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AkagiyamaMissile 
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shock doh!

 

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oh wow plain

 

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I hope for her sake her husband was hung like a Tic Tac.

 

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and that night, life changed for the better

 

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that's so gnarly.

 

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geez!

 

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how do you make that mistake in the first place?!

 

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I'm going to hope that this is from some fake medical journal...

Otherwise that is a lot of fail.

 

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Caoilin posted:
how do you make that mistake in the first place?!


This. there is no conceivable way my penis would be able to pound its way in that hole

 

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What is this I don't even.

 

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it had to be very painful. why didnt she go to her dr at the first?

 

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Purchase the Book: http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-True-Stories-Nations-ERs/dp/product-description/0312962657

That's amazing though. I have to admit I'd like to see a picture just to figure out how the heck you make that sort of mistake. I mean, it almost sounds like her lady bits are shaped like:

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Yup; I killed it

 

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Murderer.

 

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pkhere posted:
oh wow plain


HeartView posted:
I hope for her sake her husband was hung like a Tic Tac.

 

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mother of god

 

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one time i was doing clinicals in the er and there was a female patient that had a jacked up throat from trying to deep throat a fork for practice for her husband

you never know

 

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I have to call fake

 

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Yeah, all her bladder infections were caused from jizm in the bladder. LOL

 

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I ...... um ...... you see ............. wow plain

 

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WHAT THE FFUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

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Shared this with a friend over gchat:

Jeremy: man, he musta been fking the piss outta her

Michael: Seriously. I bet she was pissed off when she found out what had happened

Jeremy: I wonder if she ever had to tell her husband, "urine"

Michael: I wonder if the doctor told her, "Ma'am, urine trouble"

Jeremy: beat ya to it

Michael: Oh, piss off

 

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I don't get it.

 

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Jesus, the pain...


But because people had told her that it will hurt at first...(sigh)



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ferdinand.the.great posted:
I don't get it.
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Reminds of a certain anecdote in Catch-22...

 

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Horrifying

 

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ferdinand.the.great posted:
I don't get it.


I laughed.

 

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Oh hell no. If it had been me, we wouldn't have gotten past the first time because I would have said, "OMG WTF are you trying to do?!" followed by, "GTFO."

 

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Oh hell no. If it had been me, we wouldn't have gotten past the first time because I would have said, "OMG WTF are you trying to do?!" followed by, "GTFO."
I have a feeling she started it herself... for it to be large enough to fit a male in there it has to have been stretched for a long time...

 

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I...I have no words...

 

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This is not even possible it has to be a fake. Or the guy has a needle dick.

 

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JD_HOGG posted:
This is not even possible it has to be a fake. Or the guy has a needle dick.
Entirely possible; just plausible... There's actually a rather large community that is interested in stretching that part of the body... lol.

I really know too much about this stuff -_-

 

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Um... wow... shock

Words escape me...

doh!

I cannot imagine doing it the wrong way for so long...

 

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JD_HOGG posted:
This is not even possible it has to be a fake. Or the guy has a needle dick.


You, sir, are completely underestimating the depths of human stupidity.

 

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