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Szerek 
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Subject: So, my wife bought some crackers at the store...
(not white people crackers, but Ritz crackers)

We opened the box last night and pulled out what should have been a sleeve full of crackers, but what was really a sleeve of crackers that was about 75 - 80% full.

Really, if those bastards are going to cut down on volume instead of raising prices to fudge with food inflation numbers at least they could make it less obvious by re-calibrating the machinery to make smaller sleeves.

What is next, a pound of chicken breast going to weigh up as 12.5 oz?

 

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Subject: So, my wife bought some crackers at the store...
False advertising for the size of breasts is criminal.

 

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You should show your wife what you wrote on my thread. I'm sure your wife would be proud of your mindset, eh Szerek (or is that Jimbo)?

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Szerek 
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_Gronk_ posted:


You should show your wife what you wrote on my thread. I'm sure your wife would be proud of your mindset, eh Szerek (or is that Jimbo)?

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Why would you believe my wife would care what I wrote on an internet message board?

I'M CERTAINLY NOT JIMBO!

 

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Szerek posted:

Why would you believe my wife would care what I wrote on an internet message board?

I'M CERTAINLY NOT JIMBO!


So you are scared to show your wife what twisted thoughts you write.

shame_on_you

Your message in my thread certainly sounds like Jimbo.

Szerek = Pedo and should be searched.

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