, act like nothing happened.

 

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Subject: At a track meet, what to do?
pick a fight with another dad whose wife also went to do something... Act all buddy buddy when they return.

 

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JD_HOGG 
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Subject: At a track meet, what to do?
No idea why people knock ACF, these are all great ideas.

 

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what did you decide to go with?

 

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Subject: At a track meet, what to do?
Drink heavily, then loudly insult everyone, and start claiming you own the place and they all need to leave.

 

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JD_HOGG 
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None of them. I hid behind the dumpsters to eliminate the possibility of having social interactions with people.

 

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Subject: At a track meet, what to do?
wow this is ACF and no one has suggested to hit on the cute chicks yet?  ACF really is going down hill sad (be sure to card them first)

 

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wow this is ACF and no one has suggested to hit on the cute chicks yet?  ACF really is going down hill sad (be sure to card them first)


He is married and most likely at his kid's track meet. We do not suggest things that may ruin relationships.

 

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NonOffensiveName posted:
wow this is ACF and no one has suggested to hit on the cute chicks yet?  ACF really is going down hill sad (be sure to card them first)


It takes a gay man to come up with a heterosexual answer.

 

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Subject: At a track meet, what to do?
Streak, perhaps inject yourself with tons of blood so you can perform better

 

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drop shot puts on your nuts

 

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Subject: At a track meet, what to do?
What do you do at a track meet? You run!

 

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Subject: At a track meet, what to do?
do they sell beer at track meets?

 

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