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of Get Down
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
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What is this nonsense?
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oh i dunno its just a name i heard, think he posts on vn anonymously or something
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someone is cautiously avoiding this post
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theres a certain someone that plays this character in game (or so i'm told) that refuses to give his identity away
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Simon fretter?
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XeXy_SainT__ posted:
Simon fretter?
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I thought it was widely agreed that Simon was in TCM?
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not true, apparently
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Annnnndddddd..
The cat is out of the bag.
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really want simon to post on this thread, if i had to guess he'll just pretend that he doesn't care, despite trying to hide who he is so very very hard
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just casually ignoring it
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lol Alright so someone ingame has told me that i was mentioned on the boards so i came and took a look and lo and behold i see my name is mentioned here. just stating for the record I AM NOT "simon fretter"... my guild will vouch for me and if you want proof you can check my post history and/or feel free to contact me in game and i will prove to you that i am the owner of gnostic mag and the bot "lost goods".
so there is my proof, please present yours. thanks
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_Swordz_ posted:
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
ask that guy
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lol Alright so someone ingame has told me that i was mentioned on the boards so i came and took a look and lo and behold i see my name is mentioned here. just stating for the record I AM NOT "simon fretter"... my guild will vouch for me and if you want proof you can check my post history and/or feel free to contact me in game and i will prove to you that i am the owner of gnostic mag and the bot "lost goods".
so there is my proof, please present yours. thanks
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Nonsense. I have no idea about Gnostic Mag, but I can assure you Simon Fretter is in Ruthless, not TCM or Get Down.
Many of you have claimed he is Red Player or Darklord. He is not Red Player. Nor is he Darklord. Simon Fretter is Simon Fretter. It is time to put these rumours to rest once and for all. Simon Fretter is an exchange student
originally from Gothenburg, Sweden. He is 24 years old, blonde, green-eyed, 5 foot 11, and weighs approximately 125 pounds. He has the pronounced high cheekbones of a rarified Swede with undiluted blood coursing through his
veins and family tree. He is not descended of mongrel stock!
When Simon was 12 his father Pehr left Sweden for Canada to work in the government because employment prospects were better over there at the time. Simon and his mother Maria remained behind in Sweden. The Fretters
are a wealthy family and young Simon was sent to an exclusive preperatory school where he learned Latin, French, Spanish, and Mathematics. When he was 19 he immigrated to the United States and enrolled at Princeton
as part of an exchange student program. He lived with an American host family in New Jersey, while their son moved to Sweden to live with Maria.
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I've done a trade with Simon_Fretter so I know who he is, but I'm not telling.
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KLaw_of_Blackarrow posted:
Nonsense. I have no idea about Gnostic Mag, but I can assure you Simon Fretter is in Ruthless, not TCM or Get Down.
Many of you have claimed he is Red Player or Darklord. He is not Red Player. Nor is he Darklord. Simon Fretter is Simon Fretter. It is time to put these rumours to rest once and for all. Simon Fretter is an exchange student
originally from Gothenburg, Sweden. He is 24 years old, blonde, green-eyed, 5 foot 11, and weighs approximately 125 pounds. He has the pronounced high cheekbones of a rarified Swede with undiluted blood coursing through his
veins and family tree. He is not descended of mongrel stock!
When Simon was 12 his father Pehr left Sweden for Canada to work in the government because employment prospects were better over there at the time. Simon and his mother Maria remained behind in Sweden. The Fretters
are a wealthy family and young Simon was sent to an exclusive preperatory school where he learned Latin, French, Spanish, and Mathematics. When he was 19 he immigrated to the United States and enrolled at Princeton
as part of an exchange student program. He lived with an American host family in New Jersey, while their son moved to Sweden to live with Maria.
This made me melt. Only another black arrow could truly ever understand me.
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Dread_Og posted:
I've done a trade with Simon_Fretter so I know who he is, but I'm not telling.
A true knight. Your honor has been noted.
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KLaw_of_Blackarrow posted:
Nonsense. I have no idea about Gnostic Mag, but I can assure you Simon Fretter is in Ruthless, not TCM or Get Down.
Many of you have claimed he is Red Player or Darklord. He is not Red Player. Nor is he Darklord. Simon Fretter is Simon Fretter. It is time to put these rumours to rest once and for all. Simon Fretter is an exchange student
originally from Gothenburg, Sweden. He is 24 years old, blonde, green-eyed, 5 foot 11, and weighs approximately 125 pounds. He has the pronounced high cheekbones of a rarified Swede with undiluted blood coursing through his
veins and family tree. He is not descended of mongrel stock!
When Simon was 12 his father Pehr left Sweden for Canada to work in the government because employment prospects were better over there at the time. Simon and his mother Maria remained behind in Sweden. The Fretters
are a wealthy family and young Simon was sent to an exclusive preperatory school where he learned Latin, French, Spanish, and Mathematics. When he was 19 he immigrated to the United States and enrolled at Princeton
as part of an exchange student program. He lived with an American host family in New Jersey, while their son moved to Sweden to live with Maria.
