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Un-effing-real.
She had lost some weight, like 15lbs, but then went nuts again on the food and put back on another 25lbs or so.
I didn't scream or yell or freak out, I simply said that I couldn't have anything to do with her sexually anymore. tbh it was tough enough to achieve wood with the state of blob she was already in, now with this extra weight her ass looks like she is wearing an adult diaper with 80lbs of shite in it. 
So now she says that I obviously don't love her anymore if I won't be 'intimate' with her. I told her I still love her just fine, it's just that I am not attracted to her at all. I'm not the kind of guy that can have sex on command.
But seriously... who is so lazy that they would rather get divorced than exert the effort required to lose weight? Unreal.
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Trololol?
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Congrats!
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If you consider the state of family law and the way things work in this country, you would not be surprised at all with your wife's request.
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grats
next time dont date a heffer
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Give and take. Get her a gastric lap band procedure. And you can put out as you envision the woman she will become.
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Congrats. Even though you might lose material posessions, you still gain the chance to have your own freedom and sleep with better looking women.
Think of it as an upgrade.
Smile as you go through the divorce proceedings, and always remind her it was her choice.
Remember the amount of thinner girls out there.
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Hard to blame you Hughes. I can't stand people who are simply and obviously lazy either. If my wife went elephant status after I married her I'd tell her to lose weight too. It's hard to remain physically attracted to someone if they pack on a bunch of weight and don't even make an effort to get rid of it. It's slobbish to let yourself go to that sort of level, IMO, and I bet she's slobbish in other areas of her life as well
Staying in alright shape is easy as hell to do. And I mean incredibly easy to do. The hardest part for most people is that most people don't take initiative on it and let themselves go. More than likely they don't take initiative on other things as well. Common occurrence as to why many people in low-poverty are also obese. It's not just their eating lifestyle but they're lifestyle entirely that causes that to happen
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I couldn't be married to anyone who doesn't inspire me to be a better person and allowing yourself to eat yourself into obesity is a perfect example of how somebody can uninspire you and at the same time helping you realize that they don't care about even trying to be healthy for you and your family.
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sweeny_comodore posted:
grats
next time dont date a heffer
Yep.
Most men don't realize that the woman you meet is probably at the slimmest weight she will ever be again. I should have considered that, as well as the old "look at her mother" /fail_safe_technique. Her mother is a cow that grazes 24/7.
Anyway, you can usually tell which ones are going to get fat by looking at the legs, hips.
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I might get fat too if I had to be married to Huge. If this is true she will probably lose 100+ pounds within a few months of the divorce.
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She's gonna make some chubby chaser very happy.
Grats, Huges wife!
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Dont fight it good buddy. Be civil and respectful during the whole process. Welcome to The Outpost bachelor Crew. bonk and I expect to compare notes with you on your Match.com adventures.
Here is one tip: No ritual first cafe meetings at expensive restaurants.
I just finished declining a first cafe date with a Beverly Hills woman at some over priced place, because she wants to feel special. We dont even know each other.
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She may leave you and soak you for years for alimony and child support but you killed her dog SO THE JOKE'S ON HER
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An Outposter who hasn't a clue what a woman wants/needs. Shocking!
also, if you can get 300 replies out of this thread I will award you the  ACHIEVEMENT!
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Ashmaele posted:
She may leave you and soak you for years for alimony and child support but you killed her dog SO THE JOKE'S ON HER
I think it's the opposite. She's the one who makes the money in the family. Huge will be trying to get alimony from her. 
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Wow, Hughes is gonna have to get a job
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So how much does she actually weigh? And whats her height. 150lbs looks really good on someone that like 5'10 compared to someone that is only 5ft
Not sure if to to congratulate or console
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wow.
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grats. was her mom fat?
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You dont treat her very well Huges. You are mean
You will be homeless in a year
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It is about time she woke up and left.
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It is about time she woke up and left.
I just hope Huges doesnt murder her and his family.
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She didn't get fat, she's pregnant.
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She didn't get fat, she's pregnant.
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If she is pregnant I expect to see the whole drama unfold on Jerry Springer-complete with bullwhips and mullets. Voodoo and i are on the same wave length.
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Tell your wife congratulations for me.
Now watch as she loses all the weight and starts doing your boss.
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Best move ever for her. It sounds like Huges really abuses her and doesnt love her at all
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I'm sure we don't get the whole story but if half of what he says is true they both will be better off.
