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WhipSmack 
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Subject: I had a dream that my wife was licking the toilet seat.
I am thoroughly disgusted...

 

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aon_mixed 
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Subject: I had a dream that my wife was licking the toilet seat.
lucky, you have toilet seats

 

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jonus156 
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Subject: I had a dream that my wife was licking the toilet seat.
I had a dream your mom was licking something then i woke up and it turn out she really was licking it

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
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AkagiyamaMissile 
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Subject: I had a dream that my wife was licking the toilet seat.
SHE REALLY WAS LICK IT!

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
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jonus156 
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Subject: I had a dream that my wife was licking the toilet seat.
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
SHE REALLY WAS LICK IT!

Ok. I suck what do you want from me people?

 

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"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
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AkagiyamaMissile 
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Subject: I had a dream that my wife was licking the toilet seat.
jonus156 posted:
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
SHE REALLY WAS LICK IT!

Ok. I suck what do you want from me people?



hugs

 

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and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
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Subject: I had a dream that my wife was licking the toilet seat.
jonus156 posted:
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
SHE REALLY WAS LICK IT!

Ok. I suck what do you want from me people?





Punctuation.

 

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jonus156 
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Subject: I had a dream that my wife was licking the toilet seat.
Rodriks_Fury posted:
jonus156 posted:
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
SHE REALLY WAS LICK IT!

Ok. I suck what do you want from me people?





Punctuation.


yeah we all know thats never going to happen

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
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Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
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