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She means she doesnt want you to be cheap.
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Sure, they can have "real" food when I get my "perfect" blowjob.
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Wait, one = the other I thought. 
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As long as I get mine first, then yes. Guys who put undeserving women on pedestals for no reason = loser beta males.
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This means she wants to order the $$$$ on the menu with the frim-fram sauce. If its a first date, she wants to take you for a ride.
The probability of getting the clamato doesnt necessarily increase because of frim-fram sauce
Tenkly watch out for letting women know you're an alpha male. I mistakenly did this with a librarian I was dating. She thought I wanted to make her part of a harem. Keep your cards close.
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i she wants real food she damn well better be cooking it
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Elocism posted:
Sammiches, NAOW!
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Modeeb posted:
This means she wants to order the $$$$ on the menu with the frim-fram sauce. If its a first date, she wants to take you for a ride.
The probability of getting the clamato doesnt necessarily increase because of frim-fram sauce
Tenkly watch out for letting women know you an alpha male. i mistakenly did this with a librarian I was dating. She thought I wanted to make her part of a harem. Keep your cards close.
I play my cards well, good sir! But thanks for looking out! 
I'm a firm believer that money won't attract the type of women you want unless you want gold diggers and hookers. Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy fine dining like the next man but if a woman expects and/or demands it, then I'll have no problem putting her back in her place.
Wine and great conversations have always worked for me, much better than trying to look like you're richer than you really are.
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Well then honey, supersize it is.
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In my experience 'Real Food' when mentioned by Canukistani women means steak, baked potato, sour cream, Caeser Salad and an alcoholic beverage that isn't served as a single serving.
Tenkly runs with a 'BAD' crowd I think.
Perhaps an effete West Coast syndrome.
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That's what I thought too. Something hardy that sticks to the ribs. I thought "I want something different" was the code for expensive.
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I make plans for dinner, we go where I planned. Don't like it, find some other guy to buy you food.
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I'm actually a bit turned off if I let them choose the restaurant and they choose a cheapo place. I like eating at fancy/foodie restaurants so if her suggestions are crappy places then it's not really my thing. To avoid the problem - I usually say 'make sure it's nice or dont worry about the price' while they're thinking about a place that way it's not awkward while we're out.
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Elocism posted:
i she wants real food she damn well better be cooking it
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Oh, I don't know Modeeb..maybe she just meant she wants something hardy..not pizza and beer.
I say that...and it doesn't mean anything but that. Doesn't have to mean $$$ dinner.
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In which case you say that people in hell want ice water... or .... hope in one hand and shite in the other and see which fills up first. A real meal lies in the kitchen waiting to be made or many other sayings that I hear these days. Personally I can care less what we have. So long as we eat and have time to kick back together were good. We enjoy going out to eat together so we never have qualms except for what kind of food we want. My wife doesnt trip much either. Were highly compatible.
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When a woman says she wants real food all she means is she didn't want you to get dinner at Taco Bell and /fap to it's awesomeness.
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She might just want expensive food. Like some women who get bent out of shape when they don't get an expensive purse. Something I have learned quite well in my short time in SoCal is that there is quite a few people here who are obsessed with appearances and status
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Take her to taco bell.
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Usually if I'm in the mood for 'real food' I go into the kitchen and cook it.
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Yep. Modeeb cook her a great homecooked meal. Seems to work for other single Outposters here. That is why I want to learn how to cook.
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Rosaria posted:
Usually if I'm in the mood for 'real food' I go into the kitchen and cook it.
Marry me
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If I say I'm in the mood for "real food" it means that I don't want a salad or something "light". If I want fine dining then I say that too. I have no need to speak in code.
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I think the "I dont want to eat light." comment approximates the truth in my situational context. I love salads and I tend to choose restaurants with great salads. This woman was from Chicago and wanted a steak. Any woman I take out can order whatever she wants, except frim-fram sauce.
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