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She keeps flirting with me, and telling me all these nice things about me.

Today for a joke, I was like " Hey lover, what are you doing tonight? " she's like oh im not sure yet..

so I say.. sweet.. So I can wine and dine you then?

She says.. That's not all I want from you. laugh

I am tempted to do it, but she is my superior and if I ever piss her off it's my ass that's gonna get chewed lol

Well.. she's not really MY superior as she takes care of a complete different department, but still..


 

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Do it.


I loved being a manager, I broke every fraternization policy my company had. Why else be in charge?

 

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Be careful in the workplace

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I want to, I really do. I know if I did I could get some special favors at work trough her. But still, she is a woman, and I AM a whore.. last thing I need is pissing off a manager from my work place.

 

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Tenks no no no no..

I've been here and it complicates work something fierce, especially if you later sleep with another co-worker like I did.. It did not turn into a shitstorm but it could, good thing I'm reasonable and always honest with my intent..

edit1: If it's your superior it's an even WORSE idea, because she has power over you.. I strongly suggest you control your natural urges to pounce on her and find some other prey.

 

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Just be up front.

If there is a non fraternization policy at your company she would get in trouble not you.

 

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Manegarm posted:
Tenks no no no no..

I've been here and it complicates work something fierce, especially if you later sleep with another co-worker like I did.. It did not turn into a shitstorm but it could, good thing I'm reasonable and always honest with my intent..


Your thread is the reason why I'm reluctant.. There are a few women here that I would to bang.. problem is.. most women here all work in the same department and it's gossiptown.

 

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The thing is some people are very vindictive and most people who get into management are this type of person. She could figure out how to get you fired when you dump her after a night or two of hot sexxor.

Be careful

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Demonic can you find another avatar? Patrick Bateman has been my avatar for months and I've got seniority on this forum.

 

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As soon as I find something better I will switch it.

 

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Good idea manegarm, looks like demonic might be a regular now.. it's annoying to see two people with similar avatars

 

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__Bonk__ posted:
The thing is some people are very vindictive and most people who get into management are this type of person. She could figure out how to get you fired when you dump her after a night or two of hot sexxor.

Be careful

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Well, she doesn't seem to be that type of woman. Although I don't know her that well. Still. she looks like she would be a super freak, and i love my super freaks

 

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Dont shit where you sleep

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lol yeah i know.. it was just a thought, nothing else!

I didn't actually plan a date with her or anything, we're just flirting big time.

 

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DemonicXH posted:
As soon as I find something better I will switch it.


That's just so nice.. I like you man any other Outposter would tell me to shove it up my arse and choose the same icon as me just to spite me further.

leave before your soul rots man.. hugs

 

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Manegarm posted:
DemonicXH posted:
As soon as I find something better I will switch it.


That's just so nice.. I like you man any other Outposter would tell me to shove it up my arse and choose the same icon as me just to spite me further.

leave before your soul rots man.. hugs



Haha thanks.

I don't take any of the stuff I read here as 100% truth (except maybe BT wink ) It is the intarwebz of course!



I am looking through these icons and there is a lot of shit, hopefully I find something worthy.

 

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upload your own breh

 

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Choosing what to upload is always the issue.

 

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Find your image at this icon site. www.goatse.com

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Remember you will NEVER be able to get away from her as long as you work there. Recreational screwing is great but when you do it at work with someone you see every day the odds that it's going to get weird are nearly 100%. It simply is not worth it.

As my old Boss Kawabata-san used to say, Don't fish off the company pier!"

He's right. Don't shit where you eat.

 

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Manegarm posted:
any other Outposter would tell me to shove it up my arse and choose the same icon as me just to spite me further.


So true!

 

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Mammogram likes things shoved up his arse

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Manegarm there are a couple of pretty good Bateman icons too.


/slit

 

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I have seniority on this forum! Hell, I get a senior discount off my IGN sub!

 

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tenkly posted:
it's my ass that's gonna get chewed lol






According to another thread, this is a GREAT thing!!!

 

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lol

 

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B_Shinkicker posted:
tenkly posted:
it's my ass that's gonna get chewed lol






According to another thread, this is a GREAT thing!!!




applause laugh

Touche, sir!

 

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laugh

I just thought, HEY! SOME ASSHOLE HAS HACKED AND HIJACKED MY ACCOUNT!

Then I realized that it was just Nannjar being affected. grin

 

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lol I just did it long enough for you to notice.

It's kind of freaking me out.

