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Subject: I'd never made asparagus before tonight
My mom makes it all the time so I thought I'd try it.... I made it way better than she does. hers are all mushy.

I sauteed it in olive oil and balsamic vinegar, its awesome.

 

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I can never seem to get it quite right. But when it's cooked just right it's heavenly!

 

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I ate too much, now my pee smells *gag*

 

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Grilled asparagus is the greatest thing ever. If it is over cooked though yeah, BLEH.

 

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Subject: I'd never made asparagus before tonight
My wife actually makes all veggies mushy on purpose. While I can eat them, luckily, I much prefer my veggies to be on the crisp side.

 

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Oil, salt, pepper and lemon. Then grill it with some good quality parmesan on it. drooling

 

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you like that you should try artichokes.

 

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Subject: I'd never made asparagus before tonight
Jezza_Belle posted:
I ate too much, now my pee smells *gag*


Not everyone has the gene to smell asparagus pee, a trait that might have been useful in our evolutionary past.

 

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I grow my own asparagus just so I can have it grilled. Yum.

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Jezza_Belle posted:
I ate too much, now my pee smells *gag*



Usually 1 bite will make my pee smell.

 

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Silverwuf posted:
I grow my own asparagus just so I can have it grilled. Yum.

Silver


That would be my favorite. Olive oil and garlic.

 

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Asparagus needs butter. What the fuck were you thinking

 

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Peel the bottoms of the asparagus stalks with a peeler, then snap them off like a flower. Cut stalks into 2 inch pieces.
Throw stalks into a pan with half a cup of boiling water and season with salt and pepper. Cook for 2 minutes.
Squeeze half a lemon, and throw in a couple tablespoons of butter and a drizzle of good olive oil.
Bring everything to a roiling boil and then serve.

Tastes amazing

 

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Wrap it in bacon cook it low and slow over a smokey fire drooling

 

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I'm not a fan, but having it mushy has to be the worst way.

 

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Subject: I'd never made asparagus before tonight
-Kruugar- posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
I ate too much, now my pee smells *gag*


Not everyone has the gene to smell asparagus pee, a trait that might have been useful in our evolutionary past.


Truth.


I don't see how it would have been useful...but the gene part is true.

 

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I don't like it. It has to be bad mushy. I like my veggies crisp.

 

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pkhere posted:
I don't like it. It has to be bad mushy. I like my veggies crisp.



wut

 

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how does one even manage to make asparagus mushy? I think that would take actual effort, wouldn't it?

 

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Asparagus requires garlic. I have 2 pounds in the fridge.

 

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how does one even manage to make asparagus mushy? I think that would take actual effort, wouldn't it?


All she needs is a veggie steamer, water, electricity, and time. And not much time either. She likes them so mushy, the only thing that keeps here from eating them canned is the salt.

 

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Subject: I'd never made asparagus before tonight
Jezza_Belle posted:
I ate too much, now my pee smells *gag*

This made me laugh
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