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I could pop at any minute, so my next pregnancy related post will be baby arriving. Soooooooo excited for no work until May.
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Congrats! Will this be your last or are you shooting for more later?
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Are you ripe. Any pics....Best of luck.
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HeartView posted: Congrats! Will this be your last or are you shooting for more later?
First and we'll have one or two more in a few years. This one was a surprise.
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LOL at "no work until May". Is this your first one?
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Woho, pre-gratz! Hoping for a quick delivery and healthy youngun.
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Nice! Pre-Congratz!
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Nice! Will it be a boy or girl?
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Reapist posted: LOL at "no work until May". Is this your first one?
No work as in no going to work to work. I know babies are a lot of work. Thanks, guys! I'm ready to pop this babe out. Aon - you can always come over and find out! Intex - no idea. We didn't find out.
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Remember to beat it early and often to keep it in line. It takes a lot of work to raise proper slaves.
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Malrothien posted:
Intex - no idea. We didn't find out.
Nice! Some reason or another I was actually hoping to hear that... always better
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Eradiani posted: congrats.. didn't know you got knocked up
It's all Loth's fault. Thanks! the_great_ontex posted:
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Intex - no idea. We didn't find out.
Nice! Some reason or another I was actually hoping to hear that... always better
I agree - last 'great' surprise you can get in life anymore.
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This is why you get paid less than a man. (troll face) For reals though, congrats!
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Babies are actually very easy. Children and teenagers are not. Good luck on an easy delivery
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I'm not a femi-nazi so not gonna work. I'm one of those that I'd much rather be a stay at home mom than work outside of the home. Thanks everyone
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How exciting! When is your actual due date? I still have a few weeks to go, but oh man I'm ready lol. Well, let me clarify- it's way too soon so I definitely don't want the kidlet to be born yet (still needs to marinate a bit before she's really ready!) but my aching self would really LIKE to be ready!
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March 3, so 1.5 weeks. I'm just waiting on my contractions to go regular and/or water to break at this point. Everything else pointing towards labor has already happened. I'm also 2cm dilated.
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Hey, congrats for being off work for awhile. I'm jealous I'll look forward to the 'I had a baby!' post. Silver
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That is so awesome. Enjoy yourself! Well I'll but the birth itself anyway lol
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congrats pregnant women are sexxxy as hell im glad im snipped 3 is enough to test my temper to the limits
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_Alexandra_ posted: Babies are actually very easy. Children and teenagers are not. Good luck on an easy delivery
I think this really just depends on the child! Two of mine were super super easy, as babies, toddlers, kids, and one teenager now who is still amazingly laid back. The third- let's just say she came out ANGRY and stayed that way! She was not easy as a baby, or a toddler, or a child (she's 6 now) but I will say that the older she gets and the better she can communicate, the easier things have been.
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It's because they're all redheads, Gaevy.
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Malrothien posted: March 3, so 1.5 weeks. I'm just waiting on my contractions to go regular and/or water to break at this point. Everything else pointing towards labor has already happened. I'm also 2cm dilated.
With all 3 of mine so far, all the labor stuff happened and I dilated to 3 cm by 37 weeks. Then I just sat there and waited...and waited...and waited... Fortunately all of my labors have been VERY short and sweet- by that I mean 3cm to baby in less than 3 hours, each time! I wish my labor luck upon every pregnant woman I know!
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Malrothien posted: It's because they're all redheads, Gaevy.
Only the oldest! And she's the most laid back- go figure!
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My wife just went on maternity leave today and isn't back until May... Are you my wife IRL???
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Bork_the_orc posted: My wife just went on maternity leave today and isn't back until May... Are you my wife IRL???
Surprise! j/k - no, I'm not your wife.
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Just squeeze your stomach like a pimple / zit... *POP GOES THE BABY!* Oh, grats, btw...
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Seriously pregnant women are sexy as hell just thinking about my wife when she was piled up makes my want to jump her
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Gaevren posted:
I think this really just depends on the child! Two of mine were super super easy, as babies, toddlers, kids, and one teenager now who is still amazingly laid back. The third- let's just say she came out ANGRY and stayed that way! She was not easy as a baby, or a toddler, or a child (she's 6 now) but I will say that the older she gets and the better she can communicate, the easier things have been.