This made me melt. Only another black arrow could truly ever understand me.
IT'S FUN TO START YOUR POST WITH RETARDEDNESS
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Simon_Fretter posted:
This made me melt. Only another black arrow could truly ever understand me.
Indeed! I throw up the dubs to you as well sir!
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IT'S FUN TO START YOUR POST WITH RETARDEDNESS
I am not up to date with whatever host clan Ruthless happens to have attached itself to at the moment. It is immaterial and irrelevant. Do not be fooled sir. They are all Ruthless for life regardless of whatever temporal expediency they happen throw your way at any given time. Simon will abide by the edicts of his host commander and whatever customs they follow. But if push comes to shove you best believe he is in Punisher's corner. It is in that sense that you must interpret my words, which are true.
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Morde_ posted:
I thought it was widely agreed that Simon was in TCM?
I could have sworn he is in Get Down, he seems to defend Get Downs on many of the threads about them.
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swordz got some splainin to do
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ParkBench posted:
swordz got some splainin to do
He's not quite as wizardly as we had hoped.
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fail thread
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FreestyleDT posted:
fail thread
Shut, UP. Don't be mean to me.
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FreestyleDT posted:
fail thread
be quiet
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FreestyleDT posted:
fail thread
Shut the fuck up!
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nah, swordz just lied to me, im gonna ream his burrhole now
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also to be fair, 2 accounts with like 10 posts telling me they're gnostic mag doesn't really prove all that much
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Simon went into panic mode.
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When he first entered Princeton he was majoring in law with a 4.00 GPA and a clean mind uncontaminated by drug and drink. Sadly, his life was to take a drastic turn for the worse. He had been inducted into the Cap
and Gown fraternity, which is done by invitation only, by a fellow student who was very impressed by his manners. Gradually he was corrupted by their ways. The strangeness all started with their induction ceremony.
They ate a grand dinner with wine. Unbeknownst to Simon, the wine was spiked with a hypnotic.
Simon and eleven other inductees were then led into an underground chamber dimly lit by torches. They were ordered to lie down in some coffins which had been arranged in a circle and told to masturbate?? They were
also ordered to confess their personal secrets to the fraternity's leaders who were dressed in black robes with white skeletal frames painted on them. This ran counter to everything that he instinctually knew was
right, but under the strong influence of the wine, he ended up complying! Supposedly there is photographic evidence of that night still locked away in the archives of Cap and Gown.
After this ceremony, Simon was not the same person. He gradually drifted further and further into degradation and filth. He moved out of the exchange student home with his adoptive family and into a single
occupancy dorm room in Princeton's notorious "1915 Hall". This residential hall is known colloquially amongst the student body as "420 Hall" because of the omnipresent marijuana vapors one finds drifting from
underneath the door jambs! He started going to frat parties every weekend. He began to watch pornography, curse profusely, smoke marlboro reds, drink jager shots, snort cocaine, smoke marijuana, lick ecstacy
tablets, and even chug cough syrup! The list went on forever! His eyes began to assume a permanently bloodshot and listless character. His GPA plumetted from a 4.00 to a 2.30. He was no longer on the dean's list
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Simon went into panic mode.
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Loving this thread. Perhaps I am this Gnostic Mag, perhaps not. The fact is, that you think whatever I want you to think, and you are all puppets for my entertainment. So keep it up, you are just where I want you. 
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heard you pm'ed swordz acting paranoid after i made this post
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ParkBench posted:
heard you pm'ed swordz acting paranoid after i made this post
Perhaps I am "Simon Magus".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_magus
Or perhaps you are all being played for fools.
Many have said that I have a very acute judgment of character.
Do you really think that I would throw good meat to such dogs?
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what are you even saying
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Gnostic = Simon
Klaw = Simon
Simon = Simon
I win.
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sliyurs posted:
Simon went into panic mode.
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To be honest I hate simon more than any other troll in the history of vn dt and probably AC although I have never met him in game, people like him usually macro in 5 mill per hour dungeons at lv 250 to avoid fights and only run quests between 2-4am.
I would be interested in paying roughly 50 dollars per month and as high as 100 dollars per month to any VN mod that kept him actively banned at all times and traced his IP to keep him from being able to post as alts. If I could somehow contact AC envoys in RL I would be interested in keeping both rejected and simon permanently banned from AC, at the rate of 100$ per month. I haven't had success with this yet but I am working on it.
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So far as I am concerned, Simon Fretter is a gentleman and a scholar, yet is completely unrelated to my patron, Gnostic Mag, in any way whatsoever. This is coming from a sir that hasn't touched AC in over a year.
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Interesting that a bunch of low-post nobodies mysteriously show up to defend and deflect accusations at Simon
MAKES YA GO HMMMMMM 
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Gandalf_of_the_Shire posted:
Interesting that a bunch of low-post nobodies mysteriously show up to defend and deflect accusations at Simon
MAKES YA GO HMMMMMM
hello again. i am interested in knowing who you are in game if you want to make accusations. all of you.
please fill out the following form
1. your ingame name
2. if you are actively subscribed yes or no
this is really great to know
as for skald, he is a well known and trusted member of get down and has been in it as long as me.
i just want to know who i am answer to,
thank you
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swordz=simon
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lowkeyog2012 posted:
To be honest I hate simon more than any other troll in the history of vn dt and probably AC although I have never met him in game, people like him usually macro in 5 mill per hour dungeons at lv 250 to avoid fights and only run quests between 2-4am.
