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Ask any Satanist and they would disagree with you. Stick to subjects you know mammogram like anal beads
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I like you SKONK even though you are going to hell
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Idiot A) Worships the Christian God thinks that Satan is real
Idiot B) Worships Satan and thinks that the Christian God is real.
Logical conclusion: Satanists are also Christians, because they believe that god exists.. Which also makes Christians who believe that the devil exists a bit Satanic.
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Ask a Satanist
I find it funny that the atheists and agnostics here try to tell religious people what they believe and try to convince them that people of other religions are the same religion as they are. Madness.
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I find it funny that the atheists and agnostics here try to tell religious people what they believe and try to convince them that people of other religions are the same religion as they are. Madness.
Logic says otherwise.. 
What you also have in common is that you believe in faerie tales and magic, and you're both just LARPing which overlord is the best.
It's like the Paladin and the Necromancer in a D&D game.
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It seems to me that Christians can easy get inside the head of others without even trying.
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How come atheists know what Christians believe better than Christians? Sounds like they are affected totally like that scientist guy I heard on the radio early this morning
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Butthurt atheists spend more time studying the bible than 99% of Christians out there.
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Tych2 posted:
It seems to me that Christians can easy get inside the head of others without even trying.
What I'd like on this forum are a few very conservative Muslims to troll.
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If you say so chief.
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Butthurt atheists spend more time studying the bible than 99% of Christians out there.
I've read the last part about the end of the world, and even that almost put me to sleep.
sub-par fiction is sub-par.
Nope I like my mythology fun, if you as me find the Christian mythology boring I'd recommend the Norse one, filled with adventure and heroism.
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How come atheists know what Christians believe better than Christians? Sounds like they are affected totally like that scientist guy I heard on the radio early this morning
I'm using logic to define reality, I know you people frown upon that. 
I thought the comparison about satanism and Christianity was fun, you both believe in the same fiction only thing is that you're basically fans of two different sides of the saga.. Kinda like the Empire and the Republic.
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Atheists sole existence is to troll religion. They congregate to discuss ways of foiling other peoples belief system.
Their god is Oblivion, that of nothing.
If I am wrong, please tell me otherwise.
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Atheists are all people butthurt by Christianity. They got so hurt one time that they go postal on Christianity and attack it every chance they get. Butthurt
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Satanists are only Christians if they believe that Jesus is the Son of God and salvation can only be achieve through him. Satanists may or may not accept the divinity of Jesus.
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Atheists sole existence is to troll religion. They congregate to discuss ways of foiling other peoples belief system.
Their god is Oblivion, that of nothing.
If I am wrong, please tell me otherwise.
What, anyone that believes differently from you must obviously be only trolls? Yikes. A little xenophobic are we? Almost as bad as:__Bonk__ posted:
Atheists are all people butthurt by Christianity. They got so hurt one time that they go postal on Christianity and attack it every chance they get. Butthurt
You post this over, and over, and over again, as if continually posting it will eventually give it some real meaning, some purpose in existing other than to fuel your anxiety at the idea someone doesn't believe in God.
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Obvious troll is obvious.
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There is only one true church, and if you aren't a part of it, then all this jabber about who's a satanist or christian is pointless.
So, who here is catholic?
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Where do bad folks go when they die?
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There is only one true church, and if you aren't a part of it, then all this jabber about who's a satanist or christian is pointless.
So, who here is catholic?
/raise hand
Have fun in hell, assholes.
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Corky_Aloof posted:
Atheists sole existence is to troll religion. They congregate to discuss ways of foiling other peoples belief system.
Their god is Oblivion, that of nothing.
If I am wrong, please tell me otherwise.
I don't have a god.. Why must there be a vacuum without faith in a deity? It's not something ordained to us by nature. God is just an idea created by man, therefor there can be no vacuum.
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Atheists are all people butthurt by Christianity. They got so hurt one time that they go postal on Christianity and attack it every chance they get. Butthurt
I like trolling you guys it's very easy, and fun. Simply state something half assed about satanism and christianity post a picture of a dog with sunglasses and presto instant win.
If faith was so absolute and so real and ordained by god then you would not need to feel so defensive about your delusion..
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Satanists are only Christians if they believe that Jesus is the Son of God and salvation can only be achieve through him. Satanists may or may not accept the divinity of Jesus.
Why you gotta ruin my fun? 
aaaw.. But Catholics are pretty new to this Jesus über alles buiss, didn't he reach supremacy after the 1500's? Before that Catholicism was basically a polytheistic religion.
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Sgian_Dubh posted:
There is only one true church, and if you aren't a part of it, then all this jabber about who's a satanist or christian is pointless.
So, who here is catholic?
/raise hand
Have fun in hell, assholes.
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I'll be there drinking a beer f'kin a nun.
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satan is a christian creation
without christianity there is no satan.
you can not be a satanist without acknowledging christianity and christ.
you may worship devils or evil spirits but not satan, unless you accept jesus christ as the savior.
this line of thinking got me in big trouble with middle school teachers back in the mid 80s.
one of those teachers was a christian minister at a local church, and a cop in town.
he had all kinds of fun propaganda to brainwash my parents with.
example: did you know that liking ninjas is also a sign of devil worship?
at least thats what the christian coalition of fraternal police order, or some BS organisation back then, tried to say.
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sweeny_comodore posted:
satan is a christian creation
without christianity there is no satan.
you can not be a satanist without acknowledging christianity and christ.
Wrong. You could be a strictly Old Testament Satanist!
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Lol, I love how you all just invent religions.
The public practice of Satanism began with The Church Of Satan, started by Anton Levay in the 60's. They do not believe in the devil or any other supernatural beings.
There was a cult in 1948 called Our Lady of Endor Coven that worshiped Satan, but they were actually Gnostics\Wiccans, they weren't Satanists.
I love how so many people are suckered into believing the boogey man tales made up by Pop Culture and the Church though. Especially Manegarm, who got trolled by religion big time and didn't even know it.
Ps - 99% of the time, what people mistakenly call 'Satanism' are pagan religions (Wicca, Druidism, etc.) that recognize the Horned God. Pagan religions don't believe in the Christian mythos and don't recognize the devil.
Though there are Theistic Satanists that exist, there aren't really any common belief structures between the different cults. And no formal organization to point as a 'religion' - more like a collection of like 12 dudes that all have very different ideas of what Theisitc Satanism is.
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Satanism started to reach Eastern Europe in the 1990s, in time with the fall of the Soviet Union, and most noticeably in Poland and Lithuania, Roman Catholic countries.
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