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Moe_Nox 
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Subject: Have Outposters witnessed a murder right before our eyes?
Ladies and gentlefappers of the jury, I present to you The Great Intex.



I also present to you: The Great Ontex


Fact 1. We know that these two are twin brothers. Well, we were told that anyways, and at the Outpost that passes as fact.

Fact 2. Intex claimed to have had trouble logging in not too long ago. Had trouble, made a second account until his was fixed, and now the second account has absorbed the originals post count.

Fact 3. Intex claims to have moved to Cali.

Step 4. .... ?

Conclusion: Ontex was envious of Intex's potential move to Cali, abducted him, assumed him life, and has Intex held prisoner as some sort of homo erotic incestuous love twist.

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Subject: Have Outposters witnessed a murder right before our eyes?
Are you concerned that you can't find your threesome partners?

 

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Subject: Have Outposters witnessed a murder right before our eyes?
Well I will admit that when I read that twins had responded to my ad that I was so excited I didn't take the time to find out much else about them, until that one dark night.

 

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the_great_ontex 
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shock so that is Intex... he looks kinda like me, somewhat. We even both have big bulges

TO be honest, I killed him, he's being dissolved in a tub of lye and hydrochloric acid as we speak

 

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Ontex is the good one, he wears the white hat. flag



 

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Yeah. That's it. Sure, I am the good one whistling

 

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coffee

 

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Subject: Have Outposters witnessed a murder right before our eyes?
paulg_68 posted:


coffee


Okay, that is funny. laugh

 

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lol! I was always the favorite cool who couldn't love me???

 

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I've seen it. He looks nothing like you. tongue

 

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Eh we sorta look the same :P

I'll leave it up to the Outpost to decide who is who

 

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I know. It's pretty easy, after all...I've seen you on a webcam while wasted. I think. Been a while. Maybe that was Caoilin. tongue

 

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Eating all those eggs ruined your figure.

 

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That's an old picture :P and a not good one. But the probably most recent of me and him in the same one though

No doubt it was me, I get wasted in front of webcams quite often

 

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which twin is which?

 

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Trick question, we're the same person

Ha! Man I am smoooothhh

 

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so you're siamese twins? sweet!

 

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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
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Photoshopped!

grin

 

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I think somebody killed that guys masculinity. Who puts their hand on their hip like that?

 

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It's called striking a pose and I didn't have enough room for jazz hands so exposing my bulge was the only other option I could make at the time, and I'd make it again in a heart beat

 

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Grilled is coming on to you dude

grin

 

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hahaha jazz hands is sweet. Saturday night fever is my go to picture pose though.

 

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If you can't find your Brother, Ontex. Look under GC's newly poured cement slab in his backyard.

 

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You don't look the same at all.

 

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