Author Topic: I think spam emails are adjusting to the current economic conditions...
DunesVladHarkonnen 
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Subject: I think spam emails are adjusting to the current economic conditions...
I no longer get spammed to buy russian brides or that I'm pre-approved for a new credit card...

I still get a couple "NOW 20% OFF BUY NOW VIAGRA CIALIS !!! " emails, but the majority of the spam email I receive is:

"Job Opportunity"
"Current Open Position"
"Database Manager Position"
"Job Proposal"
"Start New Employment Today"
"Open Position"
"Virtual Manager Vacancy"
"Virtual Assistant Vacancy"
"Get a Job Today"


The sheer number of these job related spam messages are astounding...


How is there 8.3% unemployment rate when there are all these amazing opportunities???

 

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I hope you let those poor employers know that you've taken a position as a Vn Mod so are no longer on the market

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen 
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Subject: I think spam emails are adjusting to the current economic conditions...
Fozzie_Bear posted:
I hope you let those poor employers know that you've taken a position as a Vn Mod so are no longer on the market


I've still got my ear to the ground...you know, just incase something better comes up...

 

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Subject: I think spam emails are adjusting to the current economic conditions...
No doubt! The Nigerian princes are offering to send me money now. dancing

 

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Caledric 
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They are asking me for money to give to others... rough times we have hit!

 

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Subject: I think spam emails are adjusting to the current economic conditions...
DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
I hope you let those poor employers know that you've taken a position as a Vn Mod so are no longer on the market


I've still got my ear to the ground...you know, just incase something better comes up...

Good luck. VN Mods are important people who help police an important forum on the internet. Nothing better can come up.

 

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Caledric 
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Subject: I think spam emails are adjusting to the current economic conditions...
-Mithan- posted:
DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
I hope you let those poor employers know that you've taken a position as a Vn Mod so are no longer on the market


I've still got my ear to the ground...you know, just incase something better comes up...

Good luck. VN Mods are important people who help police an important forum on the internet. Nothing better can come up.


He's gunnin for your job!

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen 
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Caledric posted:
He's gunnin for your job!


shhh

 

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bypass mithan, go for homer ;p

 

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Ocura 
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Subject: I think spam emails are adjusting to the current economic conditions...
"I would like to welcome you to our hiring position"


....about 50 of those a freakin day now frustrated


Edit: ohh and it is even more fun when it apparently me emailing myself with a job offer.

 

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