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OMG shock

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LITTLETON, Colo. -- A 5-year-old girl is getting ready to undergo a battery of tests after she found a condom on her school playground and thought it was a balloon.

The condom was found in wood chips on the playground at Acres Green Elementary School in Littleton on Thursday.

"One of my daughter's friends brought it over to my daughter and gave it to her as a gift," the father told 7NEWS. "At that point, my daughter attempted to blow it up."
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After playing with the condom, the girl put it in her pocket.

"My concern is not knowing if it was used or not (and) my daughter putting it to her mouth," the father said.

We are not naming the father or girl to protect her.

"It scares me," the dad said. "This is the scariest thing I have ever been through in my life."

The girl is scheduled for a series of tests Monday to see if she contracted a disease.

7NEWS discovered the condom the girl found on the playground was not the only one.

"The school went out as soon as they found out about it and went through the playground and did find a few other items, condoms, out on the playground," said Randy Barber, spokesman for the Douglas County School District.

After 7NEWS started asking questions about the incident, the school decided to send home a letter to all parents at Acres Green.

7NEWS reporter Dayle Cedars asked if parents should be concerned.

"No, I feel like in that specific case , in that kindergarten class, they had three adults out there," said Barber.

But having three adults out on the playground and no one seeing the condoms or seeing the girl with the condom worries the girl's father even more.

"It's not something I ever thought I would deal with in my life or even conceive of dealing with," said the father. "It's real. It can happen, and I think parents need to step up and really take a stronger role in the grounds of the school and what is going on in the schools."


 

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Parenting 101: Don't put anything you found on the floor in your mouth.

 

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It's all fun and games until the blowback dumps a load in your throat.

 

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mommy, this balloon is salty

 

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lol hahaha

 

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Gross.

 

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Gross.

 

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yes, parents need to set up a school yard watch for after school hours.
i say the father should take the first week of nights!

 

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Kah_v2 posted:
Parenting 101: Don't put anything you found on the floor in your mouth.

That reminds me of that scene in Baby Mama: "Is that poo or chocolate? ... It's chocolate!"

"WHAT IF THAT HAD BEEN POO?!?!"

 

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*balloon.

 

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This is why I use Saran Wrap,

wrap it up

rip it off

stick it in

 

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Reapist posted:
It's all fun and games until the blowback dumps a load in your throat.



that is completely effing creepy Reapist


geeeeez

 

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AND WHAT AHOLE DISPOSES A USED CONDOM IN A KID'S SCHOOL PLAYGROUND.... SERIOUSLY!!!



angry

 

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AND WHAT AHOLE DISPOSES A USED CONDOM IN A KID'S SCHOOL PLAYGROUND.... SERIOUSLY!!!



angry


The same people who have sex on the playground equipment and write stupid crap all over it?

I believe that they are called... teenagers.

 

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AND WHAT AHOLE DISPOSES A USED CONDOM IN A KID'S SCHOOL PLAYGROUND.... SERIOUSLY!!!



angry


The same people who have sex on the playground equipment and write stupid crap all over it?

I believe that they are called... teenagers.


So you're OK with "teenagers" throwing their used condoms all over the playground at a elementary schools?



REALLY???

 

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Brandun posted:
Chogram posted:
Brandun posted:
AND WHAT AHOLE DISPOSES A USED CONDOM IN A KID'S SCHOOL PLAYGROUND.... SERIOUSLY!!!



angry


The same people who have sex on the playground equipment and write stupid crap all over it?

I believe that they are called... teenagers.


So you're OK with "teenagers" throwing their used condoms all over the playground at a elementary schools?



REALLY???


 

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Nah it would be better if they just got pregnant, dropped out of school, and lived on public assistane for the rest of their lives.

 

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yum, protein snack. Any sort of pathogens or viruses would be dead. Unless it was fresh. It could have been used by one of the other students.

 

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Nah it would be better if they just got pregnant, dropped out of school, and lived on public assistane for the rest of their lives.


well, that's the liberal way, right???

 

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ASSISTANE!!!!!!!

 

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Nah it would be better if they just got pregnant, dropped out of school, and lived on public assistane for the rest of their lives.


well, that's the liberal way, right???


Condoms deny the right of my sperm to life, this murder must stop.

 

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Brandun posted:
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Nah it would be better if they just got pregnant, dropped out of school, and lived on public assistane for the rest of their lives.


well, that's the liberal way, right???


Condoms deny the right of my sperm to life, this murder must stop.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

 

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