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My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.
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"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"
Being the kind hearted man that I am, I thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her."
So we walked past it again.
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Oh you.
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shouldnt that be
"so I walked her past it again"
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actually that was me, I farted.
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Really (not) clever.
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Reapist
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She thought it was funny.
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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REPOST FROM YOUR FB 
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
REPOST FROM YOUR FB
aha!
you are a cross posting spammer!
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Are you DadBoner on twitter?
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Ban him
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OG_Loki posted:
Are you DadBoner on twitter?
Why yes,yes I am.
And no, I'm not really. I don't have a twitter account.
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
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/bans reap on fb
there!
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You seem exactly like dadboner wish someone else knew who he is so I can get some back up.
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Some DadBoner tweets. Reminds me of Reapist and Cumbat Mage. Inadvertently racist, kind of a redneck and a chauvinist.
Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Ken says it's Jeremy "Lin," not "Rin." I TOLD Dave he was wrong about how to pronounce it. Been sayin it all day. Feel like a racist jerk.
8h Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
My son plays most of his sports on Nintendo. Wonder if that's where Jeremy Rin got his smooth moves? Could be the next training craze.
8h Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Who knows what other orientals are out there with sports talents? Gotta be open minded. Remember when blacks couldn't play baseball? So sad.
8h Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
I'd sure like to see a corncob like Kobe start crap with Jeremy Rin on the court. He show 'em some kung fu moves from the Chinatown streets.
8h Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
They gotta make a movie about Jeremy Rin. Have Jackie Chan play him with Chris Tucker as his bozo buddy. Could be hilarious WITH a message.
8h Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Got really inspired by that oriental hoops player. Guess he came outta nowhere from bein a deliver driver or something. Who knows?
8h Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Got up early today. Took a 45 minute shower nap. Combines sleepin in with gettin up & at 'em. If you take a whizz too it's triple tasking.
8h Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
, you guys.
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
The works, full spread. Makin' another batch of Margs. Important. I can do it if I set my mind to the celebraish. So bold, bold flavors...
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
...like I'm losin' my grip. Gotta hold on kitty cat. Gotta write to remember. Cold ones to forget. Gonna kickass tomorrow. Get in shape.
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
...it's just not fair how many holidays have been lately. I gotta try harder. It's too much stress. But I can't miss out. I just feel...
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
...I had too many 'cause I woke up in my car at B-Dubs with it running. Missed another half day of work. Gotta figure some things out.
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
...push. That's when I found out it was National Marg Day. I've been a Top Shelf Marg man from way back, so I had to get it on. Guess...
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Went to BW3's 'cause I go their for Wing Wednesday. It's a special day I made up to help get me through the week with a little...
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Gotta get back on track after the holidays. Goin for salad & SIX mango habs for Wing Weds lunch. Alpha males sense when it's time to bod up.
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22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Spent all night pukin my guts out. It's a Fat Tuesday tradish to honor the French Quarter which is basically a toilet/bar. Real convenient.
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Couldn't go back to work. Barfed in 7-11 goin for my 7th Slurp. Destroyed the nacho department. Was asked to leave. Was leavin anyway, Tito!
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Couldn't find beads, but I told some babes they could try on my chain for a sec in exchange for a beefer flash. Said no. Too cold I guess.
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
7-11 didn't have any paczki's, so I just loaded up on GO-GO Taquitos. They're full of meat, cheese, and awesome. Musta ate a thousand.
22 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Over did it yesterday. Drank 6 Slurpees with trunk liquor in the 7-11 parking lot. Fat Tuesday is all about showin respect to New Orleans.
21 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Can't stop barfing. Feel so weak, you guys.
21 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Screw it. Goin out for beads, paczki's, and a trunk liquor Slurpee. I'm pretty much the #1 partier at work. Gotta be responsible, you guys.
21 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Sick of this. I'm just too busy these days to remember every holiday. Work didn't even remind us on Friday. They're so inconsiderate.
21 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Forgot today was Fat Tuesday. Didn't wear beads or get paczkis. Really blew it. It's only once a year! Hate missin out. Need to be involved.
21 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Feelin' REAL bad. Jim Beam & Squirt was goin' down too smooth. Slept on the kitchen floor. Neck's all pinched up. Hard to move and think.
21 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Hurtin' real bad today. President's day was a rough one. I bet Barry O. just wants to die. He probably went hardest for the celebraish.
20 Feb Karl Welzein Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Dave jsut said he's prbably better at basketball than me, he's stupid gonna wanna punch is faec!
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Reapist, I'm sorry but Sizzler is not swanky.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
Reapist, I'm sorry but Sizzler is not swanky.
Lol.
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Sorry Loki, that jackwagon is nothing like me. Maybe like your idea of me, but not like me.
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he is a lot like you.
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First sign of a lie, "I walked.."
 Oh you!
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regulator_cracka posted:
First sign of a lie, "I walked.."
Oh you!
LOL yeah. You should know it's not me right there.
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Oh you!
* Did she push you in the republican chair? 
Or is that Hyper?
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Was is it Applebee's?
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Furr's Cafeteria!
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Reapist
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That was a joke about Furr's, but the funny thing is, it was one of my wife's favorite places to eat...odd as it sounds. And, I see they've changed their name a little bit.
http://www.furrs.net/
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