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Topic says it all.
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setup the super powers to attack one another and exhaust their resources and then coming in and looking like a savior.
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/\ that's a good scenario.
Though, it also depends on if they need our natural resources. If they need water, they don't wanna go irradiating it with a nuclear fallout.
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They just show up and say:
Free food, cable TV, interweb, and health care for everyone...if you kill those idiots who are leading you now and and let us take over. We wont change a thing, except give you that stuff.
The end.
PS. Three weeks later, with all world "leaders" dead and everyone very happy about it, they start eating 1,000 people a day at random. No one cares, hell, it's a better system than we had before.
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Engineered biological weapons would be a quick and thorough way to kill most of the planet's human population.
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Ptilk posted:
They just show up and say:
Free food, cable TV, interweb, and health care for everyone...if you kill those idiots who are leading you now and and let us take over. We wont change a thing, except give you that stuff.
The end.
PS. Three weeks later, with all world "leaders" dead and everyone very happy about it, they start eating 1,000 people a day at random. No one cares, hell, it's a better system than we had before.
as long as they're eating the elderly, I don't care.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
Ptilk posted:
They just show up and say:
Free food, cable TV, interweb, and health care for everyone...if you kill those idiots who are leading you now and and let us take over. We wont change a thing, except give you that stuff.
The end.
PS. Three weeks later, with all world "leaders" dead and everyone very happy about it, they start eating 1,000 people a day at random. No one cares, hell, it's a better system than we had before.
as long as they're eating the elderly, I don't care.
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Through mind control of a select few humans.
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I'm pretty sure they would be looking for the best tasting people, so probably mostly 20-30's (Prime of life, but before the toxins they ingest daily have time to flavor the meat) with the rest toddlers for the veal factor.
Might occasionally throw in some geezers to make stock or something I guess.
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Ptilk posted:
I'm pretty sure they would be looking for the best tasting people, so probably mostly 20-30's (Prime of life, but before the toxins they ingest daily have time to flavor the meat) with the rest toddlers for the veal factor.
Might occasionally throw in some geezers to make stock or something I guess.
maybe they like their meat stringy.
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That would be a very bad thing for me. 
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Ptilk posted:
I'm pretty sure they would be looking for the best tasting people, so probably mostly 20-30's (Prime of life, but before the toxins they ingest daily have time to flavor the meat) with the rest toddlers for the veal factor.
Might occasionally throw in some geezers to make stock or something I guess.
wow...and you think that you have seen every type of post on the VN's and this pops up...lol
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Easy. First, built a better firewall in their computer network system so we can't drop their shields with some silly virus. Then, just go Armageddon on us as we'd have no way to truly fight back -- after they have established air superiority it's just a matter of time before they take over every country and/or city.
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In the end, any alien race would just wait us out. If they traveled that far to get here, they are WAY more tech inclined than us, and probably have a periodic table double ours...
What they have at their fingertips must make us look like cavemen with our Ipads and such.
They'd probably just look at this planet and throw their hands up...
"LOL, these bi-pedal humanoids....hey Jim, let's come back in about 200 years...we'll fix the planet then start the new colony."
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They take over China and own everything else economically. It's an ADVANCED species so they would use the method of least resistance.
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Ptilk posted:
They just show up and say:
Free food, cable TV, interweb, and health care for everyone...if you kill those idiots who are leading you now and and let us take over. We wont change a thing, except give you that stuff.
The end.
PS. Three weeks later, with all world "leaders" dead and everyone very happy about it, they start eating 1,000 people a day at random. No one cares, hell, it's a better system than we had before.
If its only 1000 people a day, then its not bad actually, provided it is random. That is far less than die now due to the corruption our system brings.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
Ptilk posted:
They just show up and say:
Free food, cable TV, interweb, and health care for everyone...if you kill those idiots who are leading you now and and let us take over. We wont change a thing, except give you that stuff.
The end.
PS. Three weeks later, with all world "leaders" dead and everyone very happy about it, they start eating 1,000 people a day at random. No one cares, hell, it's a better system than we had before.
as long as they're eating the elderly, I don't care.
pfffthhhhhhhhhh
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