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I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray...


/fact

 

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I woke up in a Soho doorway - a policeman knew my name...

 

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choices always were a problem for you

what you need is someone strong to guide you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cvKcMbzN_A

 

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Jorrdan posted:
I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray...


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Not even close sweet cakes... Here let me show you the best opening lyrics...

 

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Hello, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?

 

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We're no strangers to love..

 

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell...

 

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Blue skies from pain

 

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Prince!

For sheer pathology I like Princes lyrics in When Doves Cry:

"Maybe I'm just like my father too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry"

 

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I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

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What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

 

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paulg_68 posted:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)


Did you ever hear Alanis Morisette's remake of that song?

Sooooo much better than the original...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmYfVCH2UA

 

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One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces skull

 

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I'm a hot and bothered asrtronaut
Crashin while jackin off
To bufferin vids of Asher roth
Eating apple sauce
Sent to earth to poke catholics in the ass with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
Twisted sicker then mad cattle
Infact I'm on six different liqours
With a prince wig plastered on.

 

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Johnny’s in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I’m on the pavement
Thinking about the government

 

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I saw her today at the reception, a glass of wine in her hand...






Old man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you were...






Be on my side, I'll be on your side, baby. There is no reason for you to hide...






If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine and my tunes were played on the harp unstrung, would you hear my voice come through the music? Would you hold it near as it were your own?

 

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SHEILA: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey the parents
They just want to fart and curse!

SHARON: Should we blame the government?

LIANE: Or blame society?

STUART/GERALD/RANDY: Or should we blame the images on TV?

SHEILA: No, blame Canada!

EVERYONE: Blame Canada!

SHEILA: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies

EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

SHEILA: We need to form a full assault

EVERYONE: It's Canada's fault!

SHARON: Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!

LIANE: And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself

SHEILA: Well, blame Canada!

EVERYONE: Blame Canada!

SHEILA: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

EVERYONE: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE: They're not even a real country anyway

CAROL: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

EVERYONE: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

SHEILA: Heck, no!

EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

SHEILA: With all their hockey hullabaloo

LIANE: And that bitch Anne Murray, too

EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for...
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

 

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It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

 

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Childhood living is easy to do
The things you wanted, I bought them for you

 

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We're no strangers to love...

 

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<whistles> whistling grin

 

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Careful with that Axe, Eugene.

 

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Don't worry
About a thing


Woke last night to the sound of thunder


Early this morning
he knocked on my door

 

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Closing lyric but one of the best

"The real battle just begun
To claim the victory Jesus won"

 

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Jorrdan posted:
Hello, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?
love

 

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God I wish that I could hide away
And find a wall to bang my brains
I'm living in a fantasy, a nightmare dream... reality
People ride about all day
In metal boxes made away
I wish that they would drop the bomb
And kill these c!nts that don't belong

 

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YouMightSeeMe posted:
I'm a hot and bothered asrtronaut
Crashin while jackin off
To bufferin vids of Asher roth
Eating apple sauce
Sent to earth to poke catholics in the ass with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
Twisted sicker then mad cattle
Infact I'm on six different liqours
With a prince wig plastered on.


This belongs in the stupidest opening lyrics to a song ever.


On topic:


A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.

 

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MayorShade posted:
Careful with that Axe, Eugene.


Edit: Nevermind. Googled it. Wasn't familiar. happy That's cool.


Another favorite:

Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat...

 

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Jeremiah was a bullfrog


Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she's half crazy
But that's why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China
And just when you mean to tell her
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
That you've always been her lover

 

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Sin_of_Onin posted:
Closing lyric but one of the best

"The real battle just begun
To claim the victory Jesus won"




Great song.

 

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"1,2,3,4!"

 

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Jorrdan posted:
MayorShade posted:
Careful with that Axe, Eugene.


Edit: Nevermind. Googled it. Wasn't familiar. happy That's cool.


Another favorite:

Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat...



That's a good one


I also like


Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

 

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All the greatest songs in the world start with "Hey! We're the Ramones and this one's called.............."

 

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All the greatest songs in the world start with "Hey! We're the Ramones and this one's called.............."


generic song number 43! I hope you like it!

 

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"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste"

 

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"Say something awful, as if fking the world is your right."

 

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"This here's a tale for all the fellas,
tryin to do what those ladies tell us..."

rose

 

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Kjarhall posted:


A long, long time ago...
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack.

 

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"Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down those stairs"

 

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got me a movie
i want you to know
slicin up eyeballs
i want you to know

 

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I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel...

 

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"And the meek shall inherit the Earth..."

 

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cabbyman posted:
vn_nnanji posted:
All the greatest songs in the world start with "Hey! We're the Ramones and this one's called.............."


generic song number 43! I hope you like it!


You misspelled "Rockinly Awesome!

"My God's Bigger Than Your God."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqqpq1JYclk

 

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell...


YES

 

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"There must be some kind of way out of here"

 

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If your circle stays unbroken
Then you're a lucky man
Cause it never, never, never has for me
In the palace of the virgin
Lies the chalice of the soul
And it's likely you might
find the answer there...

 

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BubbleDude posted:
"And the meek shall inherit the Earth..."




grin

 

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MayorShade posted:
"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste"




ill second that

 

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I have a mansion forget the price
Ain't never been there they tell me it's nice

 

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Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
Toss up.


Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
Oak tree you're in my way


Or


Met a girl called Lola and I took her back to my place
Feelin' guilty, feelin' scared, hidden cameras everywhere

 

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PhillsburyBandit posted:
Cawlin posted:
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell...


YES


Agree

 

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sweeny_comodore posted:
MayorShade posted:
"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste"




ill second that


agreed

 

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Sucking on my titties like you wanted me

 

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