VN Boards Archive

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Topic: This Is a First

Modeeb Title: A Ghost In The Machine Posts: 47,242 Registered: Apr 19, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 39,997 User ID: 670,238	Subject: This Is a First
	I get started early in the morning and occasionaly I have to take a bio. Never in my life have I wiped my ass with the tail of my shirt. How does this happen-especially with all my years of experience? So, luckily, I have a spare shirt in my office. A skidmark on a pair of underpants is one thing. This is just taking rushing to a new level. Consider this a crap Outpost tweet -----signature----- "What is here is there. What is not here is nowhere." Vishvasara Tantra "Ever tried, Ever Failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail Again. Fail Better. Samuel Beckett
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Elocism Title: Pseudonym Posts: 25,124 Registered: May 3, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 18,742 User ID: 675,144	Subject: This Is a First
	im actually surprised it does not happen more often, but i am pretty anal aboot taking my shirt tail whatever and wrapping it over my thigh before i poop -----signature----- you are broken now but faith can heal you just do everything i tell you to do
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Moe_Nox Title: In Moe We Trust Posts: 22,319 Registered: Feb 4, '07 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 19,181 User ID: 1,203,840	Subject: This Is a First
	Am I the only one that gets completely naked to take a crap? I always hang up my clothes on the hook inside the stall. -----signature----- The Nanny State cometh Currency should be bacon cheeseburgers and blow jobs... - Reese Life at the Outpost: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
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Coriolus Title: Outpost Ice Mexican Posts: 22,046 Registered: May 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,595 User ID: 679,996	Subject: This Is a First
	I hate when your finger plunges through the TP into your anus.. -----signature----- A thousand sheep are louder than one man. As long as the Survivor-watching sheep outnumber the thinkers, nothing will change. - BD
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Coriolus Title: Outpost Ice Mexican Posts: 22,046 Registered: May 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,595 User ID: 679,996	Subject: This Is a First
	Moe_Nox posted: Am I the only one that gets completely naked to take a crap? I always hang up my clothes on the hook inside the stall. -----signature----- A thousand sheep are louder than one man. As long as the Survivor-watching sheep outnumber the thinkers, nothing will change. - BD
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Modeeb Title: A Ghost In The Machine Posts: 47,242 Registered: Apr 19, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 39,997 User ID: 670,238	Subject: This Is a First
	I have a new client a working Hollywood model coming in this morning. I cant think of any way better to impress her than with dirty laundry Moe the next thing that will happen is you begin toe tapping into the next stall at airports. Corio, the hand through the toilet paper is worth a few futzing swear words. You have to be careful what you touch after this happens, because you effectively leave a trail of crap on everything. -----signature----- "What is here is there. What is not here is nowhere." Vishvasara Tantra "Ever tried, Ever Failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail Again. Fail Better. Samuel Beckett
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