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Picture it. Juicy, super tender, succulent meat. A bit of tangy bbq sauce. Now, would that be ok if the meat came from aborted fetuses? They of course would have to be "processed" correctly at the time of "harvest". The harvest would probably have to be delayed until some muscle mass had a chance to develop.
They aren't "people", so it cannot be cannibalism, amirite liberalz?!
Move over pork, there's a NEW meat in town!
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Do not have sex with your food.
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Hmmm. Marinated Fetus?
This could give "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" a whole new meaning...
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I'm pretty sure conservatives have a restaurant that specializes in them.
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As a working culinarian, I can say for the record that if you're at a particular level you can get a reservation in an establishment that will sell you human flesh. You can order from a menu that ranges from "Scared orphan girl or boy," "Raped to death pregnant woman(1-8 months term)" Even, if you've got connections, still living, Quadriplegic Donors will wait your table as you consume them!...
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Friarspam posted:
Picture it. Juicy, super tender, succulent meat. A bit of tangy bbq sauce. Now, would that be ok if the meat came from aborted fetuses? They of course would have to be "processed" correctly at the time of "harvest". The harvest would probably have to be delayed until some muscle mass had a chance to develop.
They aren't "people", so it cannot be cannibalism, amirite liberalz?!
Move over pork, there's a NEW meat in town!
I actually have no issues with cannibalism from a moral point of view, it's dead flesh might as well use it for something other then just burning it or putting it in a box.
I would not mind having anyone eating my corpse either, but then it would have to be well made and spicey.
Problem is that cannibalism causes Kuru, which is pretty nasty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
Hmmm. Marinated Fetus?
This could give "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" a whole new meaning...
What officer, I'm just marinating dinner...
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Manegarm posted:
Problem is that cannibalism causes Kuru, which is pretty nasty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
pfft
Just gotta know how to handle it, prepare it and cook it...
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Manegarm posted:
I actually have no issues with cannibalism from a moral point of view, it's dead flesh might as well use it for something other then just burning it or putting it in a box.
I would not mind having anyone eating my corpse either, but then it would have to be well made and spicey.
Problem is that cannibalism causes Kuru, which is pretty nasty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
Ok stop... Kuru comes from consuming brain matter from a like species. Prions exist in the brain. Human meat which is killed similarly to cattle, drained before brain matter makes it's way through into the blood stream, doesn't cause Kuru. It's when a brains, or meat which has had brain matter/cells circulate or drift into it, is consumed that CJD, or Kuru takes effect... Prion build up is no good. Mad cow was caused by cow poop used in chicken feed which chicken scraps fed to cows. The prions saturate the soil, the food and the cow brains.
But properly butchered any animal may be safely consumed.
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reesescups posted:
Manegarm posted:
Problem is that cannibalism causes Kuru, which is pretty nasty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
pfft
Just gotta know how to handle it, prepare it and cook it...
/Case closed
I'm pretty sure that like Creutzfeldt–Jakob's disease it does not really matter..
Humans aren't biologically primed for cannibalism as a survival tool.
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illmyrin posted:
Manegarm posted:
I actually have no issues with cannibalism from a moral point of view, it's dead flesh might as well use it for something other then just burning it or putting it in a box.
I would not mind having anyone eating my corpse either, but then it would have to be well made and spicey.
Problem is that cannibalism causes Kuru, which is pretty nasty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
Ok stop... Kuru comes from consuming brain matter from a like species. Prions exist in the brain. Human meat which is killed similarly to cattle, drained before brain matter makes it's way through into the blood stream, doesn't cause Kuru. It's when a brains, or meat which has had brain matter/cells circulate or drift into it, is consumed that CJD, or Kuru takes effect... Prion build up is no good. Mad cow was caused by cow poop used in chicken feed which chicken scraps fed to cows. The prions saturate the soil, the food and the cow brains.
But properly butchered any animal may be safely consumed.
kuru was 8–9 times more prevalent in women and children than in men at its peak — is because while the men of the village took the choice cuts, the women and children would eat the rest of the body including the brain
Means the men still got Kuru even if they did not consume the brain.
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Sure the % go up for actually eating brains, or non choice cuts. But if those men who chose the best cuts did so after carrying the corpse back to the village after crushing dinner's head 12 hours ago they are eating prions!
Baring human causes, I think Prions are a greater risk to life on earth than asteroids.
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Sure the % go up for actually eating brains, or non choice cuts. But if those men who chose the best cuts did so after carrying the corpse back to the village after crushing dinner's head 12 hours ago they are eating prions!
Baring human causes, I think Prions are a greater risk to life on earth than asteroids.
Probably.. And Kuru also spreads..
I'd have to agree somewhat since Creutzfelt-Jakob's syndrome does not manifest for years, for all we know we could all have it. Hey it would be ironic if the only surviving outposters would be Coroiolus..
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Yea the dmg has been done to our generation. If you ate a lot of McDonalds during the 80s and 90s you've collected millions of prions yourself.
Think about this. For a very long time the normal way to kill a cow was a bolt to the brain. The dmg to that cow's brain would poor brain matter into the blood stream and that cow's scraps would feed other cows. The saturation levels within US beef stock is off the charts. We've all got it. You're right.
EDIT.. I even named my cave shammy from 10 years ago CJD.
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Yea the dmg has been done to our generation. If you ate a lot of McDonalds during the 80s and 90s you've collected millions of prions yourself.
Think about this. For a very long time the normal way to kill a cow was a bolt to the brain. The dmg to that cow's brain would poor brain matter into the blood stream and that cow's scraps would feed other cows. The saturation levels within US beef stock is off the charts. We've all got it. You're right.
EDIT.. I even named my cave shammy from 10 years ago CJD.
Nope, we did not condone junkfood in my family... Also growing up the nearest Mcd's was probably about 1000 kilometers south. The junkfood culture took a jump somewhere in the end of the 90's here.
Well I've never had beef from the US and I don't think we've had any cases of mad-cow here either.. I'm being hopeful here.
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Tastes like veal.
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IMHO posted:
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I think "stop having sex with your food" would be more accurate at this point.
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