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Eager_Igraine 
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Subject: I'd Never Heard Of This Until Pharma Told Me They Had A Fix For It
Shift Work Sleep Disorder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shift_work_sleep_disorder

The good news is the drugs they offer don't even tend to kill people and 'may have' a hallucinogenic effect. I wonder if I can get this through my health insurance because I often feel tired and sometimes have trouble sleeping. I'm sure I'm just an undiagnosed sufferer of this recently discovered disorder.

And I definitely need a cure because apparently SWSD may cause cancer.

 

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There's been a drug available for it for years.

It's called "caffeine".

 

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Subject: I'd Never Heard Of This Until Pharma Told Me They Had A Fix For It
I've had one hour of sleep in the past 3 days. I just stay up until I fall asleep. No biggie. Think it's about due, getting a little tired.

 

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Subject: I'd Never Heard Of This Until Pharma Told Me They Had A Fix For It
ZigmundZag posted:
There's been a drug available for it for years.

It's called "caffeine".


Well sure, but now you can get both a diagnosis for a disorder and also a doctor prescribed drug that might have fun "side effects", don't you deserve proper medication?

 

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the bigger problem is dumbass people will run screaming to their doctors, and the doctors will be obligated to give them the drugs for fear of being sued

 

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Subject: I'd Never Heard Of This Until Pharma Told Me They Had A Fix For It
ZigmundZag posted:
There's been a drug available for it for years.

It's called "caffeine".


laugh Amen. Use it daily.

 

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