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sliyurs posted:
i don't know how this is related to this thread but i've wanted to tell
vn about it all day. i was working in the clinic today when a chick came
in with bacterial vaginosis. it's nasty, don't let it happen to you
(gives your vag a petri dish like appearance and creates a smell so
horrible that you think you're on a fishing wharf on the atlantic
ocean). anyways, i was trying to figure out how she came down with it.
there has to be a change in the natural flora of the vag for this to
happen so i asked the woman if she douched lately. she told me she
douched with Mr. Clean, ROFL. i had to excuse myself for a minute to
leave the room to laugh. what kind of idiot shoves mr clean up her vag
and pulls the sprayer? anyways, the moral of the story is mehy don't
douche with mr clean because you will come down with some nasty
infections that'll make your life miserable. i know it might be tempting
but seriously, don't.
I just thought this deserved its own thread.
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I shuddered when I read it.
Important safety tip. Thanks for sharing, because sharing is caring.
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didn't read.
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Well, it happens. When your VJJ and your butt hole are an inch apart, problems sometimes. Problems.
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old. then again you guys prolly don't read dt.
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Well, it happens. When your VJJ and your butt hole are an inch apart, problems sometimes. Problems.
...like confusing which hole the Mr Clean gets sprayed in? I mean...do you need a fresh lemony scent in that area?
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_Alexandra_ posted:
Well, it happens. When your VJJ and your butt hole are an inch apart, problems sometimes. Problems.
...like confusing which hole the Mr Clean gets sprayed in? I mean...do you need a fresh lemony scent in that area?
I would choose butt hole. Who doesn't want a fresh lemon scent when passing wind?
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Me. When I'm in the car. With my wife. BECAUSE SHE MUST SUFFER
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Me. When I'm in the car. With my wife. BECAUSE SHE MUST SUFFER
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its actually not uncommon at all, especially if you take a broad spectrum antibiotic for longer periods of time.
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
sliyurs posted:
i don't know how this is related to this thread but i've wanted to tell
vn about it all day. i was working in the clinic today when a chick came
in with bacterial vaginosis. it's nasty, don't let it happen to you
(gives your vag a petri dish like appearance and creates a smell so
horrible that you think you're on a fishing wharf on the atlantic
ocean). anyways, i was trying to figure out how she came down with it.
there has to be a change in the natural flora of the vag for this to
happen so i asked the woman if she douched lately. she told me she
douched with Mr. Clean, ROFL. i had to excuse myself for a minute to
leave the room to laugh. what kind of idiot shoves mr clean up her vag
and pulls the sprayer? anyways, the moral of the story is mehy don't
douche with mr clean because you will come down with some nasty
infections that'll make your life miserable. i know it might be tempting
but seriously, don't.
I just thought this deserved its own thread.
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Mr. Clean? Seriously!?!?! Did she think his Magic Eraser would restore her virginity, too?
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GrimTempest posted:
old. then again you guys prolly don't read dt.
Don't steal my thunder.
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The OB/GYNS I've talked to generally advise against douching at all with the commercial products. The alcohol and perfumes cause a lot of problems. I think infrequently douching with diluted vinegar was the treatment of choice...
Jezza_Belle posted:
its actually not uncommon at all, especially if you take a broad spectrum antibiotic for longer periods of time.
You're thinking of yeast infections.
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sliyurs posted:
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old. then again you guys prolly don't read dt.
Don't steal my thunder.
your thunder? you arent the source of this sliyurs dont steal credit.
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-Eps posted:
sliyurs posted:
GrimTempest posted:
old. then again you guys prolly don't read dt.
Don't steal my thunder.
your thunder? you arent the source of this sliyurs dont steal credit.
I know, Junren posted it.
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eps is 07, bro. he doesn't know who the op was.
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Silyurs.
Is always how I've spelled it even though it's Sli.
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Silyurs.
Is always how I've spelled it even though it's Sli.
Haha, you most definitely aren't the only one. I think it's pretty funny actually, something about the i and the l next to each other really throws peoples brains for a loop. But only when they are in the middle of the word.
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I wonder just how stupid a person has to be to stick a potentially lethal product in one of their orifices. Then again, there are lots of meth addicts and others. So I guess this isn't really all that different.
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eps is 07, bro. he doesn't know who the op was.
Inappropriate Word
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still didnt read.
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The OB/GYNS I've talked to generally advise against douching at all with the commercial products. The alcohol and perfumes cause a lot of problems. I think infrequently douching with diluted vinegar was the treatment of choice...
Jezza_Belle posted:
its actually not uncommon at all, especially if you take a broad spectrum antibiotic for longer periods of time.
You're thinking of yeast infections.
Can cause either one, both upset the balance in the vag.
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My penis will upset the balance of the vag! 
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My penis will upset the balance of the vag!
the web claims that intercourse is one of the causes... so you might not be wrong! BACTERIAL PENIS MONGER!
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I thought I was wrong once, turns out I was mistaken.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
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its actually not uncommon at all, especially if you take a broad spectrum antibiotic for longer periods of time.
You're thinking of yeast infections.
Can cause either one, both upset the balance in the vag.[/quote]
Yes, it upset the balance by killing off the bacteria. You don't get bacterial vaginosis by killing off the bacteria...
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change sliyurs' title to Mr Clean
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change sliyurs' title to Mr Clean
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Lynea posted:
Mr. Clean? Seriously!?!?! Did she think his Magic Eraser would restore her virginity, too?
One time I saw a pic in a skin mag that a man took of his wife. She had a cherry just inside the lips. It was titles Retread Pussy.
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deadcactus posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
its actually not uncommon at all, especially if you take a broad spectrum antibiotic for longer periods of time.
You're thinking of yeast infections.
Can cause either one, both upset the balance in the vag.
Yes, it upset the balance by killing off the bacteria. You don't get bacterial vaginosis by killing off the bacteria... [/quote]
not all bacteria is affected by all antibiotics, not to mention that some bacteria are stronger than others and can create an imbalance.
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Mr. Clean? Seriously!?!?! Did she think his Magic Eraser would restore her virginity, too?
That is signature worthy
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How do you expect me to read that?
Format it you POS!
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Worse than blue waffle?
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