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Maybe after I can somehow safely break this off, I can fully process the insanity that is my life right now.
25 y/o virgin... Traditional korean family... met in a psych ward... And that's just the beginning.
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Two wrongs right away.
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Don't they specifically say that's a really bad idea to date someone you meet there?
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LOL Korean!
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LOL Korean!
That's not the bad part. The bad parts are virgin and psycho. If you are in a relationship it's probably wise that one of you is normal.
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She told me she'd literally wear a burka and be silent all day, she wants to marry me and have children. I've never had to be so mean in my life. I'm so baffled and intrigued at the same time. From a psychological point of view. Oh and she's the female christ - did I forget to mention that part?
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does she know where you live?
If not, fake your death on facebook and change your phone number.
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lol, afraid she does.
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Oh I forgot to mention I took her virginity - rofl
Edit: lol, this is how baffled I am about the situation right now I can't even have a proper delivery about it. I'm sure from someone else this would be considered a probable troll but yeah :/
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Korean, virgin, psych ward...... she's not the only one out of her mind.
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Korean, virgin, psych ward...... she's not the only one out of her mind.
NO KIDDING!
Unless this is a troll....YEESH MOFO...my condolences! 
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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Oh I forgot to mention I took her virginity - rofl
Edit: lol, this is how baffled I am about the situation right now I can't even have a proper delivery about it. I'm sure from someone else this would be considered a probable troll but yeah :/
If you were dumb enough to make that type of mistake, then you need to deal with the consequences.
My advice? Dump her to her face, take the heat and move on.
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I stretched my power of manipulation beyond my means.
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Pop her butt cherry, then dump her before she dumps on you
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that 3 words you never want to see together
insane
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Pop her butt cherry, then dump her before she dumps on you
I already did. I honestly did the trifecta of cherry busting.
I have been avoiding talking about this on here, but let's face it you guys deserve it lol
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Pop her butt cherry, then dump her before she dumps on you
before she dumps you into a body bag.
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Unarmed-Yarr posted:
Pop her butt cherry, then dump her before she dumps on you
I already did. I honestly did the trifecta of cherry busting.
I have been avoiding talking about this on here, but let's face it you guys deserve it lol
LOL!!!! Well played sir! 
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dumps you into the river
watch your back
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Unarmed-Yarr posted:
Pop her butt cherry, then dump her before she dumps on you
I already did. I honestly did the trifecta of cherry busting.
I have been avoiding talking about this on here, but let's face it you guys deserve it lol
you popped her three hole?
http://www.ign.com/videos/2010/03/11/ugly-americans-tv-clip-exclusive-clip-three-hole
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Unarmed-Yarr posted:
Pop her butt cherry, then dump her before she dumps on you
before she dumps you into a body bag.
Oh... F***. I hadn't even considered that. I've seen 'snapped' ... Ugh, thanks for giving me one more thing in this equation to stress out about. Tonight when I was talking about breaking it off she said why don't you just get it over with and f*** me then kill me. This is honestly still just the surface mind you, the depths of crazy I have been a witness to in the last... 3-4 weeks of a 'relationship,' is just... I just realized what stupidity really is. Being hypnotized by another persons stupidity.
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traditional Korean fathers and brothers don't take kindly to Americana white boys dragons deflowering theirs sweet daughters
i want to add mofo to my 2012 dead pool
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Korean father: what happened my sweet child?
Korean girl: he put it in my bum
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LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
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Marry her or go on the lam.
Only two options.
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I've used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on the wrong person.
I've made a huge mistake.
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FineYoungCannibals posted:
i want to add mofo to my 2012 dead pool
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I've used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on the wrong person.
I've made a huge mistake.
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For those of you unaware of the dennis system..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys
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DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
MoFoEskimo posted:
I've used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on the wrong person.
I've made a huge mistake.
I've always been more of a charlie, but I seriously feel like him in the clip I just posted right now. It's creepy watching it.
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I've always been more of a charlie, but I seriously feel like him in the clip I just posted right now. It's creepy watching it.
Ah...The Wildcard.
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The perfect description lol.. WILDCARD BABY! YEAH!
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I'm at the seperate entirely stage right now.
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I'm at the seperate entirely stage right now.
Yeah, good luck with that!
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Even for this AFC tends to requests pics. I see 0. Even if there's PM's, I would recommend to GTFO.
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She just texted me "Im here. I have arrived safely. Btw im proud of you. But im still gonna cheat on you. I love you. Good night."
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Pop her butt cherry, then dump her before she dumps on you
My monitor, you owe Boeing a new one.
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Even for this AFC tends to requests pics. I see 0. Even if there's PM's, I would recommend to GTFO.
AFC? that a new board?
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Sounds like a girl I'd be potentially interested in but probably would have some issues that would break it
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She just texted me "Im here. I have arrived safely. Btw im proud of you. But im still gonna cheat on you. I love you. Good night."
