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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlm7yjV0ut8&feature=related

drooling love

edit: well I'm not because I'm at work BUT I NEED TO MARRY THIS WOMAN!

edit2: Is writing "I want your tounge inside me" the wrong thing to write on the wall? thinking

 

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She's going to have a great career in pron.

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I bet she's a hit at the sorority house...

 

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She looks a little like the actress that played Princess Amidala in Star Wars w/e her name is..

 

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Great girl!

I'll never need toilet papaer again!

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After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.

 

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Eithne_Boadicea posted:
After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.


Well just a little no?

 

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Isnt it girls that are supposed to be turned on by long tongues? She is pretty but sticking her long snake tongue out like that is a turn off.

 

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I'm sexually clueless and never got a good blowjob or got my ass licked


Yep, we know.

 

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tenkly posted:
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I'm sexually clueless and never got a good blowjob or got my ass licked


Yep, we know.

 

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Eithne_Boadicea posted:
After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.


You have no idea what a tongue can do to certain zones of human anatomy it seems..

Then again Snarf is your hubby, so I can understand why you would have no concept of how awesome that is.

 

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Manegarm posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.


You have no idea what a tongue can do to certain zones of human anatomy it seems..

Then again Snarf is your hubby, so I can understand why you would have no concept of how awesome that is.


Haha this.

 

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The funny part is, she probably doesn't even give BJS lol.

 

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would wreck that

 

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Manegarm posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.


You have no idea what a tongue can do to certain zones of human anatomy it seems..

Then again Snarf is your hubby, so I can understand why you would have no concept of how awesome that is.


There are plenty of fun things you can do with your tongue that don't involve licking your lover's poop chute. wink But I get that you are Euro and are into that sort of thing. Are you sure you're not German?

 

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Eithne_Boadicea posted:
Manegarm posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.


You have no idea what a tongue can do to certain zones of human anatomy it seems..

Then again Snarf is your hubby, so I can understand why you would have no concept of how awesome that is.


There are plenty of fun things you can do with your tongue that don't involve licking your lover's poop chute. wink But I get that you are Euro and are into that sort of thing. Are you sure you're not German?


I agree, licking the taint is close enough for me. Unless you have had a strawberry scented enemy several times I'd rather not got there.

 

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The funny part is, she probably doesn't even give BJS lol.



Exactly. laugh coffee

 

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Eithne_Boadicea posted:
Manegarm posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.


You have no idea what a tongue can do to certain zones of human anatomy it seems..

Then again Snarf is your hubby, so I can understand why you would have no concept of how awesome that is.


There are plenty of fun things you can do with your tongue that don't involve licking your lover's poop chute. wink But I get that you are Euro and are into that sort of thing. Are you sure you're not German?


I tend to not limit myself or my life to the expectations of society and normalcy, to do so is idiocy. I come from a German heritage, my blood has nothing to do with my sexual deviancy that is all me grin

 

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I'm sexually clueless and never got a good blowjob or got my ass licked


Yep, we know.


i always tell girls dont touch my balls and i always stop them when i sense them moving toward my ass. im not interested in that.

 

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you tell girls not to touch your balls?

LOL wow dude, women must find you incredibly boring in bed.

Touching balls doesnt not = ass fingering. WTF is wrong with you? laugh

Maybe you have like really tiny balls and they would laugh at it? I dunno.. but i love getting my balls rubbed/licked and sucked !

 

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I tend to not limit myself or my life to the expectations of society and normalcy, to do so is idiocy. I come from a German heritage, my blood has nothing to do with my sexual deviancy that is all me grin


So in other words you're cool on eating poop.

Sorry to break this to you, that doesn't make you progressive or someone who is unshackled by normalcy.

It just makes you someone who will eat poop.

How about limiting yourself to the expectations of health and hygiene?

 

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So in other words you're cool on eating poop.

Sorry to break this to you, that doesn't make you progressive.


Does eating pussy make you want to drink piss? oh wait it probably does.

 

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The vagina is different than the asshole.

At least in America it is.

 

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The vagina is different than the asshole.

At least in America it is.


I like getting my ass licked, if I did not reciprocate that would just be bad form.. and girls like ass to mouth grin

 

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you tell girls not to touch your balls?