And I have the greatest Icon in all of IGN.

 

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I couldn't get away with fooling around with my female employees, my wife learned to speak Spanish because on occasion I would break into Spanish while talking in my sleep.

 

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lol I just did it long enough for you to notice.

It's kind of freaking me out.


It's pretty funny when the first reaction is "what the f'k I did not post that!" grin

How did it feel to wear my skin Clarice? Did it remind you of something?

 

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I couldn't get away with fooling around with my female employees, my wife learned to speak Spanish because on occasion I would break into Spanish while talking in my sleep.


She got suspicious when you mumbled "mas cornhole lick pour-favour" in your sleep? grin

 

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It got me too. Once someone has owned an icon long enough it's disturbing because you assume who it is and when you see it's not it's disorienting. You can even do it to yourself.

 

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P.S this is her

 

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She's a freak, do it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DB_t10VCGs

 

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She said I had a smile on my face and got worried, I guess I'm not supposed to be happy. Turns out I was just giving orders to employees, I told her I had to give orders to make sure things get done on time so occasionally she refers to me as Il Duce because I would be great at getting the trains to run on time.

 

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I'd tap that.

For sure. If you can take the possibility of maybe losing your job I'd do it grin

 

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The funny thing is, she looks JUST like another girl I'm currently banging. They kind of look like sisters..

 

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tenkly posted:
P.S this is her




Jobs are fleeting, HIT IT LIKE THE F'KIN DEATHSTAR TENKLY-SAN!

I mean I'm so freaking envious of America and your overabundance of hawt latina girls.. The social circles I move in are overfilled with extremely hawt white girls but very little spice.

It's a damn shame.. I need to vary my cuisine.

 

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You should nail that, you can always get another job, I doubt you will get another chance at something like her.

 

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She is hot Tenkly but seriously she can really mess up your life if things go bad

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It got me too. Once someone has owned an icon long enough it's disturbing because you assume who it is and when you see it's not it's disorienting. You can even do it to yourself.


It becomes like your VN skin your face or body.. Kinda freaking weird! plain

edit: Okay now I started getting freaking paranoid that my posts wasn't my post.. wth.

 

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P.S this is her




Jobs are fleeting, HIT IT LIKE THE F'KIN DEATHSTAR TENKLY-SAN!

I mean I'm so freaking envious of America and your overabundance of hawt latina girls.. The social circles I move in are overfilled with extremely hawt white girls but very little spice.

It's a damn shame.. I need to vary my cuisine.




You're in Europe right? Go to Spain or if you're feeling a little different try out Portugal.

 

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this is the other girl I'm currently having sex0r with.. they look really familiar..




They could be related and this is all a ploy to get me to have a major 3some.. I'm down with that.

 

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P.S this is her




Jobs are fleeting, HIT IT LIKE THE F'KIN DEATHSTAR TENKLY-SAN!

I mean I'm so freaking envious of America and your overabundance of hawt latina girls.. The social circles I move in are overfilled with extremely hawt white girls but very little spice.

It's a damn shame.. I need to vary my cuisine.




You're in Europe right? Go to Spain or if you're feeling a little different try out Portugal.


Was in Portugal last year and 2 years before that it was Spain..

Spain has some real beauties, it's like Sweden only tan and dark hair.. Madrid and Barcelona are probably my fav European cities after Berlin.

 

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For those of you who think I'm making this shit up, I'm not.

There are a handful of outposters that have seen my pictures/ are on my fb.

The girl who's pic I just posted was also my date for NYE which I've showed those pics to some people.

/be jelly

 

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tenkly posted:
this is the other girl I'm currently having sex0r with.. they look really familiar..




They could be related and this is all a ploy to get me to have a major 3some.. I'm down with that.


They clone those?

 

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tenkly posted:
if I ever piss her off it's my ass that's gonna get chewed
Uh - this is a bad thing now?

 

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tenkly posted:
P.S this is her




Forget my prior advice. You can always quit.

 

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laugh You guys are awesome at giving me some responsible advice! hugs

 

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Tenkly. I worked for a woman at a large accounting firm. We had a company party and we ended up together. In the morning, for some reason I had to pinch a loaf. She was asleep. I did my business and left. I forgot to flush the toilet. Do what you must, but remember to flush the toilet. The night can have unintended consequences. The night may be magic. but, all she may remember is the dooker.

 

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Is she married?