Then again I think he's 99% horseshit so.......
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Trololol?
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Fat people are gross.
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long time coming.
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Its just pure meaness him saying he doesnt want to have sex with her because of her weight.
The thing is Huges has tons of kids and having kids puts weight on women and many times its hard for them to lose it. Its clear he doesnt love her and its clear he is just sponging off her.
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yeah, im sure she is some kind of sugar mama 
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She's fat because she's married to a loser like Huge and she works all day so he can sit around playing computer games. I can see how she might seek solace in food.
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yeah, im sure she is some kind of sugar mama
From what huges said she really is. Her income supports the family.
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Tell your wife congratulations for me.
Now watch as she loses all the weight and starts doing your boss.
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Huges boss is the manager at Burger King
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I actually take Huges musings about his wife and his slaughter of animals with quite a lot of salt..
I don't think he's as bad as he portrait himself to be, he's probably somewhat of an ass but I think he schmears it a bit thick just to amuse us.
I wish him the best and hope he and his wife can stay together, I mean if they both still love each other they should be able to solve this.
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Even if its all imaginary its dark, sick fantasies he is having.
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I actually take Huges musings about his wife and his slaughter of animals with quite a lot of salt..
I don't think he's as bad as he portrait himself to be, he's probably somewhat of an ass but I think he schmears it a bit thick just to amuse us.
I wish him the best and hope he and his wife can stay together, I mean if they both still love each other they should be able to solve this.
Ayuh. For the most part I think Huge is full of it.
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Even if its all imaginary its dark, sick fantasies he is having.
Dude we all have dark sick fantasies, it's a coping mechanism for the brain every day humans usually have pretty evil impulses we do however not act on them because that's how we work.. Day dreaming about mass murder is actually very common, shooting your boss or whatever.. His musings are pretty tame in comparison.
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I feel sorry for myself but I dont have dark fantasies.
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Manegarm posted:
I actually take Huges musings about his wife and his slaughter of animals with quite a lot of salt..
I don't think he's as bad as he portrait himself to be, he's probably somewhat of an ass but I think he schmears it a bit thick just to amuse us.
I wish him the best and hope he and his wife can stay together, I mean if they both still love each other they should be able to solve this.
Ayuh. For the most part I think Huge is full of it.
You can see his sincerity when he talks about his kids, which is nothing but pure devotion and love..
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I feel sorry for myself but I dont have dark fantasies.
heheh, you like everyone else have at times impulses which you shrug off.. It can be to swerve into traffic, or throwing your tv out of your window, kicking your cat.
It's idle musings and it does not mean your a bad person it means you're normally disturbed.
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So, it looks like the Outpost predictions have come true. I am on my way to being a bachelor again.
Well look at it this way, man. Even if you get a divorce, at least you'll still be family.
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I hope u take half that fat bitches shit. Stay strong brother.
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I hope to god your wife ends up with a black man. 
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His wife will be much happier without Huges.
Huges reminds me of my father in that my father abused the hell out of my mom but was then totally, completely, absolutely surprised when she told him she was going to divorce him. He couldnt believe it and he thought he could abuse her forever and she would just take it.
Perhaps Huges is self destructive.
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Sea_of_inK posted:
long time coming.
Apparently that was Huges's biggest complaint.
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build a glory hole.
problem solved.
marriage saved.
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I hope to god your wife ends up with a black man.
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I am sorry, I know how it feels to have a marriage fail. It sounds like you both have just reached that "I love you as a person" level, and the passion is lost.
I don't know you or anything about your life, but I hope you both can pull it together.
I hated that my marriage failed ..but I am so much happier without him  We were not suited for one another. Time changed us both.
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I hope to god you end up with a black man.
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Let me know when shes available.
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What a bunch of heartless bastards!
I don't abuse my wife, Bonks. I think that you consider just about anything abuse. You have a checkered past, so your skewed sense of abuse is understandable imo.
I'm not sure how the financial situation will play out. I could go to court and take half of everything but that's just not me. I won't ask for so much as a single thing other than my truck.
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You verbally abuse your wife on a regular basis Huges.
You are a bastard and very, very mean to her. Enjoy your new life as a homeless person
And you would be best off to ask for half of everything and hire a lawyer. If you dont you will be in serious trouble.
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What a bunch of heartless bastards!
I don't abuse my wife, Bonks. I think that you consider just about anything abuse. You have a checkered past, so your skewed sense of abuse is understandable imo.