LOL wow dude, women must find you incredibly boring in bed.

Touching balls doesnt not = ass fingering. WTF is wrong with you? laugh

Maybe you have like really tiny balls and they would laugh at it? I dunno.. but i love getting my balls rubbed/licked and sucked !


they love to suck my cock. i just dont like how it feels to have my balls touched, there is nothing erogenous there for me.

my ass, ive sensed them try to put a finger in that direction- i find it to be pretty gross and stop them ASAP.

 

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Manegarm posted:
vn_nnanji posted:
The vagina is different than the asshole.

At least in America it is.


I like getting my ass licked, if I did not reciprocate that would just be bad form.. and girls like ass to mouth grin


Um, no, no we don't. Nothing goes in my mouth that came out of someone's ass.

 

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I think he meant girls love receiving it.

Which is true, some of them do.

 

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Licking someone's ass means you like to eat poop? Really are you retarded? You sound like one of those morons who think all gay people are into scat.

 

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Its bad enough people stick their peen in the poop shoot. I cant imagine licking it.

 

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Its bad enough people stick their peen in the poop shoot. I cant imagine licking it.




and yet you could imagine licking a vagina I would bet.

Let me put you in on a little secret. That could be a lot worse than licking a poop shoot.

 

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Kordirn posted:
__Bonk__ posted:
Its bad enough people stick their peen in the poop shoot. I cant imagine licking it.




and yet you could imagine licking a vagina I would bet.

Let me put you in on a little secret. That could be a lot worse than licking a poop shoot.


Water floats your boat dude. You can have ass breath if you want. Just dont kiss your loved one after you licked their ass

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I don't even want to know what a woman who'd want to lick my ass would look like. Probably something like that British bog beast what lurched its way into an American Idol audition a few years back.

 

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I can't wait till bonk finally gets laid, if ever. You have no idea how good or bad it can be at times.

 

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Eith has no problem with the tongue skills love

however, why the hell would anyone want to eat sphincter? That is disgusting. sick

 

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there are some things girls have requested of me that i will not do-
sex in public bathroom- no way. gross. people shit in there. i try to minimize my time in public vathrooms.
sex in public utility /janitorial closet- again, no - gross.

in my experience the people who suggest such venues are also awful lovers... its a good corelation. if they want to have sex in a public bathroom at a bar then they are really bad at sex.



 

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Not every time you have sex needs to be some spectacular love making session. Sometimes a woman just wants a quickie in a janitors closet. Since I am a man, I am happy to oblige.

 

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if youve had filet mignon and its available in a few hours are you going to eat ncdonalds?

not me, but if the bedt youve had is jack in the box then mcdonalds is okay pnce in a while.

 

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i'm pretty sure you're at least half retarded.

 

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in my experience the people who suggest such venues are also awful lovers... its a good corelation. if they want to have sex in a public bathroom at a bar then they are really bad at sex.


You must not have much experience then. Your rather extreme vanilla-only sexual style is typical of a bad lay. Seriously, they can't touch your balls? talk_hand

 

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So many Outposters are ass lickers and like their asses being licked? Doesnt surprise me

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Eithne_Boadicea posted:
Manegarm posted:
vn_nnanji posted:
The vagina is different than the asshole.

At least in America it is.


I like getting my ass licked, if I did not reciprocate that would just be bad form.. and girls like ass to mouth grin


Um, no, no we don't. Nothing goes in my mouth that came out of someone's ass.


Once again girls like getting their ass licked.. You seem to be confused, I just assume you perform fellatio? does that mean you drink piss? No it does not.

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Eith has no problem with the tongue skills love

however, why the hell would anyone want to eat sphincter? That is disgusting. sick


It require such a weird thing as basic hygiene, which is also needed for oral sex.

 

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laugh @ this thread.


Some of you people just crack me up!

 

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Piss is sterile. Poop is not. not_talking

 

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the outpost is a quality mix of people. on one side we have mammogram and the ass-lickers and on the other side we have eodoll and his policy of missionary position only with the lights off. oh, and no touching.

 

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The asshole is not a sex organ. If you think it is you have issues and yes, it means you're prolly ok with eating poop.

