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Subject: so the wife was watching me play APB
first question

do you have to punch people when you're mugging them?

then after a few minutes, she declared "I don't get it"

and left

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Subject: so the wife was watching me play APB
What is APB?

 

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Subject: so the wife was watching me play APB
Mastara posted:
What is APB?


It's a MMO version of GTA

 

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Ever since they mod with the district recommendations the game has been lame.

 

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Oh wow. Never heard of it.

 

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It's fun if you start up.. but being a gold threat you either play vs hackers or people that lose on purpose to go play with mod players.

 

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What do you expect in a game about being a thug? Cheaters and lamers. Sounds like the real world.

 

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I like stealing people's cars when they're loading them up with goods they robbed haha


 

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tenkly posted:
Ever since they mod with the district recommendations the game has been lame.



didn't know they did that.. so they're putting you in groups of same skill or level?

damn I thought I was starting to get good tongue

 

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IT IS a fun game. They just decided to try and fix something that wasn't broken and it made the game be less fun.

 

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You weren't playing the original game so to you it's not that big of a deal. It lost a lot of appeal to the older players.. that's about it

 

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Tipztoe posted:
tenkly posted:
Ever since they mod with the district recommendations the game has been lame.



didn't know they did that.. so they're putting you in groups of same skill or level?

damn I thought I was starting to get good tongue


I may play it again for that reason.

I stopped because I was getting snipped every time I turned around. I may be able to play longer now.

 

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the only problem I have now is I can't really tell who the enforcers are if they're not in their car.. until I'm committing a crime and they report me and go red, usually I can't see them until it's too late and I'm dead.


 

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Yukishiro1 posted:
What do you expect in a game about being a thug? Cheaters and lamers. Sounds like the real world.




What about filthy ambulance chasers ? You should sign up as subject matter expert

 

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Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
Yukishiro1 posted:
What do you expect in a game about being a thug? Cheaters and lamers. Sounds like the real world.




What about filthy ambulance chasers ? You should sign up as subject matter expert



this thread is about APB, not how Yuki made you butthurt.

 

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Mastara posted:
Oh wow. Never heard of it.


plain

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
Mastara posted:
Oh wow. Never heard of it.


plain





I had never heard of it until tenkly mentioned it was free a couple months ago.


 

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Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
Yukishiro1 posted:
What do you expect in a game about being a thug? Cheaters and lamers. Sounds like the real world.




What about filthy ambulance chasers ? You should sign up as subject matter expert


A game where you play an ambulance chaser could be kinda fun I guess.

P.S. In the work I do there arn't any ambulance chasers. The claimant's lawyers are all selected off the union's preferred list, and any payment they receive doesn't come out of what the claimant gets. Not having to deal with ambulance chasers is one of the nicer things about my job.

 

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Subject: so the wife was watching me play APB
I've never heard of this game until now.


Sounds like it is a MMOFPS, is that right? Is it fun?

 

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If you liked GTA you'd probably like APB.

 

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it's like GTA meets saints row on crack.

It's fun. I just dislike the new additions they made so I'm not playing it right now..

 

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If you liked GTA you'd probably like APB.



It's a blast, and for the most part, everyone is on equal playing field.

you get a base handgun and automatic rifle. You can buy upgrades, but they expire and you have to buy them again, so I see a lot of people just using the freebies.


the free account lets you make two people. I have a criminal and an enforcer.. I play the criminal most of the time.

You can run groups and do missions, or just go out on your own and do your own thing. You should be grouped for missions unless you like being one against 4 or 5.

 

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I buy the premium account so even when i play on lower districts the 30% penalty still gives me +15%

I also buy the whisper.

 

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Can you loot the guns of people you steal or is the only way to get upgrades is to buy them?

 

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You buy better guns as your rank up..

all guns you buy are yours for 10 days after which they expire but you can buy them again.

If you dont suck the money to buy them isn't an issue.. I had 20,000 and in about a month I had more than half a million

 

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Can you loot the guns of people you steal or is the only way to get upgrades is to buy them?



you can steal other peoples cars that they loaded up with stolen goods.. so long as they're not their personal car.. really pisses people off.

I also like to steal those armored trucks and you can pretty much one shot people's cars and cause them to explode with a direct hit.

 

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We logged in last week, played against three people not even trying to hide their cheats and then I uninstalled for good.

 

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Sounds like you got outplayed!

 

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QQ more noob

 

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