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I've really been craving crisps (chips) for the last few days, but my diet doesnt allow them. It does, however, allow potatoes so i've thinly sliced some spuds and im currently baking them in the oven. Hopefully in about half an hour i will have a lovely bowl of crisps to munch on. Or i might just have burnt husks lol

 

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When you say crisps here we think of a slightly sweet desert. You really need to learn English. <ducks>

 

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Reapist posted:
When you say crisps here we think of a slightly sweet desert. You really need to learn English. <ducks>


/throws crisps at Reapist tongue

 

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did you use any oil?

 

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pkhere posted:
did you use any oil?


A little of the low-cal spray stuff, so they didnt stick

 

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They're going to taste like very bland fries, or a very dry/overcooked baked potato.

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
They're going to taste like very bland fries, or a very dry/overcooked baked potato.


Only if she doesn't salt or otherwise season them.

 

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I have some seasonings here, im thinking BBQ flavoured or even just plain salt (well, potassium chloride, we dont use salt here).

 

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at this point...you're 65% of the way to 'crisps'


Just eat the real thing and only eat 65% of the bag...



IMO either don't have it, or do it right.

 

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I hope you are not disappointed in them.
Just go to the store and get some of the reduced fat ones or something like that.

 

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Mmmm, they came out yummy! I seasoned them with a little salt and im using them to scoop up some cottage cheese- yum!

 

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cool!

 

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Never considered cottage cheese, sound good actually.

 

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It is seriously tasty

 

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No hungry right now though. Stayed home sick today and in a while going to the docs. They're going to run a culture on my throat I think.

 

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ack...possible strep?

that sucks Reap

hope you feel better soon

get a shot in the arse...will clear it right up grin

 

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I'm hoping not strep. Monday I was in the waiting room to get my staples removed. A couple comes in. Guy sits down, coughing and stuff. Looking rough. Wife checks him in then brings him a face mask. He holds mask in hand and continues to cough. 24 hours later my throat starts hurting. No cold symptoms. plain

 

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staples removed???

what else did I miss?

 

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glad they turned out sooz

sorry to hear you're unwell Reapist

 

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Thanks Dunes. I'm been having fun here with the fish this morning so it's not all lost. I've lost some but actually got 2 reeled in.

 

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Easy to make, here's how:

plastic bag
Cut up potato in 1/16 to 1/8th inch slices (yeah I know lol imperial)
put potatoes in bag
put some oil in the bag (olive is the best)
put some seasoning in the bag (chilli, garlic, parmesan cheese, doesn't matter, whatever you want)

lay them flat on a plate, put in microwave for 4 minutes
flip them over
microwave for another 2 minutes
they'll dry out fairly quick and there you have them! not that bad for you either

 

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pst

tell her to take them out of the bag ;p

 

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the_great_ontex posted:
Easy to make, here's how:

plastic bag
Cut up potato in 1/16 to 1/8th inch slices (yeah I know lol imperial)
put potatoes in bag
put some oil in the bag (olive is the best)
put some seasoning in the bag (chilli, garlic, parmesan cheese, doesn't matter, whatever you want)

lay them flat on a plate, put in microwave for 4 minutes
flip them over
microwave for another 2 minutes
they'll dry out fairly quick and there you have them! not that bad for you either



That sounds interesting since it's so quick.

 

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I should try out the cottage cheese thing. Been eating the sweet chili chips with sour cream lately.

 

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-Foxy- posted:
pst

tell her to take them out of the bag ;p


Lol, i figured that bit out wink

 

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It's chips, not crisps

It's trunk, not boot

It's elevator, not lift

It's herpes, not spotted dick


chicken

 

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combat_mage_sc posted:
It's chips, not crisps

It's trunk, not boot

It's elevator, not lift

It's herpes, not spotted dick


chicken


Chips are hot, and you get them with battered fish, or a burger or whatever.

Crisps are cold, you get them in a bag and they come in many flavours

The front of a car is the bonnet, the back is the boot

Spotted dick is a dessert, not a disease wink

 

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the_great_ontex posted:
Easy to make, here's how:

plastic bag
Cut up potato in 1/16 to 1/8th inch slices (yeah I know lol imperial)
put potatoes in bag
put some oil in the bag (olive is the best)
put some seasoning in the bag (chilli, garlic, parmesan cheese, doesn't matter, whatever you want)

lay them flat on a plate, put in microwave for 4 minutes
flip them over
microwave for another 2 minutes
they'll dry out fairly quick and there you have them! not that bad for you either


I came to post this! grin

 

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