Author Topic: Government Investigates Rancher
Reapist 
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 74,991
Registered: Dec 20, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 74,235
User ID: 559,475
Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

RANCHER: Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.


Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

GOVT AGENT: That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

RANCHER: That would be me.

 

-----signature-----
pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
Link to this post
winga 
Title: Canadian
Posts: 29,014
Registered: Apr 27, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 28,668
User ID: 91,955
Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
Heh

 

-----signature-----
Link to this post
Fozzie_Bear 
Posts: 48,479
Registered: Dec 20, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 47,515
User ID: 558,887
Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
HAHAHAHA! applause

 

-----signature-----
The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
Link to this post
Aerlinthian 
Posts: 66,222
Registered: May 7, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 65,491
User ID: 94,919
Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
Say, what happened here... You actually posted a funny joke. raised_brow

 

-----signature-----
(none)
Link to this post
Gaevren 
Title: Wat do?
Posts: 18,183
Registered: Sep 15, '04
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 17,906
User ID: 967,012
Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
LOL nice

 

-----signature-----
There are no automatic doors, just very polite ninjas
Link to this post
Sith_Mauler 
Posts: 24,642
Registered: Dec 21, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 24,438
User ID: 750,977
Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
thats actually one of your better fwd fwd fwd jokes.

 

-----signature-----
Well I ain't first class
But I ain't white trash
I'm wild and a little crazy too
I have seen a lot of things in my life time.
That is why I walk the line I walk.
Link to this post
Lanacan 
Title: Random, Crazy, Mental....
Posts: 23,360
Registered: Feb 19, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 23,026
User ID: 647,740
Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
Fozzie_Bear posted:
HAHAHAHA! applause

 

-----signature-----
(none)
Link to this post
Ah-Schoo 
Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness
Posts: 71,317
Registered: Aug 11, '00
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 68,974
User ID: 39,247
Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
Lanacan posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
HAHAHAHA! applause

 

-----signature-----
.
Opinion = fact. Anecdote = proof. Political label more important than either of those.
Welcome to ACF, where debate goes to die.
.
"fascist totalitarian secular progressive Zionist intellectually challenged Christian puppets." - Aerlinthina
Link to this post
Rhodoman 
Posts: 81,876
Registered: Jun 14, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 80,454
User ID: 154,069
Subject: Government Investigates Rancher
Nice.

Rho

 

-----signature-----
Rho is correct. - Varece
Venit hiems quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
Link to this post

Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Powered by PHP