The Vagina has several functions. Sex, urination, childbirth. It is complicated and versatile. The pooper is simple. It poops. It processes waste exclusively. The pooper is for pooping. So....do the math while you are making yourself into human toilet paper.

I bet half of you supposed proponents of anal sex have never actually done it. You think it sounds cool. It really isn't all that pleasant, does not feel good on your unit and in fact is more about domination and defilement than actual sex.

When I say you've never done anal sex I mean as the pitcher. Many of you are probably catchers. Just to be clear.

 

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doing anal on a chick is hot when you're having a horny screw instead of a sensual lovemaking session. it's just a fact.

 

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Ass licking isn't the same as eating poop, unless you're a dirty person and you don't wash your ass properly.

As for cobane's assumption about the type of women who'd do it.. if I put up pics of some of the women who did it to me, you'd be awfully surprised at how hot they are.

As for Edoll.. i already stated that he seems to be boring in bed and unwilling to try anything other than missionary with the lights off.. maybe once in a while he'll be forced to let the girl ride him but thats about it. lol


 

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The asshole is not a sex organ. If you think it is you have issues and yes, it means you're prolly ok with eating poop.

The Vagina has several functions. Sex, urination, childbirth. It is complicated and versatile. The pooper is simple. It poops. It processes waste exclusively. The pooper is for pooping. So....do the math while you are making yourself into human toilet paper.

I bet half of you supposed proponents of anal sex have never actually done it. You think it sounds cool. It really isn't all that pleasant, does not feel good on your unit and in fact is more about domination and defilement than actual sex.

When I say you've never done anal sex I mean as the pitcher. Many of you are probably catchers. Just to be clear.






you need to invest in some lube.
hint: chicks can get preggers if you blow it in their ass.

if youre eating poop, youre doing it wrong. tell your woman to wipe that shit and shower more thoroughly.

 

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Piss is sterile.
Until it leaves the body. I think it loses sterility on the way out.

 

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What gay people do

 

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your own piss is sterile to you

your girlfriends piss is NOT sterile to you and can cause infections.


also, if your women have shit on their asses im willing to bet they have yeast infections also
how does bloody bread taste?

 

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The asshole is not a sex organ. If you think it is you have issues and yes, it means you're prolly ok with eating poop.

The Vagina has several functions. Sex, urination, childbirth. It is complicated and versatile. The pooper is simple. It poops. It processes waste exclusively. The pooper is for pooping. So....do the math while you are making yourself into human toilet paper.

I bet half of you supposed proponents of anal sex have never actually done it. You think it sounds cool. It really isn't all that pleasant, does not feel good on your unit and in fact is more about domination and defilement than actual sex.

When I say you've never done anal sex I mean as the pitcher. Many of you are probably catchers. Just to be clear.




The mouth is also not a sex organ yet you kiss with it and preform sex-acts with it, and the mouth is filled with more filth and harmful bacteria then the clean asshole of a pretty girl.

your logic fails. grin

I never said anything about anal sex which is just messy and complicated, and I have only met one girl who really enjoyed it.

I like having my ass licked, and I love eating a girls pussy and ass. You guys seem to have a problem with this, know what you can do what you like and I can do what I like, it's simple.

and your usual gay barb, hey Nannjar when was the last time you had sex with a woman?

 

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I'm 100% with mane on this one. You guys need to be a little bit more open sexually.

I bet if snarf would lick eithne's ass, she'd be in this thread backing us up at how awesome it is.

 

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Keep telling yourselves you're just more open minded.

What you are is human toilet paper. Go you.

 

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She loves my cock, that's all she needs in life.

 

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What gay people do




Where did I say anything about it being gay? You brought that to the party.

Which says a little something about you buttercup.

 

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I'm 100% with mane on this one. You guys need to be a little bit more open sexually.

I bet if snarf would lick eithne's ass, she'd be in this thread backing us up at how awesome it is.




More or less..

I think it's an age thing, everyone in this thread who are freaking out is more or less old, busted or religious..

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laugh

Keep telling yourselves you're just more open minded.

What you are is human toilet paper. Go you.
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Every argument you had was shot down, you'd kiss a girl which is worse then licking her ass from a bacterial point of view.

