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Topic: Ahh, weddings!

CarbonHorizon Title: teh governator Posts: 15,787 Registered: Mar 24, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 15,349 User ID: 782,650	Subject: Ahh, weddings!
	My best friend of near 20 years is getting hitched. She, for whatever reason, decided to name me her maid of honor. Despite having seen Bridesmaids like all females are supposed to do (lulz), I googled what I had to do. Holy crap. My favorites from the list I found are: If you're asked to be a maid of honor, the best things you can offer to the bride are your support, time, and your money In outdoor weddings, watch out for ledges where birds may be resting. It has happened before for a bride to be pelted by a bird which is not a pretty site. (who edited this?) We both basically have no idea what we're doing. -----signature----- If sand gets in your vagina can you make a pearl like a clam?-NWK Dream Theater is the skidmark of the music world, and Queensryche is the turd that left it there.- Zukey
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Ferrydust Title: Iron Chef Jennifer Posts: 10,588 Registered: Sep 4, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,382 User ID: 711,372	Subject: Ahh, weddings!
	For my friends wedding I had to go in for constant fittings on the hideous dress that she also made me pay for. Oh God it was ugly. I edited their wedding video and hmm.. that's all I remember about being maid of honor at her wedding. -----signature----- I, on the other hand, prefer a command-line system 'cause i'm so hardcore /north /north You encounter an [Avatar of the god Set]! /cast sheild sheild spell unavailable /csat shield csat: unknown command [Avatar of Set] beheads [Peasant]
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Rhodoman Posts: 81,876 Registered: Jun 14, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 80,454 User ID: 154,069	Subject: Ahh, weddings!
	Ferrydust posted: For my friends wedding I had to go in for constant fittings on the hideous dress that she also made me pay for. Oh God it was ugly. I edited their wedding video and hmm.. that's all I remember about being maid of honor at her wedding. But it's okay because, you know, you'll always be able to wear it again. Rho -----signature----- Rho is correct. - Varece Venit hiems quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
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Ferrydust Title: Iron Chef Jennifer Posts: 10,588 Registered: Sep 4, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,382 User ID: 711,372	Subject: Ahh, weddings!
	Rhodoman posted: Ferrydust posted: For my friends wedding I had to go in for constant fittings on the hideous dress that she also made me pay for. Oh God it was ugly. I edited their wedding video and hmm.. that's all I remember about being maid of honor at her wedding. But it's okay because, you know, you'll always be able to wear it again. Rho Yeah... not even as a halloween costume. -----signature----- I, on the other hand, prefer a command-line system 'cause i'm so hardcore /north /north You encounter an [Avatar of the god Set]! /cast sheild sheild spell unavailable /csat shield csat: unknown command [Avatar of Set] beheads [Peasant]
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