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sweeny_comodore 
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what do i need to know about it?

i found the two breweries. one of them looks awesome and the other so-so.

 

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cmon..
none of you hicks know anythign about roanoke virginia?

 

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Linoge!

 

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The thing I know about Roanoke VA (as I like to refer to it) is that you had best unpop that collar before you holla!


Ya feel me dawg?

 

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Isn't that where one of the original settlements disappeared?



And isn't there that weird island treasure thing there?

 

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imaloon1 posted:
Isn't that where one of the original settlements disappeared?



And isn't there that weird island treasure thing there?




almost had me excited

thats roanoke island in NC.
but now i know why that name had been sounding familiar

http://www.oakislandtreasure.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=344

 

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my little sister and her husband are moving there.

looks like just a regular town thats of decent size with a couple brew pubs and a shit ton of golf courses.
its not even really near the ocean

 

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How far away from there are you?


Can't be more than 2 hours I bet.

 

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yer right. looks like its not more than a couple hours.
definitely worth checking out if i ever visit.


its also not more than a couple hours from DC.

definitely might be worth a weeks vacation time to go check it out

 

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I spent a lot of time in Roanoke in my college days, but that was longer ago than I care to admit... happy

you'll want to check out the Grandin Theatre - awesome movie theater.

for coffee - mill mountain coffee & tea: http://www.millmountaincoffee.com/

city market to get some of the best produce & meats from the region: http://www.downtownroanoke.org/city-market

for indian food, Nawab: http://www.nawabrestaurant.com/

for sandwiches and awesome sunday morning drink specials (if they still do it, we used to call it going to church) Macados: http://www.macados.net/

i'm sure there's a lot more there now, but those should be some great places to start.



 

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hows the atmosphere there?

typical moderate sized town?

crime rates looked almost non existant.

houses looked around 150k average.




most importantly...
when i go to visit, how are the women?

 

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sweeny_comodore posted:
most importantly...
when i go to visit, how are the women?
Moist and pink inside...

 

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sweeny_comodore posted:
most importantly...
when i go to visit, how are the women?
Moist and pink inside...






but, how many layers of fat will i have to peel off to get there?
are they all buck toothed applechaine hillbilly women?
are they all prudish, puritanical, snobs?
is there even enough women to go around?

 

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sweeny_comodore posted:
reesescups posted:
sweeny_comodore posted:
most importantly...
when i go to visit, how are the women?
Moist and pink inside...






but, how many layers of fat will i have to peel off to get there?
are they all buck toothed applechaine hillbilly women?
are they all prudish, puritanical, snobs?
is there even enough women to go around?
Asking way too many of the wrong question...

Will you get laid, is the question you are asking. The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind - it says you can get laid anywhere you want to get laid. The question is, my friend, do you want to get laid?

 

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i have standards

 

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Yeah, they'll love you long time... if you're their brother. Right, Garth? Yeah, he knows what I'm talking about.

 

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sweeny_comodore posted:
i have standards


Your palms' disagree!



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Very conservative, very white.

If you are looking for nightlife, head to Blacksburg, which is where Va. Tech is. Pretty sure that Radford is in Blacksburg as well, and Radford is Va's party college.

You are close to the mountains and the Blue Ridge is spectacular.

In General though, Va is a great place to live and raise a family.

 

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I moved to Roanoke around 14 and lived there until I was 18, Here's what I remember


hows the atmosphere there? As long as you're not the wrong color in the wrong neighborhood the atmosphere is still mostly redneck. Bible belt type place.

typical moderate sized town? I guess, there no real fun spots where you can just walk down a street and have a good time.

crime rates looked almost non existant. I remember they liked to murder one another, but to be fair there isn't crap else to do.

houses looked around 150k average. Because it sucks to live there.

when i go to visit, how are the women? 3 years out of high school they will mostly be fat, wedded and working on their second child.


Don't visit them. That whole part of the state is terrible if you're not going camping or hunting. There's only a few places that could possibly be worse.

 

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