I would be interested in paying roughly 50 dollars per month and as high as 100 dollars per month to any VN mod that kept him actively banned at all times and traced his IP to keep him from being able to post as alts. If I could somehow contact AC envoys in RL I would be interested in keeping both rejected and simon permanently banned from AC, at the rate of 100$ per month. I haven't had success with this yet but I am working on it.
LOL i love you mason
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fill LOD in
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It was during this time that he met his wife Andrea at an Alpha Chi Omega party. On the night they met he impregnated her with their daughter, Sarah, whilst shagging her on a balcony overlooking the campus grounds.
They married six months later.
Even though Simon is predominantly heterosexual, he has had a handful of homosexual experiences during his life. He has snorted ritalin off of the erect penii of some dancers at a gay nightclub called the Pink
Flamingo. Yes you read that correctly. Nobody except Simon knows how many times he did this. It was after one of these encounters with ritalin that he returned to his dorm room and had an epiphany. He realized
how his life had deteriorated so dramatically when he saw a picture of him smiling with his mother on a bookshelf. It took him back to those carefree days. He vowed to clean up his act and restore himself to his
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It was at this time that he first came to the attention of VN. This was about two or three years ago. He was posting to VN from a laptop while in the Princeton library, and he warned the posters here to cease with
their incessant porn posts. They asked him what the trouble was and he tried to explain to them that if a Library Assistant or RA saw his screen with all the porn on it, they would naturally assume that he was
browsing porn from the library. This was grounds for expulsion. Sadly, his cries fell on deaf ears. Some of the posters here even cruelly declared they would be happy if he was expelled! He pleaded with them to at
least consider the financial safety of his wife and child, but they would hear none of it.
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lowkeyog2012 posted:
To be honest I hate simon more than any other troll in the history of vn dt and probably AC although I have never met him in game, people like him usually macro in 5 mill per hour dungeons at lv 250 to avoid fights and only run quests between 2-4am.
I would be interested in paying roughly 50 dollars per month and as high as 100 dollars per month to any VN mod that kept him actively banned at all times and traced his IP to keep him from being able to post as alts. If I could somehow contact AC envoys in RL I would be interested in keeping both rejected and simon permanently banned from AC, at the rate of 100$ per month. I haven't had success with this yet but I am working on it.
Just made me lol irl
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You see, Maria Fretter did not approve of Andrea, and even less so of Sarah.
Maria had subtracted nine months from Sarah's birthday and realized that Simon had seeded Andrea the very night they met. She felt it was despicable behavior to conceive a child so early in a relationship, and
because of this she was no longer supporting him financially. She was even considering initiating the legal proceedings to disown him completely. I find it shocking that she went to such lengths with her own son,
because as I later learned, Maria was also with child at the time. She had been impregnated by the exchange student from Jersey, on the night he moved in no less!!
Simon now has a secret illegitimate little brother playing with his old toys in the very room he grew up in! Can you believe it?  <SMH> Pehr may be the only one in the whole family without any serious
defilements. I for one am glad that he is in the beautiful Canadian wilderness, far away from all of this, enjoying sublime sights few mortals ever have the privelege to witness.
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wow this whole thread is so fucking stupid i wish it was tangible so i could step on it
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_pumpkinkittypants_ posted:
wow this whole thread is so fucking stupid i wish it was tangible so i could step on it
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anyone notice how lost goods and simon both signed up in nov 2010? coincidence?
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Another extreme course of action taken by Maria was to falsely claim to have suffered a heart attack shortly after hearing about Simon's marriage, newborn, and the rumours of his addiction to cough syrup.
Her aim was to coerce him into seeking a divorce and to adopt a lifestyle more to her liking!
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Fighting to cope with how out of control every element of his life was, Simon began to become increasingly desperate to control something, ANYTHING in his life. He eventually realized that the only thing he could actually control was whether or not there was a fist in his asshole at any given moment. He came to the conclusion that having no fist in his asshole was far too passive to be viewed as control, and thus starting fisting his own anal cavity violently. In order to further exercise control over the situation, he varied the quantity of spit he used as lube during any given session. Eventually deciding that dry and exceedingly uncomfortable was the ultimate control.
Simply fisting his ass was never enough though, and he began experimenting with all kinds of different anal insertions, including but not limited to; gerbils, hamsters, brooms, mops, potatoes, bottles of hotsauce and ketchup, the sunday paper, rolls of coins, scale models of famous structures and landmarks, compact discs and dvds, honda civics, football teams, ice skates, basketballs, the harlem globe trotters and black guys.
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sliyurs posted:
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Aeres, the answers that you seek are contained within this thread.
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