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Jezza_Belle 
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Subject: ARRRRGGGHHHH cat just horked on the couch!
and it's not even the cat that usually makes a mess of things.

 

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sad

 

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Subject: ARRRRGGGHHHH cat just horked on the couch!
good thing it's a faux leather couch. cleaned right up with paper towels and this green cleaner stuff. (not simple green)

 

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Subject: ARRRRGGGHHHH cat just horked on the couch!
I believe I have identified the source of your problem.

Apparently, you own a cat.

Rho

 

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Subject: ARRRRGGGHHHH cat just horked on the couch!
Rhodoman posted:
I believe I have identified the source of your problem.

Apparently, you own a cat.

Rho


My daughter owns two cats, which in turn own me.

 

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Subject: ARRRRGGGHHHH cat just horked on the couch!
Rhodoman posted:
I believe I have identified the source of your problem.

Apparently, you own a cat.

Rho


GODDAMMIT I CAME HERE TO POST THIS

 

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Horked = Puke???

 

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Subject: ARRRRGGGHHHH cat just horked on the couch!
Brandun posted:
Horked = Puke???


Cats have a unique sound when they puke, which sounds like "hork".

 

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Subject: ARRRRGGGHHHH cat just horked on the couch!
Jezza_Belle posted:
Brandun posted:
Horked = Puke???


Cats have a unique sound when they puke, which sounds like "hork".


Yup. When dad gives out cat too much food (thankfully which RARELY happens) she'll start her 'HORK'ing ritual. I usually catch her in the middle of it, set her on some newspaper and let her go to town.

 

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Will Jezze ever find true love?
Will Jezze get motivated to lose those pounds?
Well Jezze's over bearing mother push her over the edge?

Find out in next week's issue.

 

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Subject: ARRRRGGGHHHH cat just horked on the couch!
Kah_v2 posted:


Will Jezze ever find true love?
Will Jezze get motivated to lose those pounds?
Well Jezze's over bearing mother push her over the edge?

Find out in next week's issue.


My mom isn't overbearing, lol

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Rhodoman posted:
I believe I have identified the source of your problem.

Apparently, you own a cat.

Rho


GODDAMMIT I CAME HERE TO POST THIS

 

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Subject: ARRRRGGGHHHH cat just horked on the couch!
Jezza_Belle posted:
and it's not even the cat that usually makes a mess of things.


 

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