So yes you're close minded and conservative.

 

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lights off is still too risque for me. we put a blanket between us and cut a hole for access.

seriously though, i said public toilets. people shit in them, i dont even like peeing in public bathrooms. my favorite kind of sex is period sex - girl on top of course.

 

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I think I know what anal sex is


laugh

As someone who's played pitcher, catcher, and umpire.. you have no clue what you're talking about doh! laugh

 

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You haven't shot down anything toilet paper tongue.

You've just tried to act like being an ass licker makes you cool.

Maybe in your circles it does.

 

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I know badger is lying because if oprah or jennifer lopez would ask him to tongue their ass he would be on his knees before they'd finish their sentence.


True story

 

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You haven't shot down anything toilet paper tongue.

You've just tried to act like being an ass licker makes you cool.

Maybe in your circles it does.





i dont think its got anythign to do with being cool
if thats how you view sex then youre doing it wrong

 

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Mammogram have you ever had anyone anally f* you dude? cowboy

 

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Bluster, bluster, bluster


Yeah, this is why you're insulting me instead of thinking up a counter argument.. Because you don't have one.

and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.

I would. grin

 

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laugh

As someone who's played pitcher, catcher, and umpire.. you have no clue what you're talking about doh! laugh


I prolly tried and rejected it while you were still pooping in your pampers.

I'll stick with a nice snug vagina that grips the whole shaft thanks.

and Tenkly.....

YOU SHUT UP! angry

I dunno about Oprah but Jlo or Salma.........

 

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Mammogram have you ever had anyone anally f* you dude? cowboy


Never found men attractive so nope.. More importantly have you? I mean your the obvious gay candidate on this board. grin

 

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Bluster, bluster, bluster


Yeah, this is why you're insulting me instead of thinking up a counter argument.. Because you don't have one.

and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.

I would. grin


In this thread or any other let me know when I stop insulting you dude.

 

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laugh

As someone who's played pitcher, catcher, and umpire.. you have no clue what you're talking about doh! laugh


I prolly tried and rejected it while you were still pooping in your pampers.

I'll stick with a nice snug vagina that grips the whole shaft thanks.

and Tenkly.....

YOU SHUT UP! angry

I dunno about Oprah but Jlo or Salma.........


Salmas hairless, clean tasty asshole with some whipped cream and a cherry.. After you're done she'll fulfill every perverted deviant fantasy you have in your case that means: missionary, in the dark for procreative reasons only.

You'd tongue that shit like it was salvation!

 

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Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.

 

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Bluster, bluster, bluster


Yeah, this is why you're insulting me instead of thinking up a counter argument.. Because you don't have one.

and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.

I would. grin


In this thread or any other let me know when I stop insulting you dude.


Hey you lost when you stopped producing arguments and just started your old tirade of being old and close minded.. enjoy your fail.

 

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Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.




that made me lol

 

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Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.


Soon mammogram will be having chicks f him with strap ons and eventually it will be guys who are doing it to him with the real thing

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Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.


Only someone as conservative as you can doublespeak yourself into thinking sex with a woman is homosexual. doh!

 

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Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.


Soon mammogram will be having chicks f him with strap ons and eventually it will be guys who are doing it to him with the real thing

grin


If I had any interest in men I would have acted on those impulses years ago.. I'm good looking, well dressed and very fit I'd have no problems, there is nothing in my life that would prevent me from going gay if I wished. I live in a very open minded country with a family who would support me and love me no matter what my sexual preference was.

As I said earlier, seems you need to be a sexually repressed conservative to doublespeak yourself into thinking a sex act with a female can be homosexual, you people crack me up. grin

 

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Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.


Soon mammogram will be having chicks f him with strap ons and eventually it will be guys who are doing it to him with the real thing

grin


and even if he was gay... who cares?

 

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You like things gay men like mammogram. Its just a small step now for you to have a man do it. I predict your next step will be a tranny.

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Gay men also like oral sex. I was going to say make sure to never have oral sex bonk, but I think you already have that under control.

 

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You like things gay men like mammogram. Its just a small step now for you to have a man do it. I predict your next step will be a tranny.

grin


I can afford things gay men like.. I mean nice clothes, expensive cars, a nice condo etc etc... I mean you can't, envy bonk tsk tsk..

