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But only when you aren't on vacation, especially when there's no HD TV and the fitness center sucks.

 

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Ex-remlocke posted:
But only when you aren't on vacation.


get a hooker, will be less boring.

 

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they take a different feeling to them when you are on vacation as apposed to being there for work

usually you will have family there to make it more enjoyable as well

 

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Brandun posted:
they take a different feeling to them when you are on vacation as apposed to being there for work

usually you will have family there to make it more enjoyable as well



That they do, and agreed on the last part except I would substitute friends in for family. Work is way more exciting than coming back to the hotel.

 

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Caledric posted:
Ex-remlocke posted:
But only when you aren't on vacation.


get a hooker, will be less boring.


I've entertained that thought but I don't know if I could live with myself if I got a hooker.

 

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Ex-remlocke posted:
Caledric posted:
Ex-remlocke posted:
But only when you aren't on vacation.


get a hooker, will be less boring.


I've entertained that thought but I don't know if I could live with myself if I got a hooker.


Go 3 doors down, knock on the door If a woman answers kiss her and give her your room card... if a man answers... tell him that you thought it was the hooker's room and ask if he is done with her yet.

 

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Ex-remlocke posted:
Caledric posted:
Ex-remlocke posted:
But only when you aren't on vacation.


get a hooker, will be less boring.


I've entertained that thought but I don't know if I could live with myself if I got a hooker.


Who says you need to have sex, you could just play a board game.

 

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jackoff, rub your meat on the drapes

 

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I know your pain... 230ish days a year in a hotel room for work.... it sucks, and not in a good way.

 

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the fun in hotel camping is finding items left behind

 

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the fun in hotel camping is finding items left behind


I ALWAYS look under the matress, I have found some really screwed up stuff there!!!

lemme try to dig up an old photo.

 

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Just checked under the mattress. I even checked the bible for hidden goods, nope. NOTHING.

 

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I have not found much

I dunno where the pic is... in a hotel in Fresno, CA, I found 2 used hypodermic needles

 

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sniff the drapes, thats where i last wiped my weener

 

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Actually I am kind of surprised they still have the gideon bible in the hotel rooms.

 

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Subject: hotel rooms are boring
Caledric posted:
Ex-remlocke posted:
But only when you aren't on vacation.


get a hooker, will be less boring.


Meh, no. Be the hooker! Less boring and profit!

 

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go to the room next door and say, did you order a hooker?



IM HERE!!!

 

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