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Webscar 
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SHE'S ABOUT TO GO LAY DOWN THE LAW WITH A GOLF CLUB. Rub butter on the handle if you want to get back at her.

 

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hurry, the stick is outside

 

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Subject: I just got a text from my mom...
Webscar posted:


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HOLY profanity, YOU'RE MOM IS ON THE WALKING DEAD!

 

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is your mother smoking crack again?

 

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tiger woods part 2

 

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FineYoungCannibals posted:
is your mother smoking crack again?
That, or her mental instabilities are much further gone than I expected. She's suppose to go get checked out... But this is the third or fourth time she's said she is going to see a shrink.

 

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Webscar 
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Well... I got an explaination:
MyMom posted:
I'm sorry-! too, ' ... Explan ation... Ur dads ph # is right next 2 urs in my contact list, ! K? Was in a jam-here but alls well now, k! I love u darlin... ! J Mom here..
but... My dad's not named Rick... *scratches head*

 

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Webscar posted:
Well... I got an explaination:
MyMom posted:
I'm sorry-! too, ' ... Explan ation... Ur dads ph # is right next 2 urs in my contact list, ! K? Was in a jam-here but alls well now, k! I love u darlin... ! J Mom here..
but... My dad's not named Rick... *scratches head*


maybe she meant Dick?

 

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Webscar 
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Doubtful. He is, as far as I know, not about to go back to that... and he's being nice to her so I doubt she'd call him a dick.

 

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She must have meant your other daddy wink

 

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your mom isn't saved in your phone as a contact?

There are holes in this story...

 

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Webscar 
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Don't go there gurl-friend.

 

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