 

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[quote=vn_nnanji]Bluster, bluster, bluster


Yeah, this is why you're insulting me instead of thinking up a counter argument.. Because you don't have one.

and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.

I would. grin


In this thread or any other let me know when I stop insulting you dude.


Hey you lost when you stopped producing arguments and just started your old tirade of being old and close minded.. enjoy your fail.[/quote]





I don't need to restate my arguments. Why should I? They are just as valid as when I expressed them. You haven't refuted anything except your already lackluster commitment to oral hygiene.

Notice when you talk about assholes you have to say "pristine" or "clean." Why do you think that is such an important distinction to make Mr. Whipple?



 

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The basis of your arguments were cleanliness.. I shot down each of those arguments. Including that moronic first one. which was just extremely illogical.

I'd not kiss a girl with filthy yellow teeth and bad oral hygiene either..

You were being stupid, do continue.

 

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Most all pron stars do some sort of anal wash before they have sex. They are much cleaner probalby than the average person who has anal sex with the poop.

Licking is a whole other story. The pron star is probably very clean in the area compared to the average person

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The same distinction could be made for a penis or a vagina. I would not go down on a woman after she went on a 50 mile bike ride.

 

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Intelligent Design: Placing an Entertainment Center within a Waste Disposal Plant.

 

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Intelligent Design: Placing an Entertainment Center within a Waste Disposal Plant.


He even designed it to fit!

 

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Its easy to wash a penis or vagina. Its not easy to hose out the inside of your asshole. I watched pron star actresses talking about the preps for sex.

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i always lol when bonk speaks as an authority on sex. a lot of you puritans need to expand your horizons. go drop some e and do crazy shit with a hot raver girl and you'll be a whole different person afterwards.

 

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Im not an authority on sex but I saw pron stars discussing the preps for anal sex and clearly they do more prep than the average person like Mammogram who licks shit for fun

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Seething199 posted:
i always lol when bonk speaks as an authority on sex. a lot of you puritans need to expand your horizons. go drop some e and do crazy shit with a hot raver girl and you'll be a whole different person afterwards.


Preach it!

 

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go drop some e and do crazy shit with a hot raver girl and you'll be a whole different person afterwards.


 

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Eh less competition for kinky women is fine for me.

 

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Manegarm posted:
The basis of your arguments were cleanliness..


Manegarm posted:
and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.


Manegarm posted:
Salmas hairless, clean tasty asshole


And based on your responses I was correct. Thanks for validating my point.

Your apology is accepted.

 

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i always lol when bonk speaks as an authority on sex. a lot of you puritans need to expand your horizons. go drop some e and do crazy shit with a hot raver girl and you'll be a whole different person afterwards.


Yeah that's the problem. I just haven't lived outside the box. laugh










Hey, not a bad pun!

 

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I'm 100% with mane on this one. You guys need to be a little bit more open sexually.

I bet if snarf would lick eithne's ass, she'd be in this thread backing us up at how awesome it is.




I get that there are a lot of nerve endings and stimulation can be pleasurable in that area... but the thought of somebody's mouth/tongue providing that stimulation just grosses me out because I am big on kissing and I think I would ralf if I went to kiss my hubby after having him lick my ass. Bleh.

If it's not a turn on, it's not. That's really all there is to it. There are plenty of things that I would try, but the whole ass-to-mouth thing is just sick to me. I can get my O face without that, tyvm. chicken

 

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im ok with a girls ahole... you cant avoid it anyway if shes sitting on your face... but i dont care to have mine touched.

bonk is funny, he has too many homophobic thoughts.

 

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vn_nnanji posted:
Manegarm posted:
The basis of your arguments were cleanliness..


Manegarm posted:
and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.


Manegarm posted:
Salmas hairless, clean tasty asshole


And based on your responses I was correct. Thanks for validating my point.

Your apology is accepted.


Hah! Nope.. This is how you've been arguing the whole thread:

Nannjar posted:
So in other words you're cool on eating poop.

Sorry to break this to you, that doesn't make you progressive or someone who is unshackled by normalcy.

It just makes you someone who will eat poop.

How about limiting yourself to the expectations of health and hygiene?


