Author Topic: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
Caledric 
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Subject: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
Just received this email in my spam folder...


This action requires a response as Tessa has requested one.

"Hey its me Tessa. Thought u might want to go for a drink...maybe some fun in the bed after."

You may browse Tessa's profile and contact her at:

[link removed]

Tessa has enabled profile browse and message relay from you.



I hope you aren't trying to seduce me and leave Cutt! I won't be havin none of that!

 

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Subject: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
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Subject: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
wow even the boards didnt want me to make that claim

 

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Subject: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
Its prolly because I got that owie on my pee pee cry

 

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Subject: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
cutt you have to wash that thing every once in awhile

 

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Subject: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
By 'fun in the bed' she means Cutt will be there, in the bunny suit.

 

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Subject: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
Dark_EternalFF posted:
By 'fun in the bed' she means Cutt will be there, in the bunny suit.


Also I initially finished that sentence with 'bunny s***' which would be even worse.

 

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Subject: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
Cuttlery posted:
Its prolly because I got that owie on my pee pee cry




Nope, she told me that was the biggest thing you have ever down there so it is a vast improvement! dancing




I hope that did not sound insensitive and hurt your feelings.

 

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Subject: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
Dark_EternalFF posted:
By 'fun in the bed' she means Cutt will be there, in the bunny suit.


I'm ok with that.

 

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Subject: Ummm Tessa... is there something you need to share with Cutt?
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
By 'fun in the bed' she means Cutt will be there, in the bunny suit.


Also I initially finished that sentence with 'bunny s***' which would be even worse.



or even better batting

 

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