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Topic: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.

Hyperimiator Title: Maximus Probus Posts: 55,497 Registered: Jul 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 54,624 User ID: 266,347	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	"If you want to swing better you need to spread your legs apart more, and you won't have to bend over so much" Her response was to tell me she intends to tell her friends that her Greek boyfriend gave her those exact instructions. -----signature----- The Hyperimiator song http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=1639&starttime=1:40:35 "You are never going to be able to vote for the revolution. Get that hope out of your mind" -Jerry Rubin http://www.youtube.com/user/Hyperimiator#p/u
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Nerf-Evil-Oo Posts: 8,382 Registered: Nov 22, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 8,242 User ID: 740,578	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	shes cheating on you? -----signature----- irc.sorcery.net #blood Tattare världen får mig arg, du får mig att hata
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levgre Posts: 25,822 Registered: Oct 24, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 25,076 User ID: 479,056	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	Nerf-Evil-Oo posted: shes cheating on you? I think there's some sort of thing they call "Tongue in cheek". -----signature----- <(o.O)> <(o.O<) (>o.O)> (>o.O<)<(''<) <( ' ' )> (>'')>
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notmforce2k Posts: 96,434 Registered: Oct 9, '11 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 2,235 User ID: 1,430,866	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	pics of friends? -----signature----- (none)
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Kah_v2 Posts: 305 Registered: Feb 7, '12 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 305 User ID: 1,437,980	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	notmforce2k posted: pics of friends? yea, I'm not buying it either. -----signature----- Imagine my post count +70,000
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-Abysmal- Posts: 21,891 Registered: Dec 20, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,218 User ID: 59,638	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	wow...i dont think i've ever heard of something like that before! -----signature----- Now i LIVESTRONG GO PATRIOTS Yankees SUCK! I wish AC looked better, I miss it I love you forever Jamie
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JD_HOGG Posts: 19,975 Registered: Mar 18, '08 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 19,893 User ID: 1,285,011	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	levgre posted: Nerf-Evil-Oo posted: shes cheating on you? I think there's some sort of thing they call "Tongue in anus". -----signature----- (none)
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Kah_v2 Posts: 305 Registered: Feb 7, '12 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 305 User ID: 1,437,980	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	Hyper is so lonely. -----signature----- Imagine my post count +70,000
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Dwaveran Title: Wants to Ban Canada... Posts: 21,834 Registered: Jan 23, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,487 User ID: 762,378	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	I laughed -----signature----- www.deathstarinc.com
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Ah-Schoo Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness Posts: 71,317 Registered: Aug 11, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 68,974 User ID: 39,247	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	Kah_v2 posted: Hyper is so lonely. It appears he has solved that issue. -----signature----- . Opinion = fact. Anecdote = proof. Political label more important than either of those. Welcome to ACF, where debate goes to die. . "fascist totalitarian secular progressive Zionist intellectually challenged Christian puppets." - Aerlinthina
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Kah_v2 Posts: 305 Registered: Feb 7, '12 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 305 User ID: 1,437,980	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	Ah-Schoo posted: Kah_v2 posted: Hyper is so lonely. It appears he has solved that issue. He's here isn't he? -----signature----- Imagine my post count +70,000
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Ah-Schoo Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness Posts: 71,317 Registered: Aug 11, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 68,974 User ID: 39,247	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	I just looked everywhere and can't see him. -----signature----- . Opinion = fact. Anecdote = proof. Political label more important than either of those. Welcome to ACF, where debate goes to die. . "fascist totalitarian secular progressive Zionist intellectually challenged Christian puppets." - Aerlinthina
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-Abysmal- Posts: 21,891 Registered: Dec 20, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,218 User ID: 59,638	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	ya, instead of taking that home, she thinks to take it to her friends. -----signature----- Now i LIVESTRONG GO PATRIOTS Yankees SUCK! I wish AC looked better, I miss it I love you forever Jamie
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Hyperimiator Title: Maximus Probus Posts: 55,497 Registered: Jul 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 54,624 User ID: 266,347	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	We have a good time, at home as well. I posted her pic a few times, she went with me on the last bike trip, and we have a cross country ride scheduled for this summer, as well as a two week vacation set for Prague. It just came out that way while I was instructing her and we cracked up, all her black girlfriends get a kick out of me. -----signature----- The Hyperimiator song http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=1639&starttime=1:40:35 "You are never going to be able to vote for the revolution. Get that hope out of your mind" -Jerry Rubin http://www.youtube.com/user/Hyperimiator#p/u
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Ungabhunga Posts: 759 Registered: Aug 7, '08 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 754 User ID: 1,313,359	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	Hyperimiator posted: I thought she needed lessons, so I took her to the local pro at my driving range. He noticed she was holding the club to tight and he suggested she grip it like my penis when we have sex. She did and hit an beautiful drive about 250 yards, straight down the fairway. The instructor said nice shot but take the club out of your mouth and try again. -----signature----- Grimdiegn_the_Gimp RIP Grim451 RIP DDO Knights of Siberys Cannith
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Tipztoe Posts: 26,665 Registered: Mar 1, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 23,788 User ID: 900,300	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	This woman I know was out golfing and got stung by a bee. As she was highly allergic, she went to the doctor and he asked her where she got stung. She said between the second and third hole. The doctor said her stance was too wide. -----signature----- (none)
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Hyperimiator Title: Maximus Probus Posts: 55,497 Registered: Jul 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 54,624 User ID: 266,347	Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
	I knew the really serious golfer, he went out solo on a Satruday and got paired up with a beautiful woman. She kicked his ass, fet bad about it, and so she invited him to her house for some cocktails, as she lived right on the edge of the course. One thing led to another and he ended up with a killer bj. Next Saturday he goes at the same time, she's there, the starter pairs them off and they end up at her place again after she beats him soundly. This goes on all month and near the end of the month, while getting his bj he asks, "you know this is really nice but I'd like to try some regular sex". She looks up and says, "I have a confession to make." He asks, "what?" She says, "I'm not really a woman". He gets all pissed off and yells, "You sonofabitch, you've been hitting off the ladies T all month!" ...like I said a really serious golfer joke... -----signature----- The Hyperimiator song http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=1639&starttime=1:40:35 "You are never going to be able to vote for the revolution. Get that hope out of your mind" -Jerry Rubin http://www.youtube.com/user/Hyperimiator#p/u
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