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Subject: Family dinner time is hilarious
Mother: So did you hear the new conspiracy? This Breitbart guy had a video and was found dead of "natural causes"; a heart attack, at 43. It showed obama doing some really racist stuff
Uncle: And did you hear about Michelle? She was disbarred from practicing law. Seriously, why doesn't someone just shoot him anyway.
Sister: I didn't vote for him, he did (gesturing to me)
Brother in Law: And did you know he's taken the most vacation days of any president?



I tried to get a word in edge wise but apparently I didn't know what I was talking about when I said all presidents take a crap load of days off.

 

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Those kinds of things frustrate me.

There's plenty of reason to vote him out of office already w/o makin' stuff up.

Rho

 

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Those kinds of things frustrate me.

There's plenty of reason to vote him out of office without being a racist idiot


(I am talking to my father in law!!)

 

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I spend my dinner time with YOU PEOPLE and the political chat is a disaster.

 

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lol my parents are the same way sometimes plain

 

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Family dinner?  That only happens maybe once a year for me.

 

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I talked to a business yesterday that was absolutely adamant that any channel lineup they got would include Fox News as that was all they watched.... 24 hours a day.

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