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DunesVladHarkonnen 
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Subject: Wow! Investments are all positive gains right now...
wth is going on?

quick someone remind people about Greek debt, Iran's nuclear program, the State's unemployment rate...something!



Haven't had positive gains except on my blue chip stocks in about 3 years...

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Subject: Wow! Investments are all positive gains right now...
Ron Paul predicted this.

 

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I listened to BT and put all my money into gold at the peak.

 

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Cuttlery posted:
Ron Paul predicted this.


BUT I HAVE NO GOLD!

(I do have Rhino horn though, those babies are pure win)

 

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Biggest quarterly profit from US corporations in history. Both in inflation adjusted dollars and in percentage of total corporate generated GDP.

American companies are making butt loads of money. BUYZ!!!!

 

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Must be it...

The domestic was holding my portfolio together.
My US companies...was costing me.
My International/European investments (lolz) was and still is all fail.


Keep on Rising!

 

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I diversified my portfolio to include Rhino horn as well, raking in the bucks.

 

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How to buy rhino horn? do not want to poach!

 

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How to buy rhino horn? do not want to poach!


Get in touch with your email chum, that Nigerian prince. He'll hook you up.

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
How to buy rhino horn? do not want to poach!


Get in touch with your email chum, that Nigerian prince. He'll hook you up.


Oh. Good thinking. Those guys are resourceful they can get just about anything.

 

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dancing

 

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I invested in Bordellos, Massage Parlors are pure win.

 

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Hyperimiator posted:
I invested in Bordellos, Massage Parlors are pure win.


The gains are not capital in nature.

 

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My fake stocks are in tabacco companies and brewing companies.

Heineken really cost me on the alcohol front, took a bit of a (fake) loss there.

Tabacco has been rock solid.



I thought for sure booze and cigs would be recession proof. Now I realize it was BOOBS and cigs...

 

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JD_HOGG posted:
Hyperimiator posted:
I invested in Bordellos, Massage Parlors are pure win.


The gains are not capital in nature.


Yes but it is the quickest way to get ahead.

 

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Hyperimiator posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
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I invested in Bordellos, Massage Parlors are pure win.


The gains are not capital in nature.


Yes but it is the quickest way to get ahead.


Did you actually mean quickest way to get head?

 

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