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“Jersey Shore†fans: Prepare for a tiny spinoff. Rumors are swirling that Nicole “Snooki†Polizzi is pregnant.
Sources tell the New York Post that the guidette is expecting her first child with boyfriend Jionni LaValle. Apparently, the 24-year-old has been taking notes from the Kardashian family and wants to “bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming ‘the next Kourtney Kardashian.’†The publication goes on to claim that the Kardashian-in-training has a deal with US Weekly for an announcement on the cover of its magazine.
The paper points out that the pint-sized TV personality denied pregnancy rumors earlier this month, telling Lara Spencer on ABC’s “Good Morning America,†“I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant.â€
[Video: Snooki Pregnancy Rumors; Julia Roberts Dazzles]
But now chatter on the Web is that the celeb was hiding the truth. A source for E! Online confirms that the star is about three or four months along. If she is, it’s unclear how this will work with her most recent project, a show with castmember Jenni “JWoww†Farley. Instead of parties in Jersey City, the expectant mom may be chugging milk and attending prenatal Yoga classes. Not exactly the stuff that “Jersey Shore†gold is made of.
Snooki has already changed her tune from her earlier, wild days: She recently lost 20 pounds through healthy eating, exercise, and diet pills.
Polizzi’s rep told People magazine “no comment†on the story in the New York Post.
But a spokesperson for MTV did confirm to the publication that the show will go on: "Nicole and Jenni began filming last week and moved into their new digs with animal print furniture in tow. Things are going great thus far." No mention of whether the animal print décor includes a baby room.
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The question now becomes... who is the father?
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Or, more likely, what?
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But shes not married?
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Less snooki, more J-Wow
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 WHY ARE THEY LETTING THEM BREED?
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Dear god...they're multiplying!
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More importantly, what does Snooki say about American's?
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I don't believe it....no one would hit it without a roofie.
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I don't believe it....no one would hit it without a roofie.
yeah... lets see who claims it
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How do we know she's not just getting fatter?
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she makes $40,000 a week on her show
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Pregnant out of wedlock? Oh my...how shameful.
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oh a sperm dumpster got piled up im shocked
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Rumors for ratings.
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From the article... posted:
is expecting her first child with boyfriend Jionni LaValle
Reading comprehension fail for quite a few of you... 
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Jersey Shore procreating is scary.
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Cripes... it's breeding?
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Jersey Shore procreating is scary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxKjga305cY
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I'm going to say that the father is a blind person.
Without hands.
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Upon hearing this Santorum reversed his opposition to abortion
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IN my defense I was really really drunk and didn't think I would bust one.
Oops my bad
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Kanga_Roo posted:
Upon hearing this Santorum reversed his opposition to abortion
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From the article... posted:
is expecting her first child with boyfriend Jionni LaValle
Reading comprehension fail for quite a few of you...
more likely she broke into a sperm bank and used a turkey baster...
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Upon hearing this Santorum reversed his opposition to abortion
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-Mithan- posted:
More importantly, what does Snooki say about American's?
Not as much as your post count says about you.
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Snooki Snackhouse?
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yes. How many pro lifers are there that would be willing to over look this one ?
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Her due date is 12/21/2012.
Touché Mayans, Touché.
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Her due date is 12/21/2012.
Touché Mayans, Touché.
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The kid will probably look like Danny DeVito.
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The kid will probably look like Danny DeVito.
lol
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Someone better DNA test Frodo Baggins.
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actually I bet you could fit the whole Frodo Baggins up there. sombody needs to do a headcount on the midgets
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"If we could find my keys, we could drive out of here."
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I bet Willy Wonka will be happy. Oopma Loompas are hard to find.
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I bet Willy Wonka will be happy. Oopma Loompas are hard to find.
lol!
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