I'm not sure how the financial situation will play out. I could go to court and take half of everything but that's just not me. I won't ask for so much as a single thing other than my truck.
Good luck with that.
She's a women with kids going to divorce court...
...you're screwed.
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Voodoo-Dahl posted:
Huges07.1 posted:
So, it looks like the Outpost predictions have come true. I am on my way to being a bachelor again.
Well look at it this way, man. Even if you get a divorce, at least you'll still be family.
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Huges I was nice!
Oh and this..
tenkly posted:
I hope to god your wife ends up with a black man.
Because that would be epic.
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I doubt she will wind up with a black guy, but whatever floats her fat.
She has a friend that dated black guys when she was younger and all but one of them beat the living hell out of her on the reg.
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i don't think they have black people in Ohio.
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You abused and mistreated her for years Huges and all that time she had all the power. Now she is flexing it and I think that you should try to get what you can from the divorce because if you walk away with nothing you are screwed.
Its not too late to try to reconcile with her if you really love her. If you dont love her get a divorce but be sure to get something from it so you arent totally screwed.
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Sometimes divorce is what both people need.
Try not to be such an ass.
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HUghes you dumb motherf, 2 months after you divorce her, she is gonna meet a black man and he is gonna sex her skinny with his 8 inch penis
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You think that I am racist? You should meet her dad. The guy drops n-bombs at Bob Evans over pancakes. He'd disown her. That's her deal though. I don't see how a black man or the size of a penis would really bother me at all. You guys are really showing your own racism!
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Now you'll get a decent check to sit at home with the kids and if you're in as good a shape as you prtend will have no problem finding companionship. You and your new fbuddies can sit around and scren and laugh while you live off your wife's effort.
congrats. you're still the bitch in your relationship, but now you're living the bitch dream.
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Anyone take a "she meets a black dude" 1 week icon bet?
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Now you'll get a decent check to sit at home with the kids and if you're in as good a shape as you prtend will have no problem finding companionship. You and your new fbuddies can sit around and scren and laugh while you live off your wife's effort.
congrats. you're still the bitch in your relationship, but now you're living the bitch dream.
Nah. I enjoy what I do, mostly because of the freedom. I can work as many days as I want to, provided there is work (which there is plenty of atm and for the forseeable future) and I am healthy enough to physically do it. Life ain't too bad right now. I really can't see myself having to rely on someone elses paycheck again.
I haven't thought about long term womanizing just yet. I'll likely enjoy the silence for a while and /fap.
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Sometimes divorce is really for the best. When you're starting to drag someone else down or they are you that's the time when you're better off just walking away. Can keep loving em, but just can't deal with them anymore. I think it is best in this case because the feelings were mutual
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You think that I am racist? You should meet her dad. The guy drops n-bombs at Bob Evans over pancakes. He'd disown her. That's her deal though. I don't see how a black man or the size of a penis would really bother me at all. You guys are really showing your own racism!
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What a great attitude champ ! Heres hoping that your wife meets a black man and produces Obama Jr, who also becomes president !
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I don't see how a black man or the size of his penis would really bother me at all.
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I bet she finds someone that likes to have sex with her before you find someone else willing to support you.
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Don't bite the hand that feeds you
Here is a tshirt the Outpost will buy your wife
http://www.teezeria.com/lol-funny/once-you-go-black-you-never-go-back-tshirt
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Sorry man.
Divorce sucks. Works out in the end, but no fun to go thru. Hope your wife finds someone who loves her and you find whatever the hell you are looking for. Kids are the ones you need to worry about. She isn't your problem any more (and you aren't hers), they will always be a concern for both of you however.
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His wife just needs to find black man who will treat her right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snigQhz1vKA&feature=related
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Sorry man.
Divorce sucks. Works out in the end, but no fun to go thru. Hope your wife finds someone who loves her and you find whatever the hell you are looking for. Kids are the ones you need to worry about. She isn't your problem any more (and you aren't hers), they will always be a concern for both of you however.
Maybe Huges needs a big black man too!
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__Bonk__ posted:
Ptilk posted:
Sorry man.
Divorce sucks. Works out in the end, but no fun to go thru. Hope your wife finds someone who loves her and you find whatever the hell you are looking for. Kids are the ones you need to worry about. She isn't your problem any more (and you aren't hers), they will always be a concern for both of you however.
Maybe Huges needs a big black man too!
he needs that long black luvin' ..............
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Once he goes black he wont go back!
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