You were from the start whining about how unclean it was, I merely put your idiocy into perspective. You first started with equating eating a girls ass with eating her poop, I shot that down with the simple logical argument that well you eat pussy so you probably don't drink piss.

Nannjar posted:
The asshole is not a sex organ. If you think it is you have issues and yes, it means you're prolly ok with eating poop.

The Vagina has several functions. Sex, urination, childbirth. It is complicated and versatile. The pooper is simple. It poops. It processes waste exclusively. The pooper is for pooping. So....do the math while you are making yourself into human toilet paper.


You then started this harang about the ass not being a sexual organ, which I shot down with the simple fact that neither is the mouth but we use it for a lot of carnal pleasure.

The basis of your whole argument was that it was unclean, which it is not which I proved by the common knowledge that a girls clean ass is bacterial wise a lot cleaner then a girls mouth, which we readily kiss. It's just a social convention not to go ass to mouth, which you follow because you're a close-minded and old.

Then you just started your old tired blustering act of being obtuse and confrontational and not admitting defeat even if you had no argument.

So you failed each argument, since you never came with a rebuttal you then just floundered around as usual and now I'm just summing up your fail.

Thanks for playing, I'll take that apology from you now.

 

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Pron stars all get enemas before anal sex. They are cleaner than the average person in this regard

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Eithne_Boadicea posted:
tenkly posted:
I'm 100% with mane on this one. You guys need to be a little bit more open sexually.

I bet if snarf would lick eithne's ass, she'd be in this thread backing us up at how awesome it is.




I get that there are a lot of nerve endings and stimulation can be pleasurable in that area... but the thought of somebody's mouth/tongue providing that stimulation just grosses me out because I am big on kissing and I think I would ralf if I went to kiss my hubby after having him lick my ass. Bleh.

If it's not a turn on, it's not. That's really all there is to it. There are plenty of things that I would try, but the whole ass-to-mouth thing is just sick to me. I can get my O face without that, tyvm. chicken


It's no worse then kissing after oral.. and I've never had a girl whose minded kissing me after I went down on her.

I mean there is no fecal matter or nastiness involved.. cleanliness is a virtue but same goes for regular sex I'd never let a girl go down on me if I had not showered.

 

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Pron stars all get enemas before anal sex. They are cleaner than the average person in this regard

grin


I don't think anyone is discussing anal sex here bonkie.

also the Porn industry is a industry it's devoid of warmth, intimacy and real pleasure it's a warped mass produced distortion of reality..

I personally don't watch mass produced porn, it's just not real or especially sensual or hot.. It's just mechanical and weird.

 

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/affected!


Wow. That sure was a lot of verbage Manny. Who are you trying to convince, me our you? laugh

It's ok dude. If you want to be human toilet paper that is your right.

 

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Manegarm posted:
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Wow. That sure was a lot of verbage Manny. Who are you trying to convince, me our you? laugh

It's ok dude. If you want to be human toilet paper that is your right.


If being dogged and relentless when it comes to argumentation then the whole Outpost including you is affected, so like the rest of the thread; you're wrong.

Posture and bluster more dude, it's okay if you're close minded and sexually repressed.. It matters little in the grand scheme of things. hugs

 

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the fruit pies will tell you, a mans g spot is in his ass.

find yourself a good girl and she will know how to make it feel like shes sucking your soul right out of your peen.



or a guy, if thats your thing.
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sweeny_comodore posted:
the fruit pies will tell you, a mans g spot is in his ass.

find yourself a good girl and she will know how to make it feel like shes sucking your soul right out of your peen.



or a guy, if thats your thing.
whatever floats your boat


Not everybody needs to have their prostate groped to have mind-blowing sex. Again, whatever floats your boat though.

 

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i didnt say it was a necessity.
i never even said i was all that into it.
you get a better judgement of a womans abilities when you let them do what they know best.

mindblowing sex is relative

if all youve ever done is missionary then doggy is going to blow your mind.


when you spend ALL day in the bedroom with a great woman....
mind blowing sex takes on a whole new meaning


its been 20 years and i still havent met another woman like that.
that doesnt mean i havent had some incredible fun along the way though

 

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More denial from being affected!

 

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