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Subject: What surprised you most after becoming a parent?
Just curious happy


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How bad I want to put them back up there sometimes!!!

 

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How much they eat, shes like a bottomless pit.

 

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How much other assholes want to tell you exactly how to do things and not just offer suggestions.

 

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Reapist posted:
How much other assholes want to tell you exactly how to do things and not just offer suggestions.





You should rephrase that with a better tone!








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Subject: What surprised you most after becoming a parent?
I guess realizing that they really do have their own personalities very early on.

Mostly I can't wait to see how they end up being when they are grown up. Not because I want to get rid of them, but because it will be fascinating to know that I had a hand in helping them get to wherever they end up.

 

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How easy it was for me, bad stuff and all. happy

 

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Reapist posted:
How much other assholes want to tell you exactly how to do things and not just offer suggestions.



Really not their fault you're doing it wrong.

 

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The fact that i really am as strict as i told every one i would be. you know how you say when im a parent i will never let my kids________ and all kinds of people say " oh its different when its your own kids" bull sh** i make my kids do all the thing i ever said i would

 

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How despite living in the same house, eating the same food, watching the same tv shows, reading the same books, going to the same schools with the same teachers and even wearing the same clothes ... how many differences exist between 2 boys.

Nature has a definite hand in the way people are despite the amount of nuturing that occur



 

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It surprises me that I have no urge to have any children, ever. That's kinda abnormal...

 

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Subject: What surprised you most after becoming a parent?
ikkoikki posted:
It surprises me that I have no urge to have any children, ever. That's kinda abnormal...


Feel pretty much the same way. Not sure if it changes as you age.

 

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Having children is too scary, there's all sorts of things that can go wrong....

 

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Brother_Tempus posted:
How despite living in the same house, eating the same food, watching the same tv shows, reading the same books, going to the same schools with the same teachers and even wearing the same clothes ... how many differences exist between 2 boys.

Nature has a definite hand in the way people are despite the amount of nuturing that occur







So very true! I was happy that my children were both boys...as I may have written some of the differences off to gender if one had been a girl. Truly...


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How much of a difference two extra stitches I asked the doctor make, actually felt.

 

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Subject: What surprised you most after becoming a parent?
that it is easy, and fun (most of the time)

 

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How hard it is not to act like my parents. Convinced I would not have a temper like my dad did and I don't not that my kids would know anyhow, but only because I fight it tooth and nail.

 

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How different step children are than having your own to raise from a baby. I realized after raising our child that I never really felt like a 'mother' to my stepchildren because they already had a mother in their life. With our child, I can't believe the amount of pure love I have for her and how truly connected we both are. She is everything to me.

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How much someone who knows nothing can teach you.

 

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aon_mixed posted:
that it is easy, and fun (most of the time)



this

it's fine most of the time

and when it's not, we deal with it and move back to the easy in short order





 

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How retarded kids are.

 

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Subject: What surprised you most after becoming a parent?
I'm not technically a parent but I've dated multiple women with children (Who does that?!) and it astounded me how much different they act/behave around responsible adults versus immature/disrespectful "parents."

I remember one instance when I came home from work and my (non) son asked me how was work. And he was actually curious and wanted to know. Not just being polite. I just stood there going shock I had never seen him ask that to anyone else, ever. (He was 3 at the time.)

 

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How retarded kids are.

I laughed.

 

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kids believe everything

 

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I'm a parent? That IS surprising.

 

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How much someone who knows nothing can teach you.


This.

 

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_Alexandra_ posted:
-Prismatic- posted:
How much someone who knows nothing can teach you.


This.


Indeed!

 

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How much I would ever enjoy a nap.

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laugh

 

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I love that pic

 

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How intelligent they are, even at 1 or 2 years old.

 

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TickyAtack posted:
Reapist posted:
How much other assholes want to tell you exactly how to do things and not just offer suggestions.



Really not their fault you're doing it wrong.

 

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After looking back on my childless days how selfish it seems and wtf did i spend my time on?

 

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Kriegprojekt posted:
How intelligent they are, even at 1 or 2 years old.


This too, its amazing watching her figure stuff out. You can see the wheels spinning and the determination when they want to learn to do something on their own.

 

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how much love a person is capable of.

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
how much love a person is capable of.

You stole my answer.

I had no idea I could love another human being so completely and unconditionally.

 

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Lynea posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
how much love a person is capable of.

You stole my answer.

I had no idea I could love another human being so completely and unconditionally.



this.. am I can be a cold mother fooker.

I'd love to read their minds as they're figuring stuff out for the first time.



 

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How much of a difference two extra stitches I asked the doctor make, actually felt.



You've got be trolling/kidding, right? Extra stitches don't do a damn thing.

To answer, what surprised me the most is that you can tell someone something about a thousand times, but when you ask them that same thing just one more time they still stare at you with this completely blank expression on their face as though this was the very first time you ever asked.

Oh, and I found out that I am incredibly stupid and ignorant about a great many things -- well well well! Was I ever surprised to learn that about myself!!

 

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Kriegprojekt posted:
How intelligent they are, even at 1 or 2 years old.

now apply that fact to the knowledge that pigs have the intelligence of a 3 year old human. shock

 

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How much joy I got out of "outsmarting" a 4 year old.

She is 24 now. I still get a kick out of making her feel stupid.

 

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