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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
This is twice in less than a week dammit.

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
Second_Chance posted:



If only it was that neat. tongue

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
Maybe I'm taking this too seriously, but... really cutt? You're complaining about this? Just enjoy being a dad.

 

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ACX posted:
Maybe I'm taking this too seriously, but... really cutt? You're complaining about this? Just enjoy being a dad.


he only has first world problems, give him a break... he has to find something to complain about tongue

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
There was a surprise poop in the morning diaper change.

 

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Poo's on you.

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
i call shenanigans, pics or it didnt happen

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
aon_mixed posted:
i call shenanigans, pics or it didnt happen
ewwww....

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
Because tessa knows how to time it and leaves?

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
From working with children in the 2-3 range who are potty training, I've noticed most of them only crap in clean diapers

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
the_tessa posted:
There was a surprise poop in the morning diaper change.


see, she poos for Tessa, but she just doesn't complain about it.

 

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aon_mixed posted:
i call shenanigans, pics or it didnt happen


 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
Why is pooping such a notable event for parents?

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
Terminius_Est posted:
Why is pooping such a notable event for parents?



It's not the pooping, it is the clean up of said poop that is the event.

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
pick them up. hold by ankles, turn on shower, use


done!







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-Foxy- posted:
pick them up. hold by ankles, turn on shower, use



then you get doody in their face_holes

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
aon_mixed posted:
-Foxy- posted:
pick them up. hold by ankles, turn on shower, use



then you get doody in their face_holes


bet they'll learn quick to cut it out then tongue

 

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Subject: Why does this kid only crap when I am the only one here?
lol

 

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