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His people are weak compared to the West and the East!

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You do realize that Allah/Yahweh/Jehovah are all the same God don't you?

 

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Only the ignorant think what you say is true

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Allah might be weak but he grants you 72 virgins - he's a lover not a fighter.

 

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Mormons get a whole planet full of women so thats better

Christians get no sex at all in the afterlife and their bodies are sexless like angels

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they get a whole planet of women? Someone should go convert the muslims to mormonism.

 

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ya a whole planet. This is what high mormonism teaches. They just dont tell the secrets to the average people.

Sounds like a good deal to me. The man must be really tired all the time in a Mormon heaven

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Theys should tell people that secret - more people would join their cult.

 

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Forwarding this thread and Bonk's pic to Washington Mosques!~

 

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__Bonk__ posted:
Only the ignorant think what you say is true

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Same god three different tribes of dumb asses who disagree on the proper way to delude themselves.

 

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Same name different god for each

Same with Mormons. Same names different definitions.

Only the ignorant are fooled

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Same name different god for each

Same with Mormons. Same names different definitions.

Only the ignorant are fooled

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More or less the same books and god but different languages, different interpretations.

Just the same amount of retardation, ignorance and lies.. There is a reason these three religions are slapped together, they worship the same delusion in different ways.

 

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Each has a different definition of God and each adds something new which trumps the previous religious documents and believes.

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__Bonk__ posted:
Each has a different definition of God and each adds something new which trumps the previous religious documents and believes.

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It's the same god he just tires of which chosen people to play with.

It's all just stupid delusional people re-newing of adapting what earlier stupid people has plagiarized. It's the same god and the same religion, just with a cultural twist.

 

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Oh look this thread again.

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Allah is a combination of the local diety the arabs in the region worshipped plus the God of Judeism and Christianty, mostly Judeism

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Allah is a combination of the local diety the arabs in the region worshipped plus the God of Judeism and Christianty, mostly Judeism

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Ie: it's the same as Christianity since Christianity is just judaism with some addons... Same god same idiocy.

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

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Its not the same god at all. He has more characteristics of their local deity than the Christian or Judaic God.

This is a fact

You know now languages evolve over time? That is how religions evolve too. They start out with a common religion like the Romance languages and evolve into separate languages over time

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Religions don't evolve, they degrade.

same god, same lunacy.. no difference.

 

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They do evolve and change over time and become new religions. Judeism is much different now than it was before the Romans destroyed the Jewish temple. It evolved.

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I am SO totally tempted to cross-link this post from some pro-Islamic forum and watch them come flooding in here to cleanse you all...

 

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We have Garth to protect us from the Islamic horde!

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Garthy?

Yyyyyeahhh... I'm thinking that's not gonna do it...

 

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I am SO totally tempted to cross-link this post from some pro-Islamic forum and watch them come flooding in here to cleanse you all...




I double dog dare you!

 

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My cat once garthed all over my rug sick


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Nah. It would probably destroy this board, if we did it from 6 or 8 really fanatic sites.

We wouldn't need to fly the board into the sun. It would go up in a glorious blazing pyre of fundamentalist jihad...







 

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__Bonk__ posted:
Same name different god for each

Same with Mormons. Same names different definitions.

Only the ignorant are fooled

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It's the same God, just with different names... Sheesh if you are going to mock the religious at least do it accurately...

 

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Allah might be weak but he grants you 72 virgins - he's a lover not a fighter.


[image=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S7ddl1tGg4]

 

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Eradiani posted:
eodoll posted:
Allah might be weak but he grants you 72 virgins - he's a lover not a fighter.


[image=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S7ddl1tGg4]
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They will let anyone be a mod these days...

 

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Mods are overrated!

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reesescups posted:
Eradiani posted:
eodoll posted:
Allah might be weak but he grants you 72 virgins - he's a lover not a fighter.


[image=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S7ddl1tGg4]
Image linking a YouTube video....


They will let anyone be a mod these days...


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__Bonk__ posted:
Its not the same god at all. He has more characteristics of their local deity than the Christian or Judaic God.


Hahaha it's so funny to watch Bonk talk completely out of his ass.

Inb4 Bonk repeats the same thing 5x more times to show he's right laugh

 

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The name was previously used by pagan Meccans as a reference to a creator deity, possibly the supreme deity in pre-Islamic Arabia.[11][12] The concepts associated with the term Allah (as a deity) differ among religious traditions. In pre-Islamic Arabia amongst pagan Arabs, Allah was not considered the sole divinity, having associates and companions, sons and daughters–a concept that was deleted under the process of Islamization. In Islam, the name Allah is the supreme and all-comprehensive divine name, and all other divine names are believed to refer back to Allah.[13] Allah is unique, the only Deity, creator of the universe and omnipotent.[5][6] Arab Christians today use terms such as Allah al-?Ab (???? ????, "God the Father") to distinguish their usage from Muslim usage.[14] There are both similarities and differences between the concept of God as portrayed in the Qur'an and the Hebrew Bible.[15] It has also been applied to certain living human beings as personifications of the term and concept.[16][17]
Unicode has a codepoint reserved for Allah, ? = U+FDF2.[18] Many Arabic type fonts feature special ligatures for Allah.[19]
Usage in Arabic


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So the thing you quoted says "allah" just means "God" in arabic, which is why Arab christians use a slightly different term. Grats Bonk! doh!

 

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So the thing you quoted says "allah" just means "God" in arabic, which is why Arab christians use a slightly different term. Grats Bonk! doh!


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It's the same god.

I thought this was universally accepted?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrahamic_religions

 

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You obviously didnt read it very carefully Yuki.

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lol sigh.. I was doing multiple things at the time.. was going to do a picture of just the last image you see in that youtube video..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S7ddl1tGg4

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Yukishiro1 posted:
So the thing you quoted says "allah" just means "God" in arabic, which is why Arab christians use a slightly different term. Grats Bonk! doh!


laugh


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Allah might be weak but he grants you 72 virgins - he's a lover not a fighter.
Yet nowhere does it guarantee those virgins will be women. shock laugh

 

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Allah might be weak but he grants you 72 virgins - he's a lover not a fighter.
Yet nowhere does it guarantee those virgins will be women. shock laugh
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Allah might be weak but he grants you 72 virgins - he's a lover not a fighter.
Yet nowhere does it guarantee those virgins will be women. shock laugh


shock

Imagine the epic troll..

 

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