I find my twin girls are getting easier the older they get. The beginning was rough.. staying up almost all night to feed, change etc.. They depend on you 24/7.. it wears on you, especially two. I remember when they could hold their own bottle was such a relief.. They're two now and it's 1000x easier. They use forks and spoons.. not only can eat "real" food but you don't have to cut everything up in such small pieces unless it's meat.. everything else they chomp bites out of.. They also want to help out a lot now.. I told my wife let them.. I think it cute to watch them hand me a dish from the dishwasher or what have you.. they seem to get satisfaction out of it lol. edit: also, pre-gratz to OP
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good luck, I hope the rest of your pregnancy and your delivery goes smoothly and that you have a healthy baby.
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did you lose your plug yet? and did they tell you that you bleed for 6 weeks post partum?
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Congrats My lil peanut just turned 2 about 2 weeks ago.
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the_tessa posted: did you lose your plug yet? and did they tell you that you bleed for 6 weeks post partum?
Yep.. lost it for the second time today. Talk about gross s***. And yeah, I know about the post partum nastiness. I'm already stocked for that.
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hey wait, didnt we do a guess mals baby dob and sex stuff??
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tomorrow at 3pm! girl!
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Awesome, Cora. I hope that it's a manly child!
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-Foxy- posted: hey wait, didnt we do a guess mals baby dob and sex stuff??
Nope, no such post has occurred yet. Onslaught. posted: Awesome, Cora. I hope that it's a manly child!
Well, I do live in Orlando where it's apparently hard to find a straight, single male (according to my single girlfriends).
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-Foxy- posted: tomorrow at 7pm!
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lol good luck, and grats to you both
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Here's to a healthy and safe delivery! Congrats momma.
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Malrothien posted:
the_tessa posted: did you lose your plug yet? and did they tell you that you bleed for 6 weeks post partum?
Yep.. lost it for the second time today. Talk about gross s***. And yeah, I know about the post partum nastiness. I'm already stocked for that.
yeah it keeps growing back and continues to fall out. The best thing ever are the mesh underwear. Steal as many as you can. Oh and if you are going for the drugs, be sure to say when they ask you the pain scale that your pain is at 11 right away cause otherwise they will try to soothe you with stuff that doesn't work.
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the_tessa posted:
Malrothien posted:
the_tessa posted: did you lose your plug yet? and did they tell you that you bleed for 6 weeks post partum?
Yep.. lost it for the second time today. Talk about gross s***. And yeah, I know about the post partum nastiness. I'm already stocked for that.
yeah it keeps growing back and continues to fall out. The best thing ever are the mesh underwear. Steal as many as you can. Oh and if you are going for the drugs, be sure to say when they ask you the pain scale that your pain is at 11 right away cause otherwise they will try to soothe you with stuff that doesn't work.
the mesh underwear were a VAST improvement from the the belt, I seriously could not believe they still used the belt and old fashioned pads after my first delivery... archaic!
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what is the mesh underwear? i didnt have that. prob wasnt invented yet ;p
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-Foxy- posted: what is the mesh underwear? i didnt have that. prob wasnt invented yet ;p
the mesh underwear is the solution to keep the padding in place. I don't know what it is about them that make them better than regular undies after delivery (other than not ruining your own with leaks), but they are better.
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sounds much easier and nicer feeling
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MESH! What a great idea!!! Enjoy this time and Best Wishes on a safe and healthy delivery Truly... ~Murron~
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-Foxy- posted: what is the mesh underwear? i didnt have that. prob wasnt invented yet ;p
Dinosaurs were not very good at weaving?
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Reapist posted: LOL at "no work until May". Is this your first one?
Yah because all that cleaning stuff, washing clothes, getting up all night, poop changing and feeding is done by robots.
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Congrats! There's nothing in the world like being a parent. Sh** about to get real for ya
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