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Text her back, "How could you cheat on me? I thought you loved me. What a horrible person you are."
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Why is it that we don't know how big her tits are, yet?
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Reapist posted:
Two wrongs right away.
yeah I agree
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insane chick? isnt that redundant
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Dude.
Keep the openly crazy ones around, much easier to manipulate than they ones that don't know they are crazy yet. Could of had her working two jobs to buy you cool toys and thinking she was doing it so you could make a life together. For years you could have done this. Years.
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Dude.
Keep the openly crazy ones around, much easier to manipulate than they ones that don't know they are crazy yet. Could of had her working two jobs to buy you cool toys and thinking she was doing it so you could make a life together. For years you could have done this. Years.
Such an optimist.
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You two seem well-matched 
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File this one under "fiction".
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Most unbelievable part of this is that MoFo has a girlfriend. Fake and gay.
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lmao. Afraid it's all too real.
And whoever says I should keep her to have her work 2 jobs, she's offered to have me pimp her out..
I woke up from a 2 hour nap to 59!!! text messages.
I can't handle it, she is too much work.
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lmao. Afraid it's all too real.
And whoever says I should keep her to have her work 2 jobs, she's offered to have me pimp her out..
I woke up from a 2 hour nap to 59!!! text messages.
I can't handle it, she is too much work.
tell me more 
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59 texts in 2 hours? wtf? did you send her a text every moment you're awake so she's kept updated?
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Offer her food to knock off the shenanegans, it worked on Koreans once today.
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59 texts in 2 hours? wtf? did you send her a text every moment you're awake so she's kept updated?
Uh, I didn't say anything about me sending them
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So she just texts you and you never reply?
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I thought I had it bad when I slept with a girl after making it clear that I'm not looking for a girlfriend, and as I am about to leave she says "I love you"
Next day she sends me like 7 texts in 1-2 hours with varying degrees of crazy in them, didn't have my phone on me so that was a nice surprise.
GL MoFo, I can imagine how it is =/
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So she just texts you and you never reply?
So I have to repeat my entire post to you?
ONE TIME I WOKE UP AFTER A 2 HOUR NAP TO 59 TEXT MESSAGES.
I SLEPT FOR 2 HOURS.
WITHIN THAT 2 HOURS, SHE TEXTED ME 59 TIMES.
/RAGE QUIT
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So I have to repeat my entire post to you?
ONE TIME I WOKE UP AFTER A 2 HOUR NAP TO 59 TEXT MESSAGES.
I SLEPT FOR 2 HOURS.
WITHIN THAT 2 HOURS, SHE TEXTED ME 59 TIMES.
/RAGE QUIT
AMAZING
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You're dating Sydian?
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I've used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on the wrong person.
I've made a huge mistake.
lol
that really sucks...
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Yeah, there is no failsafe in the system for situations like these.
And Kah you are clearly not Kah because Kah loves me very much you hurtful, hurtful person!
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she's gonna lop your hog off when you sleep.
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Whats the D.e.n.n.i.s. system?
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For those of you unaware of the dennis system..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys
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Ptilk posted:
Dude.
Keep the openly crazy ones around, much easier to manipulate than they ones that don't know they are crazy yet. Could of had her working two jobs to buy you cool toys and thinking she was doing it so you could make a life together. For years you could have done this. Years.
wise words. willing slave might be something to milk for a little bit first.
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Ptilk posted:
Dude.
Keep the openly crazy ones around, much easier to manipulate than they ones that don't know they are crazy yet. Could of had her working two jobs to buy you cool toys and thinking she was doing it so you could make a life together. For years you could have done this. Years.
wise words. willing slave might be something to milk for a little bit first.
Why do you think I've strung her along this far? I may need my rent paid this month, I'm still unsure.
She's offered to leave all her money at my house... Or just flat out give me money, saying she'd have to pay a therapist for blah blah blah.. That I'm the only person she talks to and that she depends on me...
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Dude.
Keep the openly crazy ones around, much easier to manipulate than they ones that don't know they are crazy yet. Could of had her working two jobs to buy you cool toys and thinking she was doing it so you could make a life together. For years you could have done this. Years.
ooh, Master Level Playa
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You dont have any pets, do you...? Because if you piss her off you're going to come home and find Fluffy dead in your bed.
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I suggest you marry her and treat her well for the rest of your life. Don't back out now. You're in for life, or YOUR life might be in danger.
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I want details.
DETAILS.
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The sex must be AMAZING though.
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i would just kill myself, it's for the best
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The sex must be AMAZING though.
insane chick sex is crazy good
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WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN PICS?!
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sliyurs posted:
The sex must be AMAZING though.
insane chick sex is crazy good
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aon is under-rated, every now and then he posts something like this and it goes unnoticed
bravo fat nerd bravo
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