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Fozzie_Bear 
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SyFy level bad.

 

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Subject: this movie Dark Waters is SO bad lol
Never even heard of it.

 

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Subject: this movie Dark Waters is SO bad lol
It's about this muppet bear...swimming around in the open ocean, eating hapless sailors, and boaters at will.

There's some strange theme music - whenever you start to see the bear on screen, you hear - "Waka...waka...waka...waka...waka...wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka..."and then someone dies.

 

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Subject: this movie Dark Waters is SO bad lol
One of the few movies based on actual events that truly sux ass.

 

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Will there NEVER be another good shark related horror movie?

 

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Fozzie_Bear posted:
Will there NEVER be another good shark related horror movie?


Jaws blew it for all the rest.

 

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Subject: this movie Dark Waters is SO bad lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0

 

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I thought you meant this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_5F1zYQF5M

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ7s7bwoLOk&feature=related

related video

 

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Subject: this movie Dark Waters is SO bad lol
Man, I put a good 15-35 seconds into my other comment.

 

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heres the trailer

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2329084697/

 

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Hawkson posted:
Man, I put a good 15-35 seconds into my other comment.





.wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka


that was Pac Man.


as far as the movie I watched, the description on IMDB is pretty funny

Moneyless, ocean-exploring gigolo and his worldly lady-friend are forced to take part in looking into the possibility that aggression - utilizing marine life - is being planned.


you have to admit, that combination of words isnt often used

 

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Fozzie_Bear posted:
Hawkson posted:
Man, I put a good 15-35 seconds into my other comment.





.wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka


that was Pac Man.


as far as the movie I watched, the description on IMDB is pretty funny

Moneyless, ocean-exploring gigolo and his worldly lady-friend are forced to take part in looking into the possibility that aggression - utilizing marine life - is being planned.


you have to admit, that combination of words isnt often used


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P6ds11QzWA

 

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Subject: this movie Dark Waters is SO bad lol
lol I remember that movie. It was f***ing stupid.

 

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