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I bought a couple cans of sardines in hid them in another worker work area. I work nights by time I left their was a faint smell coming from where I hid them. I'm sure once it heats up its going to be really bad. The way I hid it,it would be hard to find.
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Well I'm assuming then that you opened them too.
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the last company I was walking one of the floors with another dude when I saw someone who had set up their lunch to, but left their desk momentarily. So I grabbed their soda can and shook it violently. Don't even know who it belonged to.
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we used to pull kinds of shenanigans like that in the navy.
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We had some fun ones in the Navy.
We had one of those sandwich vending machines, where you'd pay money, and slide open a little door for your sandwich.
We'd grab someone's security badge, get a $1.50 sandwich and replace the sandwich with their badge.
We'd grab someone's cover, and over the course of a 12 hour watch, freeze it in a bowl of water.
Or we'd pour warm water is someone's chair. You could sit in it for 10 minute before you realized your butt was damp.
Ahhhh, the Navy. Where drinking and pranking were an art.
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Worst thing I ever did at work was when we had a new worm on the drilling rig. His first day I told him he needed to go up to the crown to check the water table. Of course the crown is at the top. Of course there is not water table. There's a riding belt you strap around you that connects to a cable. The cable goes to the crown, thru a pulley then back down it has a barrel full of sand connected. The higher you climb the more cable you lose on your side and gain on the other side and by they time you reach the crown you're only at maybe 50 pounds.
So we get his fitted in the riding belt then I have a thought...why doesn't he just take a bucket of water with him so if he needs it he doesn't have to make 2 trips? We we tie a 5 gallon buck full of water to his waist. Of course it has no lid so he has to be careful. And up he goes. When he gets to the top the ballast barrel has come down the cable it's attached to on top of the motor shed. I'm waiting there already with sash cord. I tie it off so it won't go back up.
I have no idea what he did with the water, but his bucket is empty and he's ready to come down. One problem.....the cable won't move. What does he do? He turns his body upside down and has his feet against the rings pushing with all his might. LOL, I am hoping the rope doesn't break or he's going to fly like a bird. He did finally let up and I went and cut to cord.
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Sardine + aluminum foil + overhead lamp = seriously nasty 
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damn now i want some sardines
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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
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I'm in the process of ordering deer urine. If your not familiar with that its what hunters use to mask their sent from deers. Stuff smells worse then skunk. I ordered the bottle and when I get it. Somehow going to end up on this coworkers uniforms its going to be nasty.
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suntzukali2 posted:
I'm in the process of ordering deer urine. If your not familiar with that its what hunters use to mask their sent from deers. Stuff smells worse then skunk. I ordered the bottle and when I get it. Somehow going to end up on this coworkers uniforms its going to be nasty.
do you really hate them?
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Jezza_Belle posted:
suntzukali2 posted:
I'm in the process of ordering deer urine. If your not familiar with that its what hunters use to mask their sent from deers. Stuff smells worse then skunk. I ordered the bottle and when I get it. Somehow going to end up on this coworkers uniforms its going to be nasty.
do you really hate them?
yes I do.
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Hey dude! Check out this deer urine I just bought! It smells horrid, let's go prank someo- *Trip*
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Webscar posted:
Hey dude! Check out this deer urine I just bought! It smells horrid, let's go prank someo- *Trip*
I made sure to get the spray bottle for that very reason.
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suntzukali2 posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
suntzukali2 posted:
I'm in the process of ordering deer urine. If your not familiar with that its what hunters use to mask their sent from deers. Stuff smells worse then skunk. I ordered the bottle and when I get it. Somehow going to end up on this coworkers uniforms its going to be nasty.
do you really hate them?
yes I do.
be careful, don't want to get fired over pranks.
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