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Subject: Elves in LOTR are stupid
They are clearly the superior race in every way including being nearly immortal and they just slink away and give the world to men

Stupid

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Subject: Elves in LOTR are stupid
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Subject: Elves in LOTR are stupid
Elves>Humans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7_Iv70J4hE grin

 

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Subject: Elves in LOTR are stupid
Thats' cuz elves are bound by fate, and men aren't.

 

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Subject: Elves in LOTR are stupid

they know that humans are badasses.

their alleged immortality just makes them pussies and they know it.

humans are willing to die (forever) to kill their enemies.
i doubt that elves have the same resolve.

you know that i am right because there are no elves today,
stupid or otherwise.

 

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Subject: Elves in LOTR are stupid
Mortality is an evolutionary advantage in a world with finite resources. grin

 

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