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Anebriated 
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Subject: sometimes i'm afraid of having my own child...
i mean how do you lie to your own kid? what if they ask me about a crazy homeless guy? i can't just say well he's crazy and leave it at that because then my kid will grow up to be one of the ignorant masses. nope, i'll have to tell the kid all about crazy. "They have a disease like any other except it's their brain and their mind has turned on them. your waking life is a symphony of brain processes and any one of them can go wrong. you can lose your consciousness in bits and pieces or have it horribly warped." if my kid if religious i might say that jesus hit the guy in the head with a hammer and society kicked him in the balls shortly thereafter. then they'll grow up jaded just like me.

 

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We all are afraid of you reproducing!

 

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Subject: sometimes i'm afraid of having my own child...
regulator_cracka posted:
We all are afraid of you reproducing!


this

 

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Subject: sometimes i'm afraid of having my own child...
It's pretty easy, just don't have kids.

 

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Subject: sometimes i'm afraid of having my own child...
Brother_Tempus posted:
regulator_cracka posted:
We all are afraid of you reproducing!


this


Concur.

 

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TheUnholyGhost posted:
Brother_Tempus posted:
regulator_cracka posted:
We all are afraid of you reproducing!


this


Concur.


Moar concur.

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
It's pretty easy, just don't have kids.



This.

 

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Subject: sometimes i'm afraid of having my own child...
JD_HOGG posted:
TheUnholyGhost posted:
Brother_Tempus posted:
[quote=regulator_cracka]We all are afraid of you reproducing!


this


Concur.


Moar concur. [/quote]
Concurest!

 

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Anebriated posted:
i mean how do you lie to your own kid?


Easy, thanks to them being gullible, you dont have to lead them on as much.

 

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Subject: sometimes i'm afraid of having my own child...
the other day i was getting sushi with my friends and a guy who had a stroke. the guy has a desperate aphasia - he knows what he wants to say but can't always produce the word. he has a slight slur, little use of his right hand, a limp that spares his right leg. most people give him weird looks cuz they have no idea what to make of him. their stigma nearly sickens me before I realize that it's not their fault they are ignorant.

 

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This thread makes me wonder what B_T tells his kids about Ron Paul's late-night visits.

 

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This thread makes me wonder what B_T tells his kids about Ron Paul's late-night visits.


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winga posted:
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[quote=Brother_Tempus][quote=regulator_cracka]We all are afraid of you reproducing!


this


Concur.


Moar concur. [/quote]
Concurest![/quote]


ur all scared my kid will beat up your kids nerd

 

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I made mine by choice, he's awesome.

 

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Trunks-san_MT posted:
I made mine by choice, he's awesome.



hey trunks! have you enrolled your kid in MMA classes yet? i would have my kid starting right after potty training. all the other kids won't stand a chance.

 

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He's not that awesome :[

 

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he's going to be a passionate, passionate man.

 

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It's not that hard to teach your kids anything and everything around you. Hell, I've taught my kid about mental illness, obesity, stuff like that. Just make it simple and explain stuff, they'll figure it out. Then they ask questions, which allows you to fine-tune how they feel about different things.

 

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musn't you shield them from the horrors? the horrors?!

 

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Anebriated posted:
he's going to be a passionate, passionate man.




Oooh! A Glee club member. Oh my.



 

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can't believe you went there. too far. glee? sick consider me trolled.

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
Anebriated posted:
he's going to be a passionate, passionate man.




Oooh! A Glee club member. Oh my.






I have my own twin!

 

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myxomatosis8 posted:
It's not that hard to teach your kids anything and everything around you. Hell, I've taught my kid about mental illness, obesity, stuff like that. Just make it simple and explain stuff, they'll figure it out. Then they ask questions, which allows you to fine-tune how they feel about different things.


This just make sure not to pass on your ignorance to them if you dont know that answer dont make it up look it up on ACF and then tell them thats what i do

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
regulator_cracka posted:
Anebriated posted:
he's going to be a passionate, passionate man.




Oooh! A Glee club member. Oh my.






I have my own twin!




You were in Glee club? Really not a shocker.

 

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winga posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
TheUnholyGhost posted:
[quote=Brother_Tempus][quote=regulator_cracka]We all are afraid of you reproducing!


this


Concur.


Moar concur. [/quote]
Concurest![/quote]

yeap

 

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myxomatosis8 posted:
It's not that hard to teach your kids anything and everything around you. Hell, I've taught my kid about mental illness, obesity, stuff like that. Just make it simple and explain stuff, they'll figure it out. Then they ask questions, which allows you to fine-tune how they feel about different things.


I buy them books. Lots of books.

 

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