 

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tenkly posted:
laugh You guys are awesome at giving me some responsible advice! hugs


You know priorities change with the variables of the calculation.. For instance we all could make a rational grown up decision before we saw how hawt she was.

It's very male.

 

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vn_nnanji posted:
tenkly posted:
P.S this is her




Forget my prior advice. You can always quit.



laugh


oh hell yeah. tap that azz.

 

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Only one question: Is she hot?

NM saw pic, she is doable but not sure if it's worth the potential headaches it can cause..

 

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My mantra when I was single:



Stories over standards

 

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tenkly posted:
P.S this is her




Time to lick that ass. drooling

 

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I'm afraid to live my life. I think a couple of jobs ago my manager was hot for me. The problem is I cant trust my own feelings and judgement in this area so I didnt act

grin

 

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I'm afraid to live my life. I think a couple of jobs ago my manager was hot for me. The problem is I cant trust my own feelings and judgement in this area so I didnt act

grin


Well, you'll never know if you don't try bro! You only live once, who cares if she says no? for everyone women that says no you can have 10 that will say yes.

you love dune right? memorize this quote and live by it

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

 

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tenkly posted:
__Bonk__ posted:
I'm afraid to live my life. I think a couple of jobs ago my manager was hot for me. The problem is I cant trust my own feelings and judgement in this area so I didnt act

grin


Well, you'll never know if you don't try bro! You only live once, who cares if she says no? for everyone women that says no you can have 10 that will say yes.

you love dune right? memorize this quote and live by it

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


He must also listen to this while doing it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zm4E4umP9Qc#t=106s

 

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You should check the rules as it might be different. Normally this kind of thing is ok of she is not your direct manager. Just be careful. If it goes wrong you are at far more risk than she is.

 

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Modeeb posted:
Tenkly. I worked for a woman at a large accounting firm. We had a company party and we ended up together. In the morning, for some reason I had to pinch a loaf. She was asleep. I did my business and left. I forgot to flush the toilet. Do what you must, but remember to flush the toilet. The night can have unintended consequences. The night may be magic. but, all she may remember is the dooker.


rofl, nice

I actually did the same thing, sort of. Can do nothing but laugh about it though

 

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Modeeb posted:
I forgot to flush the toilet. Do what you must, but remember to flush the toilet.


Sage advice!

 

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How good is your job? Does it require a degree?

If your answer is "It isn't. It doesn't." then go for it!

You can always get another job at the bar down the street.

 

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wtf, how do you forget to flush the toilet? Especially when you are a visitor?!

 

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Modeeb remembers that because it was no accident. He was leaving a statement. It as high art

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tenkly posted:
She keeps flirting with me, and telling me all these nice things about me.

Today for a joke, I was like " Hey lover, what are you doing tonight? " she's like oh im not sure yet..

so I say.. sweet.. So I can wine and dine you then?

She says.. That's not all I want from you. laugh

I am tempted to do it, but she is my superior and if I ever piss her off it's my ass that's gonna get chewed lol

Well.. she's not really MY superior as she takes care of a complete different department, but still..








This must be Hughes wife right ?


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Are you sure she doesn't just want you to buy her dinner and clean her stables?

 

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Jorrdan posted:
wtf, how do you forget to flush the toilet? Especially when you are a visitor?!


Marking his territory..

 

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You should probably do it, you'll regret it if you don't.

How much do you like your job though? If you work with a lot of women it could be dramas. Women love the scandal.

When i worked at a department store back when i was 19 I had a manager that wanted a piece once, she was a freak for it too. Used to say the dirtiest shit to me. Such a dirty bitch that every now and then you even think that you could go there for a bit of something crazy but she was too old and far too large for me and also married.

In the end I copped a gobby from her and she never spoke to me again.

 

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Jorrdan posted:
wtf, how do you forget to flush the toilet? Especially when you are a visitor?!

He could practice "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." at home so he could forget to flush as a visitor. grin

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0De5KKwnpzM grin

 

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GrilledCheez posted:
Are you sure she doesn't just want you to buy her dinner and clean her stables?


If you do buy her dinner, make sure you tell her that she has to leave the tip. Girls like that wink

 

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smellymotor posted:


In the end I copped a gobby from her and she never spoke to me again.


That's a sort of reef fish right?

 

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tenkly, sometimes I'm not sure if you're a real black man or just a wiggah?



I thought it was in blacks genes to bone every white woman they see with their 12 inch wangs...

 

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Test you need to meet more people of different ethnic backgrounds.

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