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paulg_68 
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Subject: People think it's funny when I fart...
until the first person passes out. Then everyone else starts to panic and I'm the only one who thinks it's funny.

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Subject: People think it's funny when I fart...
They are not laughing with you, they are laughing at you.

 

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Farts are delicious

 

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Subject: People think it's funny when I fart...
You're doing it wrong.

 

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Subject: People think it's funny when I fart...
my farts smell like lilacs

 

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vn_nnanji 
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Subject: People think it's funny when I fart...
Coriolus posted:
Farts are delicious


I didn't know you were a Euro.

 

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vn_nnanji 
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sweeny_comodore posted:
my farts smell like lilacs


Yeah. Lilacs that are in a septic tank under a home for alcoholics.

 

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Coriolus 
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Subject: People think it's funny when I fart...
vn_nnanji posted:
Coriolus posted:
Farts are delicious


I didn't know you were a Euro.


Aren't most NAs Euros from varying generations..

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vn_nnanji 
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No. I'm Irish! good_luck

 

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